>walk into gym
>see this
What do you do?
>walk into gym
>see this
What do you do?
360 and walk away.
You will b8 facing him, idiot
Now you see this man running towards you
What do you do?
Ask him where to cop
Blow the whistle because he's traveling
>Hey dude, can I get a spot for my squat
Do you say yes?
Laugh in his face then call him a dicklet
>Hey! This is a no bully gym, you better APOLOGIZE NOW!
Id probably watch him secretly and fantasize about having a life together, as is what always happens whenever i see a decent looking boy at the gym
s-sorry i don't speak korean
Don't worry, the gym triplets will cover for you
>Hey stud, what do you think of my form?
Ask "Feelin' fit, buddy?"
w-wanna f-f-fuck?!?!
>what the fuck did you just say to our girlfriend?
I asked her if she wanted to fuck a real men not some dyel fucc boi like you wearing a broken condom as tshirt./
you mean 180?
>hey dude, the exit is over there.
Wrestle him
Step away bros, it's my turn to deadlift
Alright, but you gotta go through me first, big guy!
work out with Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence
>Wow, that sounds like a cool program, can you show me on my laptop?
lurk moar fgts
What are those gloves for? This isn't a cosplay event.
Look kiddo, I don't think she really wants to talk to you.
Where do you get these kinds of clothes?
I need to know... it's for a project
*unzips squat plug*
I forgot mine today, can I borrow yours?
aliexpress
where's the rest of your neck you dingus
taking the fucking b8
you'll have to suck it clean first
Wow, hold up! I am the Designated Squat Plug Cleaner for this gym. Hand it over and I will take care of it!
Top kek
GAINS GOBLIN BE GOONNEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop looking in the mirror and get to lifting
What in the fuck is going on i just wanted some diet advice...
is that someone who does SL5x5
>hey bro can i work in with you
I own that exact same harness
Oooo, well maybe I can be your diet tonight?
hhehehehehehehe
>i look great
What does it do, if anything? Is it for posture or something?
Christ, sure feels like summer in here
My grandfather probably killed your grandfather you chink fuck
This is a progressive gym, we don't need any of that racism here.
Do people actually get aroused by this ?
walk away from the mirror and continue my workout
For some reason those are really sexy to me. From playing lacrosse maybe? Fuck lacrosse pads are sexy.
this fucking thread
I unironically want a navy blue version of this with full legs so I can look like Vegeta while I lift. I'm fucking pissed I can't find it in any stores near me and all the sites I find online don't have any legs.
Ask my athlete why he's suited up when his meet in is two weeks
Oh shit I think I actually found the closest I'll ever get. Scratch that Veeky Forums, I'll see you in a week when I'm wearing this baby.
keked
>not having a sanitary lifting suit with a complete harness set for maximum freeweight efficiency
>filename
topkek
looks cool desu
Not even the gayest thread on Veeky Forums today
Dick shaming isn't cool. Ask if I can give it a squeeze and validate with an appropriate compliment.
>nice symmetry bro
Man, Michael and Dom really hit the gym hard in the prison
>Hey man, I know its your first time here, but if you wanna use the weights you have to get you balls cleaned out first. No cum filled balls on the gym floor, rules are rules. Just take of your pants and let me get started.
What do you do?
>That tiny cock
So shamefur