You wake up tomorrow with your goal body

Flaut it over my ex
Flaunt it over that guy who wanted to have sex with me but kinda fucked over my last relationship
Sex current gf

I NEED TO WAKE UP WITH THE GOAL FACE TOOO

Go to the gym.
t. body dismorphia

set a new goal

Spend less money on gym and food since I only need to maintain now

start several arguments on Veeky Forums in the hopes someone tells me to post my physique

this

Immediately create a tinder account because I'm Chad now and I get pussy on demand.

Go around shirtless acting like a cuck

ya

Beast mode

Still feel too smal.

start to seek universes to destroy

Masturbate to the mirror over and over and over again.

i would do disgusting things to this girl

Leave humanity behind

Who is she?

find a chad to impregnate me

Snapchat the girl who dumped me after I told her I wanted to start getting serious with her.

A sit on a wheelchair, so Goal Body is Body before motorcycle accident with 10% bf.

If i woke up with Goal Body, i would quit my Office Job, start MMA again and get the UFC Belt in 2-3 years from now.

I fucking miss fighting.

>cry for an hour I lost 10years of my life in a coma
>move on with my life

Start killing every single human on the planet

Wonder how my dick grew 5 inches overnight.

I uh volunteer.
My goal body is Chad's.

what I used to do when I had muscles, get myself ready to go out for a walk downtown/at the mall and get mired left right center behind, it's a good feeling, especially when you hear highschool girls giggle and make loud comments as you pass by, then come home and go back at my usual shut in neet lifestyle, they will never know about my PC building/fixing skills, nor about my videogame consoles and passion for taiwanese cartoons

>Surgically replace legs with big wheels
>Add knifes and spikes to wheels for fighting scenarios
>Look and fight like a fucking chariot
>Your stagename is now 'Rollerblade'

This. My goal body won't be achievable until like 2060 at the earliest. If I wake up tomorrow and I have the perfect self-sustaining, no maintenance cyborg body I won't have to keep playing this stupid social game. I'll be unstoppable because nobody will have the technology to fight back. It would take a few months but I think I could easily obliterate humanity with my goal body. Walking toward the last living human and seeing the fear in their eyes, that's the ultimate mire.

I'm pretty sure this board gives people autism.

Nah, that's just your own Autism flaring up.

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Patrician answer

keep training

Go to the gym.

You can't kill me im now Rollerblade

I go about my day as usual cuz I'm already pretty close to my goal body anyways

Still feel empty inside.

Jerk off while touching every inch of myself

:(

set new goals

does that mean that my pancreas works again? if so go eat a big ass, greasy, carb filled breakfast with something awesome for desert

upload new pics on scruff/grindr/growlr and spend all day having sex with hot thicc men

Set new goals, like I always do.

Muscle takes months to go away.
And plus, my goal body is 5 cm taller.

End my tren cycle.

Go to an NBA D-League tryout, wow everyone, get signed to NBA team, quickly become a starter, get millions of $ just because I have the right body type. It would be impossible to fail.

(My goal body is 7'0 and huge but lean, like young Shaq)

Now I can play dress-up and hit on girls playing dess-up without being embarrassed.

And then go to the hospital afterwards and make sure nothing is wrong with me that caused me to lose so much weight overnight

>Get on cam
>Start making money

Finally get the courage to go to a public swimming pool or a beach

update my tinder profile to 6'4"

be more confident

No way he's 6'3"...

Already have my goal body so idk. It felt empty when I achieved it. But im already ffmi 25 after 1.5yrs of lifting and reached natty limit. Im now going for strength goals

that first sip

Fpbp

mirin the triceps

like all manlet hollywood actors, on heels he is

this desu

I either want to be 190-195 cm chad/gandy
or a qt 160 cm womanlet semen demon

Curl my moustache appropriately.

source?

how do you plan on getting the huge tits if thats your goal body.

Name? For a friend of course

alison tyler

This

also overnight skin tight costume so I can bang sloots at the con I'm going to on Friday.

godspeed

I immediately jerk off in front of the mirror.

Defeat Dio

>Go have a swim.
>Let all the girls mire me.
>Go home alone.
>Still be miserable and lonely

shouldn't have roided then

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Make a new, better goal body

:'(

apply for modeling

Or you know work up to your max on bench, squat, and deadlift all in one workout and you have a pretty good idea of what your working sets need to be

The calories would only take a little bit of experimenting as well

>Become a youtube or instagramer
>sell out
>profit

Set a new goal

Start fucking slaying

Succumb to pettiness by hurting all the heartless thots who hurt me when I was young and innocent.

Take care of it and be confident for once

this, probably wont give a shit about it and let it to waste, find some other goal, strength maybe, or endurance

get the fucking calipers out and measure my anal circumference to see if i really can reverse anti-birth people I dont like

I don't have a goal body though, I just want to be healthy ;_;

>Wat do?
Move the goalposts

learn about social skills because I'm still autistic

1. check the house. So much energy released must have caused a fuckton of heat.
2. check my face and memory if it's not just transferred to another body and if it works just fine
3. go swimming and lift

maintain

lol

I feel you bro. I'll never be good enough.

Same thing I did 3 years ago when I did all the way up to yesterday

Stare at self in mirror then go to gym to find new max on lifts.

Finally live life.

Jack off to myself in the mirror while muttering no homo