>be you at the local gym >the qt 3.14 that you have a crush on is standing by the stereo blasting Kendrick >squat rack is right next to said qt 3.14 >proceed to squat rack after quick bert stare >place your water bottle and chalk next to the rack >about to begin your first SS squat set as qt 3.14 calls you over >"user theres something wrong with this stereo" >Almost piss yourself after downing that GOMAD before gym >manage to help the qt 3.14 >everythingwentbetterthanxpected.avi >enter chad - local DYEL >he heads directly towards the squat rack and starts loading bumper plates, oblivious about the fact that it is occupied >qt314 is looking right at you
she seems like a bird that fancys a good chimping out
Dominic Young
>Hey, I'm using this The end
Aaron Martin
Yeah, not much to it
Dylan Torres
>what do
Post more pics of qt3.14
William Gonzalez
Wish I had
Samuel Watson
She broke my nofap
Owen Garcia
>implying I'd get off the rack in the first place.
Just tell her "I don't work here."
Logan Scott
I shoot him in the face with a Glock to save my honor
Bentley Sanders
>oh yeah? Dont see you standing here bozo?
wat do
Julian Jackson
>I'm resting between my sets dude. Now GTFO
Dylan Johnson
>relax retard, if you're going to throw a fit over it I'll just wait.
Wyatt Carter
> why don't you make me then..................faggot
Aiden Allen
"Yo I'm using that"
Nathaniel Martinez
>How about I rest my fists in your skull jabroni? You trying to hit on girls in the gym here brah?
Michael Gonzalez
>teleports behind you
how bout we take this party elsewhere white boy
Austin Watson
>what the fuck did you just say to me you piece of shit?
Levi Mitchell
>Maybe you and I should settle it right here on the ring if you think you're so tough.
Bentley Kelly
>teleports in front of you
I'm sorry, it won't happen again.
Austin Cook
>hey man im still using that, you wanna work in?
Asher Hall
>What ring bozo wtf are you talking about
[meanwhile the girl left ages ago]
Dylan Ward
I would probably just work the treadmill until hes done.
Jacob Long
*chases the grill* >excuse 'lady, I'll be back in a sec *teleports to home* *grabs katana* *teleports behind (You)* *beheads (You)* *chases grill* >s-so, huh, a-are you working out?
Jace Morris
*snicker* honestly... Heh hehe ... This is the ...snickersnicker... Average sort of girl i... Ha..baha.. WISH I HAD ONE NIGHT STANDS WITH IN COLLEGE BAHAHAHAHA
Easton Gray
>girl gets a boner
Blake Kelly
>Hey mate, I'm using that; you can work in if you want though.
Nathan Murphy
>No shit i'm working out faggot and when i'm done i'm gonna work out your BOIPUSSY with my dick haha ,no homo
Hudson Peterson
Beta move
Asher Thompson
>she will never sit on your face
Nolan Walker
I don't see it that way. I'm an adult now and I don't get into fights over petty shit. And it makes the guy look like a dickhead in front of the entire gym.
Nicholas Nguyen
>I was helping the lady in need, now move aside, commoner.
>You already have Chad's dead corpse laying down there, you're welcome
Ryan Young
>uh, d-do you work for FedEx? >uhm, I couldn't help but notice your little package *blushes*
Jack Flores
>Who you calling little, kid?
>strokes outline of enormous girl dick
Lincoln Morales
Tell him I'm using it and cuck the squat rack from her.
Colton Gutierrez
In that situation there's like 6 guys. I'd just stand up, and say "actually I think we're just gonna get the fuck out of here" also this guy constantly was looking away and wasn't guarded at all. Opening himself up to getting one punched KOd
Luis Green
kek
Brandon Martinez
>that such a huge surprise... >too bad I don't like masculine female penises *slashes 7/8th of her penis with katana* >now that's better
Joseph Cruz
>bong and into the trash she goes, right where she belongs with that pubescent teenage boy face
Hudson Thompson
How the fuck do you do this many arm workouts in one session?
Wyatt Parker
She's not putting too many weights, bro. Also, seems she spends the whole day at the gym.
Brayden Scott
fine by me, I'd keep her around. Would be nice to have a chill qt I could relax and smoke with. Even better if she'd join me at the gym afterwards
Grayson White
Laugh and walk towards the squat rack and begin to workout. Anything after that if he touches you its fos
Isaac Peterson
I wish I could see the fucking nerd who made this thread.
Lucas Taylor
This is unironically me (op)
Oliver Carter
R O S K I L D E O S K I L D E
Christian Clark
gf in adidas tracksuit is my dream do you even squat op
Logan Nguyen
Best festival in scandinavia senpai
Gavin Perez
I know bro, been there 4 times now. I've done Tomorrowland and some festivals in Norway (home country), Roskilde is the best. Gonna go to Shipsomnia next week though, could be fun with festival on a boat and going to ibiza
Norwegian festivals can't really compare in terms of atmosphere, price, line up etc.
Nah. Keep getting knee pain caused by knock knee
Blake Parker
Very true
Justin Baker
whos da grill?
Cameron Perez
>qt 3.14 >pothead
nah
Eli Perez
>being this beta
Adrian Foster
>Has a crush on a girl >Doesn't try to speak with her, instead creepily stares at her for months >Some random dude is taking his place at the squat rack, too afraid to say anything
Seriously, how the fuck are you guys so disgusting. I literally get angry when I read this shit. Fucking stop browsing Veeky Forums and go out and socialize you fucking mutant troglodyte epislon nu male cuck fucks. FUCK
Jack Scott
>bozo
Underaged get out
Jayden Foster
>whip out dick >piss all over squat rack and qt3.14 to establish territory
Bunch of fucking pussyzzzzz
Cooper Hernandez
when you swing the weights around like retard you don't use arms much
Nathaniel Robinson
Literally this. It never failed once.
If you're in Britain or Canada, feel free to add the words "sorry m8", or "scuse me, m8". Americans don't really understand politeness, so skip that step if in the US.
