/fraud/

My man!

Hell yeah! I still like the conventional needle/syringe combo, though. Not into backloading. Plus, I like the longer needle length for IM. VGs, delts, and quads here. Glutes are too damn hard to reach lol

You might be onto something. I got 5ml syringes because I didn't really think about it too hard. I'll use one with my 3ml barrels next time and see if it's better.

lets see

>2 hours cleaning up my brothers apartment

cuck behaviour. Why did you do that. Why did you not tell him to do it himself?

>while your shoulders hurt
so you endure physical pain to clean up someone elses apartment
cuck behaviour

>wanted to hug her so bad
nothing wrong with that, we all fall in love sometimes

>give her money to win her back
what did you think would happen? "oi m8 you gave me 200 bux i love you again"
cuck behaviour

>cant sleep cuz tren
smoke sum pot

>Why did you do that
Because I don't enjoy living in squalor.

>Why did you not tell him to do it himself?
Because he's now thousands of kilometres away.

>so you endure physical pain to clean up someone elses apartment
I have to live here for 8 days.

>what did you think would happen?
Nothing. I didn't want anything to happen. I wanted to make sure she was taking care of herself.

>smoke sum pot
Recreational drugs are for degenerates.

Yo it's his brother, helping out immediate family like that is a good thing. Random acquaintance? Nah, unless there's some fiscal recompense. But I'd always help my bro out if I had time.

Oh yeah, dude. I'd be willing to bet that's your problem -- barrel diameter makes a big difference!

Both my buttcheeks are sore with pip. Have to sleep on my tummy.
Should I try to do squats, lunges and leg day in general? Will it help the big painful lumps of pip in my ass go away or will it make them worse?

Sometimes the best thing to do for PIP is to just work the affected muscles. It can actually help them feel a lil better.

Yep a smaller barrel is better.

bloodflow helps reduce pip.

i remember the very first time I had pip i just sat and played vidya for 2 hours and the pip was excruciating.

thanks, glad to hear this. I have been trying to not work them because was afraid it'd make things worse.

Well, sometimes you just can't. I got some PIP when I started pinning this Tren/Test blend for the first time that was so crippling I could barely walk when I pinned quads. Luckily I timed my pins so that I didn't pin them right before leg days. There was no way I could have made it through a workout in that state, and I have a fairly high pain tolerance.

Is Cardio important on gear? The pastebin says it is but it doesn't really say why, and I hear some people say they never do cardio. Is incorporating some cardio going to help me grow more somehow?

from what i know, it helps keep cholesterol in check.

cholesterol, prevents heart issues,

besides some compounds make your endurance literal shit.

is this guy on gear?
says he made this progress over 4 years and is natural

thats possible natty. 4 years is a long time

I pinned my ass on sunday, and that cheek is still sore. I pinned it right after doing my squats and lunges though, but the soreness caused me to miss a leg day. First pin tho, so I hope it gets better now.

If he is on gear. Really neglected those deltoids.

First pins are painfull. Be sure to use small needless and inject slow.

Yeah, the first few times are going to suck, especially if you're running short esters or high concentration gear. That's just the nature of the beast, my man. You'll be surprised how your body adapts to it over time, though.

He is natty

Ok, have been doing research and I think the best thing for my goals right now is a mast deca cycle.
>6'2"
>195. Approx 15% bf
>1.25/2.5/3/don't dl

Questions: Can I eat at maintenance and still see progress? Is it worth it if I can't work out more than three times a week? Is test necessary with steron cycles?

How did you both arrive at these conclusions?

Obvious roid usage:
Way too short timeframe
insane traps and delts

this was neither

Can't you take roids and neglect those two parts to look natty?

I guess that's true. But why take roids if the goal is not to leave humanity behind

how bad is it to have a couple beers while on 50mg dbol ed + test?

Anyone do Strength/Hypertrophy focused training kinda like Brick but not focused on powerlifting?

I just wrote up a basic template for "off-season" work. Rep and set ranges will be cycled, and things like "DB Bench" could be incline or whatever variety feels good.

Wanted to see if there's any obvious holes in exercise selection.

AxBxCDx
ABxCDxx
ABxCxDx
Etc

A
Deadlift
DB Bench
Abs
Pullups/pulldown

B
Front Squat
OHP
Hack Squat
DB Rows

C
Bent-over Rows
Bench
BTN Presses
Triceps/Biceps

D
Squat
DB Press
Jefferson Deadlift
Muscle Snatches
Lateral raises

This is just the skeleton obviously. Would like another set of eyes on it to see if there's some glaringly obvious holes or problems with it. Thanks, sorry for mild rambling.

