I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.
First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway.
With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
>I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished. >Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. Is this pasta? I'm new around here
But that's where we are now
Samuel Gutierrez
Jump into gorilla exibith and Lets see it, let friend film
Oliver Gomez
saged
Benjamin Nguyen
not copy pasta my friend Im disappointed in my fellow humans confidence of their own species potential
Jaxon Davis
DO you really think that when OP posted that shit he expected that everybody would go like >yeah you could to totally fuck up a gorilla with bare hands after all those years of training ???? consider yourselves baited
Jackson Evans
You haven't proven shit yet though... You probably couldn't beat up the average bulk black dude, what makes you think you would stand a chance against pure nature?
Christian Wilson
head to the zoo and find out, if mas oyama can kill bulls you can kill a gorilla, i believe in you man!
Christian Davis
My brazillian jiu jitsu will come in great handy. I can use any of my numerous techniques to take down an opponent i.e. leg sweep, single leg throw, etc. From the ground, I would have the advantage and stronger power to swiftly dispatch my enemy
Jack Sullivan
Haven't seen this copypasta in a while.
Landon Powell
>Be Human. >Evolution made you a social apex predator capable of higher reasoning, making and using tools. >Body developed over countless years for Endurance and the ability to run at speed for some time, to hunt and avoid predators. >"Look, a gorilla, Imma go slap it's bitch ass around"
John Walker
bro for real a gorilla would just hulk smash you into the ground, i don't know why you think gorillas are slow in any way, they're fast and don't stop until your heart stops beating
Henry Morgan
Dude you don't understand. Gorillas INVENTED gorilla warfare. You cannot defeat the master of it's own art
Hunter Walker
Can a man win a gorilla without weapons? In fact, I think I can do this, I've been doing wrestling for 3 years and nearly 1 year of boxing so I do not think that gorilla would be a tough opponent for me. A couple of times I've been in the right fight and I've never lost anyone. I strongly believe that I would get a quicker life out of the gorilla than I did. I blinked on my left fist so I could hit the gastric area but then lightning fast on the right pile, probably fall, then on and throttle and gorilla alive. What do you think?
Angel Hernandez
Harambe rip my nigger
Isaiah Smith
>dodge his attacks
As I am sure you're aware, human fighters bounce around each other deflecting shots and taking advantage of openings. A Gorilla would bulldoze you in seconds.
Sure it's possible, but i'd bet money on the Gorilla every time.
Seeing as it will never happen, at least you impressed a few autists on an online forum with your claims. Good luck nigger, keep battling your insecurities.
Matthew Diaz
This is absolutely the right way to think! You truly see the potential in our species. Granted, gorilla's have upper body strength, but very weak legs. If I put him in a figure four leg lock the gorilla would be completely helpless
Isaiah Peterson
>tfw spammed this copypasta trying to make it a meme for a few days >never amounted to anything I can't even create memes
Joseph Russell
I'm not going to say its absolutely impossible, because people have killed grizzly bears unarmed before, but I am going to say that it is more likely that tomorrow I will win the lottery and get a hot blond girlfriend than it is for you to win a fight against a gorilla.
Nathan Gomez
Honestly, I think if I hit him in the temple super hard with my index finger in a position where my mid knuckle is pinpoint, the gorilla dies
Evan Cruz
>leg sweep a gorilla >leg sweep a creature that commonly walks on 4 limbs
Michael Campbell
>because people have killed grizzly bears unarmed before source? also you have to consider that a a gorilla is much stronger and fast than a bear, and can no only destroy anything with their fists but can also bite and pull. just like fighting a feline is harder than a canine
Jackson Bennett
All my reflexes and my reactivity have been pushed to their maximum. I'll beat him up so harsh that he'll want to suck my dick.
Brody Allen
>Without laughing.
Totally laughing.
You gonna get raped.
Austin Torres
A grizzly has about 100 kg weight advantage to a gorilla.
James Wright
>bait thread but still enjoyable to reply to
In the future you should say you're 250lbs or something. 189 isn't shit to a full sized gorilla m8. They could bite through your entire bicep like it was a banana. And then just imagine what they could do to your banana.
Cooper Carter
>weak legs
No, they do not.
Joseph Foster
Well what are you waiting for pussy?
Go to a jungle, bring a friend with a camera and just do that shit. Don't forget to post the results here right?
what are you waiting for? All gorilla's are vegan pussy's and you're not scared of some vegan pussy right OP?
