Can we get a Chad vs Virgin thread goin?

>crotch hair
jesis fuckin christ i completely lost it

>only one sock on the left foot, and it dangles by his toes, only way he can cum

fucking kek

>drops pants to his ankles

What about the vrigin's second time? Or does he stop beign a virgo at that point?

These are starting to make me think someone is watching me and documenting my life

Is this true?

>having uncircumsized dick
>being a chad
pick one

Sup virgin cutlet

bawhahahahaha

the ribs and the pot belly is the most basic of all robot traits.

lol dry flaky small dicked virgin detected, sounding a little uppity for someone whos parents willingly allowed a bizarre jewish ritual of genital mutilation to be committed on them right after birth lol

Check craigslist for people who need a roommate and move in with them

>ribs and pot belly most basic

wait i thought it was being fat

nowait its being skinny

no wait everyone on fit is an alpha chad who has muscle on every inch of their bodies

I think it would queef more often or more loudly with a bigger dick, because it would form a better seal

It's the skinnyfat knockout combo

Ive never had this happen, but my dick is decent

>25 years old after college, havent left parents house

check

>>tries to stay silent then whimper

yeah sounds like me

>no idea what im doing

check

>girls is used goods

i wouldnt even know how to tell if a girl was used goods

>wont want to look her in the eyes

check

>pale skinny weak body

check

>no idea what im doing
>cums in 2 strokes

wouldnt this be normal for any virgin?

>keeps cotton white socks on

i have a messed up toenail after having it taken off lie 4 times due to being ingrown so yeah i probably would

thanks OP

>chalks it up to having to leave parent's house first in order to have sex
Fug, bullseye.
I'm only 23 though but I'll move out shortly after my 24th if all goes well.

I used to fuck with my parents in the house. Just put a pillow over her face, check every few minutes to make sure she's still breathing.

being circumsized
>not being scared to show my dick
>dick being considered normal
>women not being repulsed by dong
>not having fugus or whatever the hell you guys get

>wouldnt this be normal for any virgin?
I wish, had to jerk off for a few minutes to finish my first few times

it's heartwarming when your OC hast such a potent effect on people, thank you

i'm convinced posts like this are false flagging uncircumcised men. nobody is this stupid

>he's unironically proud to be a cutlet

when will they ever learn?

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i dont get the parents house thing

in todays day and age, arent a lot of people still living at home even in their mid 20s?

or is it just someone using that as an excuse?

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A woman queefing during sex is from arousal.

Or just loose from all the chads she's fucked.

Positively screeching

My parents cannot into privacy.
As such, I have trust issues.
I don't care for the other manchildren who live from their parents.
I want to bring girls back to MY OWN place.

My first time was in the back of my car... My car battery died and it was in front of her house so I used her brothers truck for a jump

>constantly screaming john madden style football plays
sides gone

The whole virgin side just reminds me of my first relationship and how much I hated the person I was and the person I was with.

Look up any study women want circumsied penis , they think uncircumsized is horrendious

Sure, it doesn't look great flaccid but when you peel that bad boy back at full mast it is glorious.
At least, I am speaking for myself.

>damagecontrol.jpg

fucked 7 girls in my life and none of them had that problem. It retracts fully when i'm erect. Not everyone has droopy meat flaps for foreskin

Freaking hell.

>not having fungus
Nigga is you retarded?
>muh clean dick argument
Are you aware that you make it sound like you don't grasp the concept of cleaning your dick in the shower?

>Will leave and go somewhere else if force to parallel park
It HURTS

>mutilating yourself because you think women prefer it
Topfag

>autists so inapt on basic grooming they would rather cut their dicks due to being unable to keep it properly clean

>virgin driver
>uses headphones, too timid to use speakers
>if he uses speakers he turns it down at stoplights

>chad
>overwhelmingly powerful bass vibrations make all women in a 1000ft radius wet
>cranks it louder at stops - he does this naturally without thinking about it to establish dominance

shoo shoo

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this is the true case right here
>aggressive queefing after doggy style

women are filth

Chaim pls go.

>Pubes are styled exactly the same as his hair

really not true at all. i'm 5.5 and i've made girls queef during sex. you probably just want it to be true because it's happened to you as well and you want to believe it's because you have a big penis

lost my virginity at 26 then fucked multiple times while parents were home and awake. Then again its loud enough in the rest of the house and walls/door is thick enough to where noise doesn't really get out.

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
IM NOT KIDDING
DELETE IT
WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS

It's about girth, not length. You can't seal a tin can with a pencil.

this board's gonna blow once someone gathers the courage to post pics with chad hair, I know one of you mememasters will do it eventually

underrated post

No it isn't

>"goy you should get your dick mutilated because that's what women prefers"
>"here goy, I made a (((((study))))) confirming it

Keep sucking Ahmed's dick yuropoor

This guy fucking gets it. I love you, no homo.

Been doing this for years

This is the worst meme ever
Please continue

fuck in car, parking lots, dead end roads, etc.

When there is a will, there is a way.

What if your car is a compact car?
There's not much room in my Focus sedan and I am 6'2".
How short does the girl have to be?
>pic not related.

really like this pic, mind if I save it?

go ahead. It's yours my friend :)

I really really really like this pic

Thanks, Lori.

Fucking delet this shit you fuck

Damn. How sad is your life if you put in the time and effort to make this type of shit.

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I did the "not sexual" bit when a gay friend tried to hit on me
I dont date or fuck men, im just too autistic to decline

skinny fat feels bro

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REPORT THIS POSTER ASAP!!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I haven't seen this one before.

Am I the only one who gets motivated to lift hard everytime I see those shitty cartoons?

Me and this girl from work fuck in hotels all the time. $60-100 depending on how nice it is, and we split.

>dick being considered normal
Amerifat pls.

>cutting for women
Never gonna make it.

>Will die if BAC goes under 1%
Holy shit its Archer

I am glad you find motivation senpai. There are people living in this world that these cartoons are able to describe to perfection

Children who grew up playing Nintendo ended up being weak jawed myopic beta males, while those who played xbox or ps2 were significantly more likely to be alpha. Mario and wii gay sex vs halo and god of war.
Now, it doesn't mean everyone who played ps2/xbox wasn't a beta-not by a long shot. But there is some definite correlation. I grew up playing gameboy and shit and ended up on this site. Friends who played ps/xbox grew thick facial hair, stronger jaws, sooner changed interests to sports cars, fucking women, and had 16+ inch arms 12% bodyfat going to the gym once a week.
I believe they were genetically inclined to play more violent, mature games, versus the submissive low prenatal-T betas who played pokemon, mario, or wii.

Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

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I've always thought those other comics were stupid /r9k/ vitriol against women but this just fucking did it for me
>work in RX
>constantly deal with welfare goblins
>single middle-aged white obeasts with one mulatto kid each
>welfare chick one year older than me that's unmarried and pregnant with kid #4
>nineteen year old talking about how mature he is while buying cigarettes because he has two kids

this one hits pretty hard
no respect for betas
but delta bros deserve better

>delta bros
What?

I mean gamma
can't keep up with these shit infographics

Glad you are opening your eyes. Everyone has to start seen this, be aware of how society is changing women.

>be aware of how society is changing women.

Please read pic related

If these are meant to be relatable to cucks, they probably shouldn't make the cuck protagonist a white nationalist combat veteran.

>tfw Gamma positive

Feels good man.

>Nazi Furries

What a nightmarishly cringe-inducing union

dude everyone's a fucking gamma positive on here, you're nothing special desu