Mirin stories

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this didnt add up fro the get go

flattered fosho

>Be me
>Pretty empty gym today, one other guy in the free weights
>He finishes up and leaves
>I move over to an empty bench and do some dumbbell presses
>QT skelly grill ventures over to free weights
>Tries to move a nearby incline bench with wheels by dragging it
>I finish my set and put the weights down
>Stand up and put my hand up to get her attention
>Grab the handle on the front of the bench, move it to the proper area for her
>She says "Haha, thank you! This is why I need a workout partner!" and smiles at me
>Go back to my sets like an autist

HAHAH

i know that pain

>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>drive a nice car
>company offers good benefits
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have stories like this?

>tfw my name is Craig

SHOO SHOO, NO-GAINS CAT CRAIG!

do you have any gains? say goodbye to them now, you didn't shoo him away !!

shoo shoo, no gains cat craig

SHOO SHOO NO-GAINS CAT CRAIG!!!

close one dude

SHOO SHOO, NO-GAINS CAT CRAIG!

How do you know if you're being mired, if it's not obvious? What are some signs?

I am drinking :(
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE...

fake and gay

>grandeur of delusion the thread

these threads are always fun to read. keep blog posting lads :)

moist nips is usually what i go by

Creep thread on tumblr

I work with a bunch of fat old ladies

One is a chronic cheater and tries to put her hands on me any chance she gets

They also always tell me that a coworker likes me but she's also fat and old

Still no gf ;((

>grandeur of delusion
>grandeur
>of
>delusion

nigger please proofread your posts

there is literally nothing wrong with that post, friend.

also please dont use that profanity against me brainlet and speak properly.

you can make it up to yourself by doing the opposite next time

new job

or start fucking old ladys

>grandeur of delusion

I really think you fucked up on this one user, I'm with Pretty sure you meant "delusions of grandeur" or "grandiose delusions"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

eg: You have delusions of grandeur about your grasp of English grammar.

Playing soccer at local indoor soccerplex. Finish game and the new team comes in for the bench to put their bags down. I grab mine and head over to the spectator benches. Pop off my shirt on the way so I can put on a dry one. Sit down on bench and start taking off socks and shoes.

Two girls (only ~6-7/10) sitting behind me. One makes a mm noise and the other 'whispers' "I told you this was a good place". Wasn't in great shape at the time but that felt gud.

tfw deadlift 355 but 12" arms

Hahaha Fucking dyel kid

8 inch arms Deadlifting 600lbs checking in

They were being sarcastic

Kys

I guessed it's going to end with three fiddy, from the first two lines. Anyone who laughs at this is 100% a newfag

>can't deadlift 350

YOU DONT DESERVE THOSE MIRES REEEEEEEEE GIVE THEM BAAAAAAACK

Lmao kys you illiterate nigger faggot.

I posted this in another one but that thread didn t gain traction:

>be me
>work in a grocery store pulling in carts from the parking lot
>see a qt ask who I had a class with in the past
>she comes up to me
>I go in for a handshake but she wants a hug, so I reciprocated
>As she's hugging she starts to rub my lower back very close to my butt
>we say our goodbyes
>As shes leaving she touches my bicep

Woulda asked her out but she got a bf. Oh well

>be me.
>mired all the time if not daily by guys
>Only a couple times in past years by girls.
ill always remember this mire.
>Be me in class.
>assigned to a group
>I sit down
>rest my arms on the table
>A black girl glances at me and goes
>"Nice Arms! oh i didnt mean that in a flirty way or anything.."
>tfw she said "i didnt mean that in a flirty way or anything.."
I am fucking ugly huh bros :( still got mired atleast..

I took a few years off, can someone catch me up on the lifeguard girl in OP?

R E V E R S E P S Y C H O L O G Y

I dont think highly of myself at all and i see myself as a dyel ugly manlet so i kinda believed her when she said that.

POST BOD DESU

Builtfat checking in

>Ran into some friends at a bar
>Friend is skinny lax player
>Steroids come up
>"Nah man if I did steroids I'd look like user"

>Same weekend
>Drunk at a bar
>Make eye contact with wasted chick at the bar
>She drunk spaghettis at me, her friends come feel my shoulder and arm and "say wow big muslces"
>Pretty sure I just smiled and went back to flagging down a bartending for some bud lights

Thanks, lmao 2plate bench

mirin those TITS

>still drunk from the night before(bought some kracken and drank with one friend)
>After college course talk to girl that looks aight to me
>Talk and walk back to her car
>Practically invite myself into her car
>Talk to her for awhile but I have to piss because I drank a pint and hour earlier
>Say she's always found me attractive
>Wut
>Say's it's the way I carry myself and talk to friend
>Tfw atp and t rex also dadbod
>Fuck I have to piss
>Tell her I'm going to the movies and she could come along
>Accepts
>Run to the cafeteria and piss
Felt good to be mired even though dadbod
Also she said I look intimidating.

