This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass while she is working out with you

>this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass while she is working out with you

What do you do, Veeky Forums?

wake up from my dream realise he's dead and I have no gf

Ask him if hes feeling fit, buddy

TO EARLY.

Be happy I have a girlfriend and Zyzz is alive.
Probably let him cuck me.

Z-Zyzz? We thought you were dead. Brah...

Switch his heart medication for placebos

Slap his ass, get sweet gains by proxy

Ask him to join you in the sauna.

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Hug the son of bitch.
FUCKIN ZYZZ BRAH!

Ask him when he's coming back

BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

I would be mirin his fast twitch muscle longevity

Slap his and say
"Sorry for hitting your injection site, I'm sure it's a little sore."

Run - zombie apocalypse has started. Too late for GF she's already dead. Hope Harambe comes back too.

Call the ghostbusters, wait for dem high test bitches to show up, and then cross the streams if you know what I mean.

Ask him how much he can bench with those sissy faggot triceps.

beat his corpse

I blow his cock like my life depends on it and scream ZYZZ you are live you are love and I really like this image

ZYZZ YOU ARE LOVE AND LIFE GIVE ME A HUG