Reasons you lift

Because it is righteous; Deus Vult, brothers.

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- Larping and escapism

Get this infidel out of here!
You don't know my life man, I just shield bashed a Muslim to pieces last night don't question me what even are your lifts?!

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>there will never be art of this princess get taken by the mob

incline dumbbell curl: 6kg
one arm rope tricep pushdowns: 12kg
bosu ball press ups: 6 reps

>He isn't instigating the Next Crusade via race crime and vigilante violence
For serious though, don't talk shit about "escapism" when at any given time there are 3 steroid generals, 4 threads about pretending you were mired, and 2 threads answering questions the sticky covers; this board is a bunch of fake ass whiny bitches. Excuuuuuse me princess, for trying to get some test flowing.

>There will never be art of the Knight getting a blowie on a mountain of dead peasant corpses
Also jbtw, they are obviously celebrating her; alpha knight doesn't care and hoards her to himself

A simpler time of battle brothers and honor
Nah jk you die of mud aids at age 21 cause you fell down on a cut, still want to live during that time though; better than living 80 years of trans peers and mlp porn

I prefer to train in guns and tactics if I want to defend someone. You know, it helps if you want to defend against people with guns.

>No X reps of Prayer and Worship
I will save you from yourself heathen!

>Implying a shield can't be outfitted to be bulletproof as fuck
>Implying crossbows don't exist
Nice try, science bitch.

M'lady

>Excuuuuuse me princess, for trying to get some test flowing
You don't get test from pretending you can fight you fat cunt. Why don't you just go back to playing video games and studying for grade school.

Wtf this thread is obviously like 90% one guy
>I'm that guy too

Dude you literally just came from pretending to be a women in that other thread, get the fuck out

M'lord.

???

How do you "pretend" to fight? If you throw a punch you are fighting, sounds like a nu-male who literally doesn't believe in fighting baka

Prove it wasn't you.
That's what I thought twink, don't talk to me or my God again.

I lift for mai waifu

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You're in for it now bub.

>"How do you "pretend" to fight?"
>pretending you can fight
Two different things kid.
>if I flail around I'm still fighting

Christlarping is the only thing cringier than kekistan larping

Have at ye, you can be one of the 72 butt virgins for your religion!

*islamic screeching*

Don't call me kid, boy.

I'd rape her.

So my dad stops beating me.

Too late. What are you gonna do about it?

I lift for Swift

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Would you say you do
Crossfit?

>Man who's fallen prey to "what women want" protects some whore from the scorn and social stigma she's earned
>He keeps her clean for Chad
>Social conditioning has made the man willing to act in this manner for free

This picture infuriates me.

Just DMed a real cutie,

Hope she doesn't turn out to be a THOT like my ex who also was cute.

I hope i don't get hurt again

I lift for our cause:

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I'm just an out of shape loser looking to just be a loser

kys christcuck

Yes, you're still fighting. You don't have to be a skilled fighter to fight in the same way that you don't need to be a skilled driver to grab a wheel and step on the gas.

>posts a picture of a crusader protecting the poor minority elf from the hateful mob
>gets triggered
fucking racist

For the blood god

They definitely aren't celebrating her, her eyes are cast down and the crowd has their fists in the air and are throwing things at her, which is why the knight is raising his shield to block the things in the air.

that cunt of a princess did something bad enough to piss off the entire city

Get these wanna be Crusaders and saviors of Europe out of this thread, board, and site. Bet you all cross the street when you see a Muslim walking towards you.

Get off my continent.

At first it was girls and to be able to defend myself at bars if shit got squirrley.

Now it's to reclaim what was once mine

maybe her relatives were accused of conspiring with the muslims

she looks so innocent and protectible, for all we know that chad night is actually a creepy indian stalker

I never knew that was a picture of a filthy knife-eared whore.

she levied a tax on whey

Because I want to be the greatest archer in the world.

Esselamu Aleykum brother. InsaAllah we will be teach these infidels how to worship properly to the all mighty Allah and then they will know one true jihad instead of burning villages.

Good to see the struggle goes well brothers, the promised land awaits!

