FPH - Let's Keep It Up Edition

DID YOU JUST ASSUME IT'S PRONOUN?

>not including the part where she gets pooped out and stops

What are you doing dude. It makes it look like she has infinite energy when in reality she couldn't get through 4 sets of her chant

petty and autistic as hell but I wanna vent
>brother always eating my shit, since we were kids but it's whatever.
>all invited to my friend's grad party, someone I haven't seen in years
>pretty stoked and nervous, been a depressed and socially anxious POS NEET recently. someone actually wants to spend time with me.
>he doesn't go, busy
>bring home slices of cake each
>comes home later, eats biggest slice without asking
>that was mine as I didn't even get to try it yet
I've never been mad about it before, and I don't even like eating but this was a bit special to me. I don't know-I'm just sperging out.
just fucking ask first how is that a hard concept to grasp? maybe even leave a bit left over for the person it actually belonged too, crazy I know. I'd never do that to someone-it's called manners. he doesn't even share shit with us ever, what the fuck gave him the right?
REEEEE

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this is an 18+ board kiddo

>posting r*ddit

Holy. Fuck.

Hahah holy fucking shit

there has to be more of these

>that bitch probably sweats mayonnaise

>drownable offense in a place everyone can breath underwater

Please tell me there are people who are so up their own asses that they believe this shit.

200 for you is 800 for real people

Kek

>granny glasses, the fedora of women

>my picture is used to start the next thread
>tfw senpai notices you

A victim of SS + GoDieOfHeartFailureAtAYoungAge?

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>hangable offense in a place where everyone breaths air

really tinkers my thinker

The image of a Didney Worl employee calling a 5 year old a porky whore is making me laugh so hard

>grad party
>NEET

I don't think you know what that word means, friendo.

>Bronies ganging up and brutally beating an innocent fat person for no reason
Like a Xavier Renegade Angel episode

>buy package of buns (8)
>eat two cheeseburgers for dinner
>later that evening, roommate asks me if he can have 2 buns
>tell him that's fine
>next day the buns go untouched
>that evening when I get home and start getting ready to make burgers he asks for 2 more buns
>tell him that's fine again because I only needed 2 more to finish off my ground beef
>half an hour later, go to make my burgers
>there's one bun left
>confront him
>he claims to have only taken 4 buns total
>won't admit that he took 5
>I have to eat a double
my rage is unequaled

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>It is often assumed fat people can barely move and never leave their beds but this women is standing up just fine.
>You can be morbidly obese and still be healthy and able to live a normal active life.
So standing up unassisted for a few seconds is all that's required to show that you're living a normal, active life? Not running a marathon or regularly playing a sport -- you just have to be able to stand up?

Why is the bar so fucking low? Is it because standing up is an actual achievement for them and they're trying to set it as a standard for good health? Not even mentioning that fucking mobility scooter behind her. This is so incomprehensibly idiotic that it's giving me a headache.

Did you intend to eat four fucking burgers in one day?

they graduated, not me. I went to a different school and have been out for some time now

>needing that many buns
how? why? is he trying to die?

>next day the buns go untouched
No nigger, I intended to eat 4 burgers over 2 days

Lets have some REAL inspiration

>ENERGY is a CONCEPT
>CALORIES do not EXIST
>I AM a proud MORON with a whopping total of TWO BRAIN CELLS

i teared up

The fat fuck wanted them to make breadcrumbs for fried chicken

I would've been perfectly fine with it if he only took two

>Yasssss

Mfw

>no one graduates from college

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I love the blue man group

FIRE IS NOT ENERGY.........JESUS FUCKING H. CHRIST IM SALTIER THAN CINEMA´S POPCORN

summer sucks so much because kids post their cry baby diary entries goddamnit

a college graduate crying over a literal piece of cake? grow up or kill yourself, either or

>Internally (vomiting)

great face

because that happened

>Fat culture appropriation

Why do fat girls hide their gut in bikinis?
Most fat guys just let it hang out.

Eh. I believe it. I've also been on the receiving end of some really horrid shit in retail, so this story is pretty realistic to me.

74x19=1,406

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>disabled woman has more willpower than me to lose half heir weight
Jesus fuck. I'd kill myself if I were ever confined to a wheelchair, and she loses half her fucking weight.

>1800 calories is "starvation mode"
Still, surviving solely on junk food for 10 weeks?
I can feel my heart begin to fail after the second week. I couldn't live like that.

>he doesn't want to leave humanity behind

Are they actually fucking having a stroke as they type?

Dude is hella dyel though, he's essentially throwing rocks in a glass house

>tfw no crippled girl to have cowgirl sex with knowing she can't ride but you can thrust away making a loud and aggressive PAPAPAPAPAPAP sound

>So assblasted and delusional that they believe that the very laws that govern the universe are made up to spite them

I can't do it anymore lads, this is too much.

Being DYEL > being fat though

Is it me or does the blonde chick look like Bailey Jay?

Because they think it's some magic trick that will make guys not realize they're fat.
Because they're stupid, because they're women, because they're stupid fat women

I want to fuck the Deadpool chick

Being DYEL is still a hell of a lot healthier than fat.

Half her face is hiding behind the sunglasses. She can be anyone you want her to be.

I dunno, there's a bulge missing that would make her Bailey Jay to me

>228% of daily recommended cholesterol as, at a guess, is meant to be a snack
>surviving long enough for ridicule

>what is logic

Define junk food.

don't buy a Squier
they have a very narrow range of viable sounds, very not versatile, very heavy on highs with muddy-ass lows
get something else especially if you're looking to play jazz, they're absolute trash for swing charts, decent for funk tho

I can't even imagine how someone could think this to be true.

>Muh fat retention won't let me lose weight so now I'm obese and it's not my fault

you can't be this stupid
I won't believe it

calorie restriction does make you go into "starvation mode" tho, unlike fasting

define "starvation mode," I've only ever been told it's momscience

it lowers your metabolism
intermittent fasting doesn't

by what mechanism
i hate to be that guy but can you point me to a study

This is bullshit that has no science backing it up.

>what is google? I only trust anonymous posters on a mongolian flyfishing forum

>make a claim
>insult others who insist you support your claim

Retard

>map of serbia

I didn't make the claim faggot, I just wanted to see some fph but you homos are having science class instead

You should probably neck yourself

>thinking Veeky Forums has rational thinkers

summer is here

did I hurt bby feelings

Then EAT LESS THAN NORMAL AND MOVE MORE THAN NORMAL.
Fuck.

it's summer, the children need to get their education somehow, user.