What kind of shit do you guys bring your girl when she's sick?

Soup, juice or other drinks, medicine, tea, tissues, blankets, obviously love. Anything else

I text them that we can no longer be together because I will not accept a long term romantic partner that is vulnerable to generic illness.

Can someone redpill me on HGH? Does it take away your natty card? Is it safe? Do you cycle it?

Same as me m8. I prefer to put the needle in really slow and push the oil through slowly anyway.

Sure.
Yes.
Not entirely.
You can.

Solid plan, I guess I should've learned from the American Indians how this could end.

Nah fuck taking test, my advice to people like you is start on 900mg of dihydroboldenone per week only. Try and get high concentration if you can because injecting too much vol as a noob can be painful.

Which is better in the long run

>drink 2 liters of diet soda a day plus some water
>drink 1 liter of very mild decaff coffe a day plus water

I really neglect my liquids if i just take in water for some reason.

the coffee is a mild diuretic right? so itll make me more lean as a result of reduced water retention?

Probably option two, sweeteners linked to all kinds of bad shit up to and including insulin resistance, dementia, etc. Not fun, might as well just eat sugar anyway.

Decaffeinated coffee will probably not act as much as a diuretic. Never noticed anything from coffee for my physique anyway.

Regardless, find a gallon jug, fill with water, drink it. Do this once a day. Wow so accomplish.

Fucking faggot can't imagine how shit the rest of your diet is if you can't muscle up the willpower required to '''drink water'''. Life must be very difficult for you.

Drink teas then. Quit fucking drinking 2l of soda every goddamn day. Drinking a liter of coffee even decaf is going to stain your teeth, the diuretic properties are likely due to the caffeine.

Water, water, water. I don't understand why it's so hard. I easily do 2gallons most days without even noticing, did 2l this morning with breakfast along with green tea and some coffee.

I was just given a TRT script. 140mg/week plus HCG and AI. Am I fraud now

Yes.

Not a bad script either. Once they stop eyeing your bloods closely, you can throw in some oral or short ester cycles on top of that.

How good is halotestin?

clen during pct y/n?

some people say yes some people say hell no. starting pct on tuesday with clomid/tamox and plan to to light fullbody once a week until hormones are normal again

why enanthate makes me much more sore than propionate? holy shit my glutes is hurt for 5 days now

longer esters hurt.

Assuming that you didn't homebrew, the batch that you're jamming into your ass presently most likely has a fuck load of benzyl alcohol and benzyl benzoate in lieu of actually filtering the oil (because that takes time and reduces overall volume by a bit, thus reducing profit margins further).

Whats a good recommendation for a test tren cycle? I want to do Tren E, but is A really that much better?

I've ran test 500 twice and ran epistane and dbol.

Run ace until you understand your personal sides to tren.

Start at 350mg/week tren and up from there at week 4 if you're still good on sides. Stay at trt test first few tren blasts. Then you can start playing around more

fuak, I've only injected quads. Guessing I'll have to man up and learn some new spots to inject.

I like delts, chest and quads for lower oilvolume (.5-1ml) and vg/glutes for 1.5ml+.

I'm self prescribing TRT and can only get a regular estrogen test (not sensitive)

How fucked am I?

currently coming up wtih my second cycle. first cycle was 500mg test e for 6 months (i know) and had very good results

gonna go with 750 mg test e (pharm grade private prescription) 350mg tren ace and 200 mg mast ew including mk 677,cardarine and clen

opinions?

181 cm 85kg 12% bf 120 kg bench for reps (off cycle)

>off accutane for a week
>wake up with 2 giant pimples
god dammit

why are you using so many fucking compounds
where is your AI
Why are you willing to risk clen sides but are unwilling to use DNP for a bit?

i can run clen 140mg a day with no problems at all except for slight jitters and having a hard time getting to sleep

ai is autoincluded at 1 tab anastrozol ed.

dunno about dnp

Lower test, up tren.

No need for clen here.

Otherwise go for it

how should someone do dnp after a cycle?

I suggested that after my 3 months on cycle, I use DNP while going through PCT, then an user told me how dumb it would be to crash my caloric intake while PCTing and I'd probably fuck myself up. Should I just stay on a 4th month and do a 2-3 week harsh DNP cut before going off?

