Would /fit defeat Mighty Mouse in battle?

Would /fit defeat Mighty Mouse in battle?
>5 ft 3 in
>125 lb
>perhaps the greatest MMA fighter of all time

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Only If he decides grappling is OK. Quite fucked if he manages to maintain striking distance.

Wrong board asshole

>Would /fit defeat Mighty Mouse in battle?
No.

Yes.

I do bicep curls with bigger weights.

Nobody who lifts as a hobby is beating a professional fighter

>Would /fit defeat Mighty Mouse in battle?
No
>perhaps the greatest MMA fighter of all time
lol. He fights in the freakshow division where less than 1% of the worlds population even have a small enough frame to get under that weight limit.
The level of competition he faces is terrible.
His accomplishments are on a similar level to winning the special olympics.
manlets, when will they learn?

A couple of times open handed to get him a little mad then I'd cock back my fist and plant one right in the middle of his nose.

Yeah. Yeah that'll do nicely.

Next dyel manlet on the list:
[X] Mighty Mouse
[ ] Memeweather
[ ] McGregor
[ ] Tyson

>5 ft 3 in
I don't have to do anything, he already lost the one battle that actually mattered

>will a guy who's only good at moving weight up and down have a chance vs a the best fighter in his division in the UFC

Gee what the fuck do you think?

Lol I'm almost a foot taller, I would just keep the manlet at distance by holding my arm straight against his forehead, while the manlet swings his arms like a
madman while shouting: "if the UFC only paid me like McGregor, I could beat you too!!"

>Only If he decides grappling is OK
What you're gonna out wrestle or submit him?

>watching demetrious stream gta5
>his young kids wake up and start making a lot of noise
>says he has to go afk for 30-40mins because it will take that long to put his kids to sleep
>only 5mins later the kid noise dies down and he returns to stream
>this happens

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time

I'm like so much bigger than him it wouldn't be fair. I'd just grab him and hold him.

>Even this 5'3" neg-u-ro has a pretty white wife
What's your excuse Veeky Forums?

>pretty
Stay thirsty my friend.

>>perhaps the greatest MMA fighter of all time
>would lose to any other champion
nigga I'm willing to take on his bitch ass
everything below featherweight is shit

What happened?

>2/10 wouldn't bang
Stay a virgin

t. AFC

Ehh she's not 2/10 but nothing to write home about. Maybe if I had like 10 beers and she put a paperbag over her head I'd let her give me head or something but that's about it. Alcohol makes me vulnerable at times and my standards are lowered temporarily as a result.

>avoiding the question

hmmm...

>virgin redpill PUA lingo
>online roleplaying
It checks out

Stay mad. Maybe if you're lucky I'll let you have my sloppy seconds after I'm done with them. Probably not tho lol.

Read the last entry of the chat

he's a good fighter but by no means the best, currently i can think of 3 fighters who are on a completely different level. jon jones is prolly number 1, cody garbrant 2 maybe mcgregor 3?

yeah

>greatest mma fighter of all time
>fights in that division
Yea, OK.

Winning fights does not = best of all time OMGOMGOMG.

I LUH YOU MYYY

SEE YOU SOON BOI

What about that body builder on Bully Beatdown?

Did he actually beat the UFC fighter?

Not a UFC fighter but an mma fighter.

But that was show was staged anyway. The host admitted it.

How can he be the greatest if any random heavyweight would totally demolish him?

Very stupid comment.

Yeah it was pretty obvious. An full-grown adult getting bullied and the bully is all proud of it like "yeah I'm his bully!"

Very stupid newbitch response.

How would he go if he put on more weight and went up a division?

DO IT FOR GAY JESUS!

I love Rogan's impersonation
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