This Mothafucking Ketchup

>369g
>5 calories a serving
>23 servings
>115 calories in the entire bottle
>Everything is swimming in this shit

Why aren't you using based ketchup, Veeky Forums?

Because it tastes like shit

>Succumbing to the taste jew

Really? I was pleasantly surprised. This shit helps a ton with my cut.

On the topic of sauces what else would be good to use during a cut? Like a hot sauce or something

4 parts Heinz ketchup, 1 part sriracha

nigga just blend some fresh tomatoes, add a little bit of vinegar, salt and pepper
bam
you got yourself a much better tasting ketchup substitute

are there any high calorie sauces that go on everything?

Sriracha is 0 (zero) calories and tastes 10x better than ketchup

Ajvar is also pretty good stuff

nvm. it has five (5) calories per serving

I don't eat anything that requires ketchup, because foods that require it are often shit with no benefit.

If I am going to cheat, it will be something worth while.

Eggs? Are you retarded? Must be

Gravy

Mustard is pretty low cal

>ketchup with eggs

Die.

How much sodium?

water

cook it a bit

non-scarabmled eggs taste like shit without toast

Because ketchup is fucking disgusting

>Using any condiment whatsoever

nothing, just do rubs and spices instead they have like no calories and taste better anyway

ketchup is what is wrong with america.

because reg ketchup is already low in calories.

>implying you need to douse your food in the tomato jew

because food is fuel, not entertainment, where did we lose you user?

Ketchup gives me really bad farts

Just put mustard in everything you mongoloids. "Ketchup" is pure garbage