Sorry for spelling and grammar. On treadmill rn

>walk with shirt off
>some guy on a 3 wheeler goes past me with helmet on
>glances back towards me several times as getting further away from me
mirin

It's Amanda Wenk
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Amanda_Wenk

>never saw a real reason to lift other than looking good naked and posing for art classes
>get to know a girl
>shes a pro-swimmer
>1,80m and 68kg and no gram of fat
>that back, those arms, those shoulders and that ass
>as we make out i pull off her clothes and she seems to "fight back"
>stop and ask her if im to pushy and if we should stop
>she tells me its a thing she needs
>wants to "fight back" and overwhelm the guy, likes to be in control
>the guy before me was always "manhandled" by her
>notthistime.jpg
>get on with undressing her
>she "fights back" and i just grab her hands and put them in a lock on her back
>seems confused and tries again
>after she fails to overwhelm me she starts kissing me like she wants to swallow my horny soul
>she tells me what to do while being handled
>"fuck me!"
>do the exact opposite and lick her
>extend the foreplay while she tries to exit my grasp
>after she came from me eating her out i lift her up and start hammering her against the wall
>feels like she just became a cannibal
>wants to eat me alive, kissing, biting and scratching everywhere
>her muscular legs around me
>cant stand anymore and throw her onto the bed
>looks at me like i just gave her a diamond ring
>pin her down and start fucking her
>"please, dont stop"
>her legs around me tighten till it hurts my back
>bites my shoulder
>nails in my back
>most painful orgasm i have ever witnessed
>tells me that she loved it and really fought back with all her might
>as long as i handle her well i can do whatever i want

those were good times

>im at my community gym
>shoulder day
>work out for hour and half
>spot qt and qt friend both 9/10
>qt friend is wearing a thong bikini
>holyfuk
>exits gym, puts on energency swim trunks
>procede to the wateringhole
>set bag on table
>"hi user!" Qt says
>*shietmaan*
>"sup" pretending not to care
>both girls glance and stare at glistening muscles
>walk around pool, get in, notice them staring at senpai
>i work 2 hours in the gym every day for moments like
>notice them staring at body
>autistic as fuk, tries to think of conversation, fails
>awkward
>they leave eventually
>illbebackforyoumysweet.jpg

What do u do?

How long were you lifting berfore you guys got mired?

Fuck ur mom ;)

> at work
> male coworker says "damn man you're looking bigger"
> at gym
> gym acquaintance says "looking fuller lately mate, put some weight on?"
> girls dont even acknowledge my existence

SHOO SHOO, NO-GAINS CAT CRAIG!

iktf

>"deadlifts are good for mass!"

>I go in for a handshake

you'll never make it

>be me at normie gym
>after workout, head to pool
>walk into pool area shirtless
>see qt probably 5 or 6 yo
>she stares at me, not bothering to look away when I look at her
>give her a wink

Little girl mires are the best.

>tfw nobody in my class or campus notices my gains
>only got mired by a powerliftan bro and a girl that I asked to grope my pecs

>at dance club on saturday around 4am
>been drinking since early evening, just switched to water so I dont get hangover as fuck
>friends and gf out in the crowd somewhere
>not in the mood to dance anymore
>out of muh hydrating tapwater
>im sure as hell not getting up for another
>tap a random guys back, hes with a blonde okayish gal
>ask them to get me water if they are headed to the bartender
>they return with 3 jugs, thanks dude
>guy leaves, gal stays, initiates smalltalk
>whatever, nice to have company while waiting for the group im with
>blondie getting more and more touchy
>constantly touching my arms and back
>gf storms out of the crowd, kisses me, leaves
>blondie tells me that she recognizes a gf when sees one
>mfw
>leaves
>whatwereyouthinkingbitch

You should have just ignored her. Maybe even laughed at her.

>go out to get milk
>checkout girl seems to be looking at my face alot
>feels good man
>get to car
>food in beard

JUST

>gf storms out of the crowd, kisses me, leaves
I love it when my gf passive-aggressively marks her territory like that, she also noticeably puts more effort in during sex afterwards.

Yes, she does this a lot these days.
She gets hit on all the time too tho. Sometimes the guys are extremely low level on the 10 scale so I don't even bother intervening. She gets upset by this, me not giving a fuck.

Tried Mdma for the first time at my uni end of year ball, ended being that guy who takes his shirt of and danced for 3 hours... Luckily I've been lifting for a while so look decent... literally could count the mires just looking around, 1 girl from my class kept falling into me and stroking my abs... we're all gonna make it my brehs

>finish gymming
>did deadlifts so feeling that test rush still
>in tram, standing holding onto one of those vertical bars
>see some blond 7/10 at the end of the tram eyeing me over her sunglasses
>just laughed at something on phone and meet eyes with her
>do a sort of quick double eyebrow raise and smile as reflex
>she smiles back to me and gives me the biggest mirin eyes I ever seen

She got off two stops later and looked at me again (over her shoulder) while walking down the little two steps of the tram.

Felt pretty good men.
Too bad I have a gf.

>Too bad I have a gf.

Grab gf by the hair.

Shove gf's face into blonde's pussy.

I don't see any problems here that you can't overcome.

Double and triple takes from the mirers. Use your peripheral vision.

fuck off

She didn't mean it. She wanted the thicc.

