Are slayer eyes a requirement to look alpha and get pussy?

My father has them but genetics decided that my mother's round eyes were better to pass on.

Life is suffering.

Yes

what the HE*K is "slayer eyes"?

Eyes like the band members of Slayer, of course.

I dunno, I have "kind eyes" according to a stupid slut I was fucking while her fiancé was out of town.

So I guess it didn't stop me from getting pussy but it still fucking offended me. Who the fuck wants "kind" eyes?

I saw some girl describe reviewbrah as having "kind eyes" today.

I'm sorry, user...

Chad eyes, also known as hooded eyes

Iktf. Gotten the kind eyes shit too. I mean, I got laid but still...im honestly not kind at all most of the time

How much TREN do I need to inject into my ass to reach chad status?

hooded eyes don't mean you're automatically attractive, and not having hooded eyes doesn't mean you're automatically unattractive. Beauty is how well your physical traits look in conjunction with each other. There are traits that are "favorable", but there is no single trait that can make any face attractive alone

Hahahahahahaha

You look like a Skyrim elf character

nice dirty sanchez faggot

Just a few cycles away from full 1488

Get that shit off your face, jesus you can never go wrong clean shaven

wth, he looks pretty good

I've already seen that pic before, are you the guy on the pic or just some jelly faggot?

All of it

Hooded eyes, but without negative tilt.

This. If you don't have little red pentagrams in your irises you've already lost.

Feelsgoodman

> jesus you can never go wrong clean shaven
Not true. I look like a pedophile apparently with a saved face.