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This is shit
Clearly you dont know how to make a dank meme

If someone makes a Chad one make sure that Chad wears either all compression gear to wick his glorious sweat or that he lifts with no pants so everyone can bask in his musk

virgins don't do starting strength, they do the starting strength outline from an infographic with no deloads until they hit 2plate then call themselves powerliters online

I'm gonna go through all of these because I'm a dumb faggot.

Virgin? Check.

Lift to attact women? No, I wanna be big and strong like my brother. Plus, I need to gain some weight due to my height.

Bad posture? No.

Lowbar? Yes, because I squat... You guessed it... I TRAIN WITH 120 pounds. No joke. I suck dick at squats.

Refer to self as powerlifter? No, I just work out to get strong and bigger and heavier.

Too shy to ask to work in? No, not if they're using something I need.

Head turned down? Never.

Insecure about slow results? No, I know that I have power over it, I just am too lazy and retarded to eat and sleep properly.

Worried about future? Nope.

Counts weight in the .... I don't care what people think, I'd rather have a working back and light weights than a broken back and heavy weights.

No waterbottle? I have a waterbottle, dummy.

Loose clothes? No, I look aight, so I just wear normal gym wear.

Poor diet and sleep? Yes. I don't blame muh genettics or muh metabolism cause I know it's my own fault and that I need to work on it.

Spends time on phone? FUCK no. Don't bring your phone to workout unless you're using it to keep track of time inbetween sets or play music.

Wears sneakers? Yeah. But I'm not too amazing at squats anyway so it doesn't really matter.

I'm a lean, weak, yet somewhat muscular, tall but not PARTICULARLY lanky, KINDA workout machine!

That water fountain shit is 100% me fuck

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>lifts to attract women but too proud to admit it. subconsciously avoids things women admire such as chest and arms.

No one will feel addressed by this meme

>squats low bar because Starting Strength says so

>walks to water fountain 30 times
DELETE THIS

Does anyone have the screen caps from yesterday?

Exactly me

>Too shy to ask to work in, if Chad needs to use the squat rack he will simply way

Well played user!

>70% of Veeky Forums

The water fountain got me :(

>I'm gonna go through all of these because I'm autistic
I figured

Where's the sips version?

:)

>you're just about to approach that cute girl you always see on the leg machines when chad literally slingshots himself into her vagina

This hits a little to close to home
DELET THIS

>list all sorts of common traits with some negative ones peppered in to make them all seem bad
These memes are retarded.

>lack of sleep and poor diet instantly reverses all gains

is this true? I go to the gym 6 times a week and I barely get any sleep

You need sleep to recover and you can't make good gainz without a proper diet

I am. But atleast I'm tall, with that almost moderate muscle amount causing me to look somewhat muscular kinda.

>common traits

Wait until you see the version with sound.
youtube.com/watch?v=zjmnZkXQ6RA

>hair seems to overreact to wind
Just kill me senpai

>moaning to assert dominance

how do I defeat Chad

Bumping for the chad rest

>Worrying about your future instead of just flying into the future ass-first without being prepared at all
>Wearing flat soled shoes because you don't wanna waste money on situation specific shoes like a woman
>Reading fitness memes on phone during rest period
>Not reading starting strength, because every it of lifting advice you'll ever need is on the internet for free
>Implying lifting to attract women is a bad thing
>Not wanting to ask someone to work in because you don't wanna remove weight before/after every set because it's a pain in the ass.

Yeah most of these are pretty explainable.

Senpai

You realise putting in a few perfectly acceptable things is what makes them work, right?

The chad ones are all supposed to be wild exaggerations. We're basically taking the piss out of ourselves.

>writing this

I'm sorry, I have autism. I also haven't had a girl touch my wiener in a while, I hope you understand.

That must have hit a bit too close to home for you to reply like that

>counts the barbell weight to seem stronger
Wait, you aren't supposed to add in the barbell weight when you track your stats?

No, the receptionist will laugh at you if you tell her you count the bar when you're tipping her before leaving the gym.

>banner related

I guess. I saw the word virgin and I knew it was for me to reply to. Since I have no life I just decided to comment on them all.

friendly reminder that if you took offense to any of this, you're not gonna make it.

>have to choose between soundless potato quality webm or video with cancerous facebook-tier text over it
reeeee

>when you're tipping her before leaving the gym
Who tips the receptionist at the gym?

She gets a "tip" from Chad every day.