You're dumb and will not make it

Any advice on how many and where to get syringe and needles for simple 15wk test e cycle? I'm in canuckland ON. What's best advisable needle gauge for babbys first cycle?

READ THE WIKI

Im inclined to agree

I have a noob question that isn't answered by the wiki

My test levels are lower than average, but not low enough to warrant prescription TRT, so I figured I'd just self medicate on 125mg test/week. But how do AIs work on what is essentially an indefinite cruise? I'm not going to be overloading my body with test, just raising it to more masculine levels, so is there still a risk of developing gyno or am I gucci to just pin every week and go about my normal life?

.....what? It's the opposite lil nigga.

Probably just a coincidence unless you got shitty gear.

On TRT doses you ideally wouldn't need to touch an AI. It's just supposed to replace whatever you body would optimally make. Get bloods and change the dose if needed so you peak right around 1-1200ng/dl and watch your e2 while doing so.

I'm 19 and I'm considering my first cycle soon. I'm thinking of Dianabol because it's convenient, plus Nolvadex during usage and PCT, with maybe Tribulus following the cycle. I've read that it's not effective, however, and I'd need an exogenous source of testosterone as well.

Is this true? If so, will Durateston (or testosterone propionate) cut it? Anything I'm missing on my cycle?

What is the worst case scenario if I hop on TRT and don't use an AI? If I develop gyno or start getting signs of it can it be reversed by the AI if I introduce it later on?

Maybe. But I wouldn't fuck around with gyno just because you're lazy.

How much do you guys fap while roiding? I'm 19 yo @ 400mg test E and ive alredy masturbated 5 times today. 2 of them while seeing porn, the others were for my gf pics.

Gringos não sabem o que é Dura, anao. La eles chamam de sust. Also, diana e uma boa pra primeiro ciclo, e algo bem "safe" e vai dar uns ganhoszinhos relevantes.

It depends really. I could easily masturbare up to 35 times a week on test, maybe half that natty

My tinder date hasn't texted me back and we're supposed to get coffee in a few hours

On one hand it actually makes me less nerveous, but on the other hand I am angry at the possibility I could be disappointed later today

Valeu pela dica anão, ainda preciso usar uma forma exógena de testo junto com o Diana ou não? Se sim, sabe se é fácil dar migué em farmácia pra aplicar sem receita?

Not him but have you tried landerlan tren?
PD:Maradona>Pele

Se vc usasse com certeza teria mais ganhos, mas tb teria que extender o ciclo por mt mais tempo, o que daria mais gastos e mais dificuldade pra se recuperar depois. Manda umas 40mg de diana por dia por umas 4 semanas que já dá uns 5-7kg. Um amigo meu fez e cresceu substancialmente.

No, legit Landerlan is pretty good indeed, but its hard to find. Almost all Landerlan in brazil is fake shit. I only use UG.

Have you tried asking for the "authorised" seller in their site? Thats how i get mine and never had a problem checking if its legit with their app
They are going to start selling mast, TrenE and EQ, feels good

Low test faggot here. I was thinking about doing a simple cycle but now im thinking about some sort of cruise. Is it even worth it to pin low doses? Im guessing you still have to do bloodwork and take ai as long as your test is above the natural limit.

E sobre a hepatotoxicidade? Precisa de milk thistle/alguma coisa p proteger ou é só maneirar no alcool?

Se vc bebe nem deveria pensar em ciclar, honestamente. Mas, sim, não precisa de protetor.

I will try when i buy gear next time. Thanks brah!!

cruising forever >>>> doing heavy cicles 1-2 times a year. Go for it fagget

but what cruising dosages we are talking about? you still have to take ai, right?

Are there any enhanced supplements that improve cardio performance for runs and shit?

cardarine

200mg test for example. It depends. If you pin at least every other day and is at a low bf you probably wont need ai.

What's a conservative amount of tren ace to blast? Was thinking 300-400

What would happen if I would just pin glutes and vg the entire time?

that depends heavily on whether your gear is accurately dosed and how well you respond.

i need ai even on 150mg.

1g ED ir dont bother

It would probably suck with two pin spots. ED is kinda lame sometimes as it is.

Shall I pin my scrotum as well

30mg/day, tren is some strong stuff.

Only if you want to leave humanity behind