>islam
the last refuge of masculinity

I just wanna punch Nazis tbqh

My grandpa didn't lose his right leg in the Ardennes for these jabroni fuckboys to organize, plot, and recruit for ethnic cleansing

We believe in you, bruh. And if things don't work out, we'll be here to listen and help however we can.

The only time of the day I don't feel overwhelming self hatred.

>lost his leg
>pretty much lost the war
Your grandfather was as worthless as you are

>Why do I lift? Well for myself of course.

>that pic

I started going because I was skinny, 155 at 6'3, and I thought I'd look hilarious if I got jacked.

Now I lift because I found it was alleviating my anxiety and depression.

I lift for the queen, Taylor Swift.

I lift for her. You know who I'm talking about: Her. We all do.

What's her name, Veeky Forums?

It helps with the depression

maybe u deepresed bcoz u dont have any SWAG

my boys

>We all do.
Speak for yourself, and then stop being pathetic

To become the humongous and stop people from hoarding gasoline in the wasteland by simply telling them to stop all this violence and walk away. Pretty much looking to broker a peace treaty.

>tfw they don't listen

Correct answer.

This.

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Oh boy, the easiest question I was ever asked.

Good lad.

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>Her
She started dating my manlet dyel roommate. You have to lift for yourself, my dude.

I can appreciate their fondness of horses and their interesting weapons, but idolizing a culture and religion that is based on wanton barbarism as the "last refuge of masculinity" is completely foolish. People often confuse masculinity with strength. Masculinity is about strength in a righteous context. DEUS VULT

this

>Esselamu

anyone else triggers he is not holding the shield handle in his fist?

this

To serve our new ayylium overlords of course

>There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who would rather jerk off to pokemon porn and vote for Trump than fight and die in a time men and heroes
We have to go back

I've spent enough time with Moslems to understand that what they have is machismo, not masculinity.

Some of the mountain dwellers and herdsmen come close, but they still fall short.

Religion is the blue pill to beat all blue pills. Enjoy your slave morality, self-imposed shame for your earthly appetites, and childish incapacity to accept death.

Lift to be strong and attractive rather than a weak/fat detestable piece of shit.

Strength is the only righteousness christcuck. The sooner you fags figure that out the sooner you will remove kebab

Spectating this was hilarious, you're killing it user

God's grace upon thee

Therapeutic lifting is 10/10

>Bet you all cross the street when you see a Muslim walking towards you
Of course i do. They are cunts.

Spend less time on r9k dyel boi

it keeps me energised and happy

>Deus Gevalt
Rabbi pls go and how about you start fighting your wars by yourself without the white mans help.

jsut off the top of my head, the majority of those occured because all of the military arms of christendom got booted out of jerusalem, and the pope, among many other important heads cucked out and literally had to stop to pay the jews back for everything they borrowed to fight the damn wars.

So most of the knightly orders (most notable the teutonic knights) kind of looked around and went "....well fuck...now what" and just went to down murdering the shit out of European pagans (as well as people they "assumed" were pagans

lol when will you white cucks realize that us POC are taking over the world?

>Blacks are stealing all the white women
>Mexicans are stealing all the minimum wage jobs
>Pajeets and Changs are stealing all the STEM jobs


And now Muhammad is fucking and killing all the white people and you eurocucks are just letting it happen.


lol fucking pathetic.

>lifting for some pussy shit jew god
>not lifting for the glory of your ancestors

OLD GODS BEST GODS

I lift for my waifu and for my health
I like watching myself grow thinner and more powerful slowly and I'm sure she'll like the end results

I love me some spicy chicken

>you don't need to be a skilled driver to grab a wheel and step on the gas
You take a driving class in high school then you do the student driving program over the course of a year. It's not that they didn't receive training it's just that they don't care. So a year or two of training to something compared to just flailing your arms. Your analogy is shit, but your point of fighting is right. I miss worded what I meant, but it was still obvious that when I said "pretend you can fight" I was talking about the ability to fight well.
You fucking autist.

Edgy

Caska is shit I hope she dies

My brothers.