>magically making gains without resting to recover
You're not an anime or comic book character, let your body do its work

yup, that's me alright

Meanwhile Chad....
>throws his phone in the trash when he gets home every day and instantly forgets he ever had one
>internal clock is accurate down to the nanosecond, time adjusts itself to be more accurate to Chad
>sleeps in a bed literally made of naked women
>has never known what it's like to be tired, but sleeps anyway
>uses x-ray vision to view his phone while it's in the next room's garbage can
>abducts women off the streets and forces them to sleep next to him
>wears sunglasses to protect his eyes from the harmful rays of a phone
>uses an elaborate set of mirrors to ensure his phone is visible from any and every entrance
>phone always at 300% charge
>cut the corners off of his bed, only sleeps in the exact middle
>goes to bed half an hour after he wakes up
>doesn't look at porn, good boys keep their hands above the covers
>jumps out of bed and through his ceiling in the morning

Your phone statements are very contradictory. Not that Chad can't bend people's logic by vibrating through time and space.

He doesn't need to know it's his phone to look at it.

Newfag lurk more

funny but it needs to be somewhat relatable.

Are the chad parts of any of these relatable? They all look like they were made just to show how retarded the virgin side is, by taking it to its hyperbolic opposite.

Chad doesn't have a phone. He communicates to stacies through telepathy. That's how he instantly can fuck any women he wants, too

Then maybe he uses the mirrors and sunglasses with his smoke signal setup instead.

Now that I think about it, progression was always from virgin to Chad. Nevermind, its funny as is, good job

4 u

>throw money in pl8 dispenser
>have some loose change that is not even enough to get a 0.25kg pl8
Why would you not give it to the receptionist?

>tfw can't pee in public urinals unless alone
just people being near me completely shuts it off, anyone else with this problem? shy bladder i think

not even insecure about muh dick - thinking about it, I might be insecure about the other person thinking I'm insecure about something and thus not being able to pee, leading to more pressure on me peeing which leads to be not being able to pee at all

JUST

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis

Just stop overthinking shit

Pl8 dispenser needs to be an actual fucking thing i swear

>only get money back if you put weights back

>hurrr durr he counts the bar
Can someone explain this meme? Of course you count the bar why wouldn't you?

do you count the condom as a sexual partner?

>TFW the plate dispenser ate all my quarters and now I don't have any money to tip the receptionist

That's a false equivalency
Nice try tho

It definitely is not. You put your penis in a condom but don't count it as a sexual partner. You lift a bar but don't count it as the weights.

Fuck, same. Whenever I think someone else is expecting me to pee, I just become unable to.

Again that's a false equivalency
The bar has weight yes?
Your are lifting the weight of the bar off your chest i.e. Bench press. Yes?
So you count the weight of the bar
What if you bench just the bar? Are you lifting negative weight?

you put your penis in the condom yes?
you are putting your penis in something yes?
so you count the condom as a seuxal partner
except you don't because that's retarded, like counting the bar.

you might as well count it as a shot of whiskey when you drink a shot glass of water or count it as shooting somebody when you point an empty gun at him and pull the trigger

delete the >has no watter bottle
add >does only barbell lifts and >never touches cables

It's a meme dude why are you even replying to that guy?

>What if you bench just the bar? Are you lifting negative weight?
You are lifting 0, you retard.

How so?
If the bar weighs 45 pounds and I'm lifting it off my chest how does that equate too 0?

False equivalency
A condom can be considered a sexual partner yes
Just as people have married a piece of cake and other weird things

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The bar doesn't weight 45 pounds you pussy. This is why Chad gets laid and you don't. Chad doesn't even include the weights in the weight total.

Yeah but we dont count the bar

Just because you can marry it doesn't mean it counts as a sexual partner. Just like your wife doesn't count, because only Chad is fucking her, while you cry and masturbate.

He has autism

Chad does include the weight of the bar I would know because I am chad
Why?

If you were Chad you wouldn't count the bar. You're an 80 pound manlet married to a tranny.

>using the incorrect chad film imprinting

Because everyone has to lift it anyway, pointless to count something that is a given

You wouldn't know what chad does because your an incel dicklet LMAO
>Having sex=weight lifting
Too totally different things

>Too totally different things
Yeah, because you're actually doing one of them, and it sure isn't having sex.

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>because everyone has to lift it anyways
That's not an argument son
It still holds weight
Why do you think every professional sport that involves weight lifting counts the bar?
>NFL, NBA, Olympics,
Why should I take an incels with a 5.5 inch dick (fucking LMAO) word over all these professionals?

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