>Making myself in ufc 2
>mum walks in the room and says my pecs are bigger than my characters
Thanks I guess. Here's a less pathetic one:
>at the boxing gym
>female trainer constantly looking at me and paying more attention to me than the other students
>says stuff like "your stance is perfect for a beginner" and "you've got the jab down already?"
I'm just going to chalk that one up to my potential as a fighter.

Leave

>started going to the gym a month ago
>watch a movie with friends
>wear a wife beater because its hot as fuck and they're comfy
>one of of my friends whos been lifting for years comments that you can start seeing muscle in my body

just a noob but it made me feel good

>Lifting for cunny

user you'll never achieve that creepy 70s pedo look that the young ladies truly mire

>7 months ago
>21 yearold freshman in college
>be skinny 6'3 skelly
>start lifting for self improvement
>wearing long sleeves because cold weather
>no one can see my scrawny body
>no one can find out i lift
>hide it from everyone
>months pass, people start asking
>lie about it
>warmer weather comes around
>i gained 30lbs of fucking muscle natty
>people asking if i work out more and more frequently
>everyone who knows me from before goes "holy shit when the fuck did this happen"
>hooked up with oneitis i met in college
>we go on our second date
>she's in my lap
>comments on how comfortable i am to sit and lay on
>wants to show me some shit near my collar bone
>feels my chest
>"where's the bone? Why is everything so meaty?"
>starts feeling me up
>"what the hell? This is so awesome hahaha"
>flex my pecs
>"oh my god haha"
>proceeds to feel up my arms, chest and back while i just sit and look at her
>she's all giggly and happy with her new discovery
>curdles in me and i put my arm around her
>she lets out a soft happy chuckle and grabs a tight hold of me
>mfw

We're still together and im quite sure its gonna stay that way for a long while, because we just have chemistry and im the happiest ive ever been.

Thank you Veeky Forums

My man

got mired a few times recently, danced with a drunk chick at some bar and got told she has a boyfriend by some dude

...

Something similar happened to me
>be at a party for local fire fighters
>see qt I haven't seen since high school
>was a skelly back then 6'1" 135 lbs
>she says I look so much manlier
> chat for a bit have a few beers
>wanna see my car?
>go to parking lot kissing in my car
> sperg lord turbo autist is out side screaming her name
>she says it's her "friend"
>I can tell he's obviously one of her beta orbiters
>he spots us
>sprints to the car
>"hey are you ok? We came together we should leave together"
>she tells him to wait he takes literally 2 steps back and stares furiously
>kiss her a little more and tell her I'll see her again
>scoop the digits and smile at him while she walks back

Felt good the second time we went out I commented on her purse mfw she told me that beta bought it for her

> gf going to black magic circle with her friends
>invites me
>why not
>it's on Sunday morning, a 8 km drive to some creepy forest
>there are about 30 people
>lots of smoke, people screaming, doing generally uncanny stuff
>I get compliments here and there
>some lady walks up to me just to say "user, you look great"
>feel gf's friends miring
>we spend the whole day summoning satan

Mfw too creeped out to go back to those mires

Was walking down the beach yesterday, was making heads turn as I was walking by, veins popping and everything.

God bless this Tren.

This is why women have no place as teachers

She lied to you cus she's attracted

Devil mires, despicable.

Go back. Then wgen its at the crescendo of their heretic chanting, tear off your shirt to reveal a cross sown into your chest and drive these filthy pagans into the ground with your blessed fists

>work at shitty resturant
>constant flow of college students
>babes for days
>flirt with them
>never get anywhere
>gay dudes and old women have no problem complimenting me on my looks and telling me I'm good looking
>a couple dudes even propositioned me one time
>old lady mmmmmms when I bend down to pick up something that fell while wearing my straight legged slacks
>when a fruit or granny is mad my manager sends me to fix it because they usually soften up and calm down with me
>completely sexless
>telling classmate about how I get compliments almost daily but nothing from young attractive women
>teacher overhears
>"well you are a very attractove young man"

If I was gay or a wrinkle chaser I would be swimming in ass.

damn i got a half-chub now

I need confirmation
>be fat ass like 5'7 210 lbs
>goto gym for the first time
>its night so its kind of empty
>first step into the weight room and i lock eyes with this really hot girl
>gives me a smile
>notice that shes working out around me
>keep going to the same gym at the same time
>keep locking eyes
>her smile keeps getting bigger
>working out closer to me

Does she like fat guys or some shit? I've only been lifting for two weeks, none of this makes sense to me

I've literally reached the point where each time I lock eyes with a girl as she walks past, I count that as a mire.

Feelsbadman

I was with a girl the other night and I couldn't get a boner, I don't know if it is the dead dick from porn or what, haha jdimsa , is there any Viagra users here? Is it legit?

Maybe shes just being polite as she goes through her routine?

>I-its not that i find you cute or anything, baka!

>be 43 yo dyel
>go to dyel geezer gym
>only get mires from 50+ yo geezer men who mire the fact that I'm actually there to push myself instead of just phoning it in.