>"I can fuck up a gorilla" >human being equal to gorilla
LOL. A chimp can rip off your arm if you agitated it, imagine what a full grown gorilla would do.
Kayden Lee
yep, now a 140kg freak could stand a chance
Jaxson Anderson
Well, I'm not a pussy who would back down due to a pulled vagina muscle. I fight it out like a man. Fighting is what life is all about. It is a tradition that dates back to the first human beings. If you want your kids to learn how to be men, they are going to have to learn how to fight a gorilla.
Benjamin Reyes
>yep, now a 140kg freak could stand a chance
Or totally not stand a chance.....
Gavin Brown
If you want to be featured on the Veeky Forums subreddit you have to post something less stupid than this
Jeremiah Ward
>Well, I'm not a pussy who would back down due to a pulled vagina muscle. I fight it out like a man. Fighting is what life is all about. It is a tradition that dates back to the first human beings. If you want your kids to learn how to be men, they are going to have to learn how to fight a gorilla.
You're not going to have kids if you look a gorilla in the eye.
He'll bite through your skull to scoop your brains out with a stick after he crushes your ribcage and explodes your heart in one punch.
David Long
Go for it then faggot. Go out in the jungle and challenge a fuckin silverback. You'll get your shit pushed in.Those niggas have skulls like tanks, you'll break your own hand before phasing that big boy, and not to mention the sheer fucking strength of a gorilla. They can deadlift 2000 POUNDS.
Caleb Thomas
I kekd
Jaxon Phillips
Everything is possible with enough willpower and training. And as I wrote earlier, my speed and reflexes are insane and I have stamina like a horse. I just wait for him to get tired, and then I attack like a cobra.
Henry Thomas
Dude stop talking and go fuck up a little vegan gorilla pussy.
Don't forget the video btw.
Christopher White
>Everything is possible with enough willpower and training. And as I wrote earlier, my speed and reflexes are insane and I have stamina like a horse. I just wait for him to get tired, and then I attack like a cobra.
LOL.
Yeah, totally. That's exactly how it will go down.
Aiden Wilson
Without laughing.
I think I can fuck up a killer whale with bare hands
I practice shadowboxing in my shower for the second week now, swim every summer, not to count full month of yoga and jogging.
I have insane reflexes and can swim at incredible hihg speeds, i think i can drown an orca with my hands.
Josiah James
>Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. >With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
I'm one of those 'I lift & train to break limits' guys, but even I must question your logic.
Landon Baker
Whys the other one drooling so much? Did he slap his ass to retardation?
Samuel Lewis
Fuck your bait its not even funny anymore saged
Logan Torres
Alright. A couple years ago there was this lady let alone with an orangutan. These are much smaller than those gorillias you are talking about. It pulled her hands off. Imagine that, pulling a hand to the point it detaches. It also ripped her face off. Now picture what a much bigger and stronger gorrilla can do.
Noah Evans
Me again. Just googled it. It wasnt even an orangutan. It was a common chimp. You're fucking stupid if you think you can fight full sized gorrilla.
Angel Bailey
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Camden Rivera
Bigger and stronger means slower and dumber too bro.
Jonathan Phillips
Thank god I never managed to reach lamo2pl8 so.
Jaxson Kelly
high quality kek
Aaron Thomas
I love this bait, I'd also love to see you actually try it you silly cunt. >dodge his attacks Lmfao desu senpai he'd literally rip you apart.
Jackson Gonzalez
Well there is only one way to find out user, if a child can get into the gorilla enclosure then you should be able too. Good luck.
David Bell
>all these new fags It's summer alright
Colton Price
A single chimp would rip your face and dick off and you think you can take on a mega chimp?
LMFAO
Jack Johnson
Is that what your mom tells you to make you feel better about being a manlet?
Angel Bennett
This feels like it should be a Sam Hyde video
Michael Peterson
you are a fucking idiot. you can be a fucking mountain and the average gorila would wipe a floor with you.
Dominic Bennett
I had sex with your son. He hated it though because my dick is really small and he likes getting stretched out.
Andrew Gutierrez
Yup and you know what? It works, motherfucker. I feel like a million bucks. What does your mother tell you? "Take the garbage out"? Pathetic. Enjoy your shit-tier mom-son relationship.
Henry Butler
jokes on you, my son is dead
Ian Miller
That guy from the movie where Leo got the Oscar, Hugh Jaas i think his name was.
