Fitness beta/cringe thread

how do you fuck up this bad genetically

that's just sad, not cringe

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>put toilet seat down 6 times in a row
>wife won't whine in your ear for an entire 7 days

that's a pretty fucking good deal. pissing 6 times in a single day is easy.

Nigger speak is the real cringe

My wife has one of these up in our kitchen so when she comes home from work (stay at home dad masterrrace). It's bigger though and once I get 20 stickers I get to get out of chastity for 45 minutes while we watch This Is Us.

shit's so cash

>do these things and check them off on this cutesy cuck chart i made for you with princess stickers and i wont be a bitch for a week
>you have to EARN me acting like a decent human being
you are the beta

I would give a pass to a surgeon or a massage therapist. Any other reason is unacceptable.

$500 the wife is overweight

Beat me to it.

Are you trying to piss me off, pricker?

>needs to earn sexual intimacy from his fucking wife

Cuck

>I get to get out of chastity
What was your first hint

Legit

Who names their kid Travis?

>being this stupid

Do they even lift? Doesn't seem so.

she slept with a nigger?

what the fuck is a rug rat?

Jesus christ what a loser

>being this cucked

Joining the bet

Cutesy name for young children

An infant

>falls for b8
>called out for stupidity
>defends stupidly falling for b8
pic related is you

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It's fun go fuck yourself

ohh i see, rugrat, i thought it was some kind of rug

What do you base your percentages on?

Black Republicans are always the most hardcore conservatives.

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why are straight people so fucking weird sometimes?

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>I WAS JUST PRETENDING

Pic related is you

I'm not him, but
>guy says he literally has a chastity cage on
>only way he could have been less subtle is to say that his wife's son is the one who takes it off
>respond to it completely seriously

thats a blanket statement, women generally blow up after they get married

It's funny when they throw out the "Republicans were against slavery" line as a reason for their support now as if things haven't changed in the last 150 years.

>implying you know what a pic of me looks like
A pic of me would actually carry the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of futile shitposters.
You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous.

I could crush you with a single keyboard stroke if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me.

This is what happens when you don't hit them and let them go outside with their faces uncovered

it must be hard to be this retarded. please reconsider your choice to live

Bottom right deserves my cock in his cute little asshole

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God damn this is so easy. Veeky Forums really is full of retards.

I don't get it

The virgin sign hold

what do you expect from normie boards
>inb4 le epic double ruse cruise

>why are straight people so fucking weird sometimes?
you will die by the sword.

>dude I was just pretending to be retarded
k.

>he keeps replying

:^)

This is what happens when you don't beat women

>he keeps replying

:^)

This shit cracks up every fuckin time i lift

And here we see a beta in the wild. You can see the fear in his eyes as he is outside of his homecoming territory.

This will be an easy prey.

Ever met a british person?

this is probably true

>trips confirmed

this is the most horrifying thing in the thread

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I don't get this meme, most good looking actors in hollywood are brits/aussies.

dude this is fucking pathetic

I studied abroad in London and it's no meme.

thetab.com/2015/07/16/british-people-ugly-45482

forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=130659113

telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html

fashion-underground.uk/524/6-reasons-why-british-women-are-ugly/

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2564929/British-women-ugly-looks-important-thing-man-Founder-controversial-new-dating-site-pairs-rich-men-beautiful-women-opens-up.html

ign.com/boards/threads/why-are-british-people-so-ugly.453962019/

Ha. They are pro slavery? No.

I'm actually a big fan of everyone going back.

sure bud, STRAIGHT people are the weird ones..

Fuck off /pol/

>most good looking actors in hollywood are brits/aussies

this is less true than HAES

fugg that was hard to watch

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This HAS to be b8.

It really is though, most of the time it's started by american hamplanets and the only explanation they can come up with is "DUUH ISLAND SO INBREEDING MURICA MASTER RACE", whilst forgetting that at least 75% of their genetic makeup is british. The whole island inbreeding thing makes no sense considering the amount of times britain has been occupied by other european ethnic groups, (celts, saxons, jutes, normans, romans etc) if anything the ugliness is down to environment not genetics. Australians are pretty much 100% british genetic stock and they dont get memed the same way.

i don't get it

Pretty sure it started by people going to the island and seeing for themselves. But whatever helps you. Maybe you're right. Maybe everyone else is wrong except you.

Henry Cavill, Christian Bale, Andrew Garfield, Tom Hardy, Tom Hiddleston, Jude Law, Timothy Dalton, Daniel Craig, Gerard Butler, David Tennant, Orlando Bloom, Jamie Dornan, Edward Patt, Rob Patterson, Sean Connery, Charlie Hunman, Richard Armitage, Nicholas Hoult, Alex Pettyfer, the list goes on. Amerifat hamplanets just cant handle the truth. British women are ugly tho but thats because a lot of them are leftist whores

spbp

Not everyone else is saying it though, just shitty tabloids and american mongoloid creatures like you. Notice how no american women say this and it's just the men? Odd that isnt it :^)

I don't get it, small legs?

Democrats are pro social welfare which is modern day slavery you cuck faggot

>gloves

Some people actually fell for that bait. Bretty good

I am an aussie and this is untrue

Holy shit look how his upper body contracts

>when you nut and she stop suckin

I used to be married

The sad thing about this is that when you're in this situation, you're in way too deep to even see it. Now, from the outside, it's obvious - lol, what kind of cuck would put up with this shit - but when you're on the inside, and you feel like "this is your life now", and you're just so desperate to get your once-a-month sex from your fat wife, you'll do just about anything to get it. And I guess for some that means sticker charts.

Guaranteed the husband in this picture is completely alienated from all of his friends

hard b8 or salty uggo.

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you're making fun of dweebs trying to be better than average dweebs, how are you any different?

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Whatever helps you sleep at night kiddo

Imagine being so insecure about how ugly you are that you go through a list of all the reasons you're not ugly.

That's a special needs group but nice try