Michael James
Chimpanzees are legit evil though, they could rip off your head in a second, but instead they eat your dick off, and then literally eat out your asshole, and bite off your fingers and face. They dont even let you die, just leave you a broken mess for the rest of your life.
I'd honestly 1vs1 a white shark or an alligator than a fucking chimp.
Adrian Baker
I guess I was just projecting my insecurity when I said he hated it. He wasn't reacting at all and I was really hard on myself about it. Thank you, I feel a lot better now that I know. I'll try to give myself a break once in a while.
Carter Watson
those are all based on fighting humans you idiot. Try to leg sweep or grapple a gorilla and you'll just have your skull punched ijn lol.
Julian Sanders
Do you have any pro fight experience? 7 years isn't much in the fight world, if you can't beat a man in your weight class how do you expect to beat an animal at super heavyweight
Angel Stewart
You probably wouldn't even be able to fuck up a wolf. I can't wait until AR / VR gets developed enough that we could do actual fights like this but in virtual reality, where you wouldn't have to risk your actual life.
Logan Thomas
Think of a man with 450 pound of muscle and like 5% body fat. That is an adult male silverback gorilla. Unless you're around those stats, it'd rip your arms off and beat you to death with them
2/10 I know this is bait but I still replied
Nathaniel Morgan
They are evil. I remember seeing something about Jane Goodall thinking animals were naturally pure beings until she saw two chimp troupes rage war against each other. That war ended with one troupe brutally killing and raping the other to death
Tyler Scott
Because he has his mouth open in order to dissipate heat. Bears are fucking massive and they heat up like crazy.
Jordan Smith
If they can do that damage then why they run from tigers?
gorilla pulls a grown fucking man with one arm like it's fucking nothing.
these creatures are on another fucking level man, it's retard strength + primal strength combined with the biggest goddamn muscles ever. I'm quite jelly desu
Adrian Cox
I saw a doc on that shit too.. They raped and ate the kids of the other tribe.. I've also seen a clip where a chimp rapes the face of a frog.
Anthony Howard
I can't tell which of these post is ironic or if you're both retarded I'm just gonna assume the first guy was ironic and the moeshitter didn't get it
Jeremiah Adams
OP proved wrong in one vid
>female chimp defeats professional Sumo Wrestler without much effort
>op >gymcel >10 years of training and can barely bench press 2 plates >has countless hours of practicing kung fu shit on inanimate objects, imaginary objects and some fat trainer who charges him 50$ an hour to do weabshit >takes 14 minutes to run 1 mile
>gorilla >just relaxes and eats all day >instinctively able to fight to the death at full potential >can deadlift 2000lbs without practice >dashes at 25mph even though his whole life has been spent sitting on his ass eating bananas >has skin as tough as leather and muscle/bone as hard as iron
Alpha genetics beta results
Joseph Adams
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Lincoln Clark
That's just a demonstration of pulling strength, not a fight. I don't think OP could do it either but this video is irrelevant.
Logan Kelly
>Implying you can take down harambe with your bare hands. top kek m88
Levi Turner
because tigers are fucking 5-800 pound killing machines.
Hunter Martin
>boxing in parallel for 6 years of course boxing is in parallel you idiot. once it turns perpendicular, someone already lost.
Charles Taylor
>I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands
Famous last words.
Aaron Diaz
>Famous last words.
Famous last words.
Nathan Clark
>because tigers are fucking 5-800 pound killing machines.
Famous last words.
Dominic Lee
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Gavin Nguyen
Hey op good bait have some letters I don't type often
zxvuj
and here's a (you)
Juan Cox
here's a professional MMA fighter talking about how he was barely able to handle a chimpanzee youtube.com/watch?v=udGAapx7Gok and you want to fight a 300 to 400 lb gorilla
if you're actually serious, please go ahead and do it so you're removed from the gene pool
Eli Torres
These threads are always fucking gold. Shoutout to the OPs of these
Nicholas Rogers
he had a knife tho
Charles Campbell
the most interesting part of this video was that they were both wearing a diaper
Zachary Turner
that's also the most interesting part of your relationship with your mother
Gabriel Ross
MMA fags are so fucking cringey. Every one of them I've met is the most insecure man child who puts on some tuff guy act to try and mask their inferiority complex. The worst are the ones who look for excuses to fight non trained people.
Angel Lopez
YOU sound cringey. YOU sound insecure. YOU sound like a man child. YOU sound like you're putting on a tuff guy act. YOU sound like you have an inferiority complex. YOU bro. YOU.