Why aren't you drinking coke zero, Veeky Forums?

Why aren't you drinking coke zero, Veeky Forums?

>0 calories -- GOAT for cutting
>gives an energy boost, great for a pre-workout drink
>tastes exactly like regular Coke

I drink Pepsi max because it tastes less like syrup

>>tastes exactly like regular Coke

WRONG. its almost there but it has a distinctly fake undertone and aftertaste

true coke patricians can tell the difference between canned, glass and plastic bottled coke, this is no different

But anonolan,
I do drink delicious coke zero™

Diet soda is worse than regular soda, dumbass. Enjoy being a fat ass.

>wants cancer

You realise that the studies that say coke zero makes you fat say its because it tastes so much like a sugary drink it tricks your body into wanting more calories.

Coke zero is terrible for many reason but making you fat is not one of them.

But I already do.

>gives an energy boost, great for a pre-workout drink
That would be diet coke. Zero has no caffeine.

well thats just a straight up lie

Huh, I looked it up, and you're right. Not sure why I remembered it that way then.

I tried liking it for a long while but i never got into the taste personally. All soda is kind of gross if you don't drink it for a year or more.

>tastes exactly like regular Coke
But it doesn't at all.

Jesus, you improved some (useless) knowledge and were humble about it.

Well done user.

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Nah the high sugar in Coke Zero will still make you fat. The excess energy created by that sugar turns into fat.

>0 calories
>high sugar
Are you literally retarded?

i can't drink regular coke anymore, it gives that ultra sugary texture on your mouth after you drink it

Point out un-autistic behavior, get autistic response.

Like clockwork.

How can you use such simple words but still not know what any of them mean.

>point out redditposting
>is redditor
pottery

>make autistic post
>get called out for it
>reply with identical post

Please continue

Aspartame is an excitotoxin
High energy are your neurons firing and then dying
Brain damage
Triggers my epilepsy.
Only gets worse with continued use.

Yeah. I got confused by other posts due to my shitty reading. Never really thought about what's in Coke Zero and always thought they could keep the sugar

I rather ingest 10 tablespoons of sugar than 10 tablespoons of aspartame and ace-k

>excitotoxin
Drank diet pepsi for about 3 years one liter a day.

I could attribute me getting more forgetful and dumber to aspartame, but, I don't know user, seems like a pussy's way out.

Because I'm not a cuck.

>tastes exactly like regular Coke

That's why not.

New Coke formula > Old Coke formula

You're actually retarded, holy shit.

Aspartam will make you gain fat faster than regular sugar or hcfs.

Because I dont want to get holes in my brain. Artificial sweeteners are literally poison. Why would I want to drink poison?

I mean people smoke and drink alcohol everyday

The shills are getting desperate. It´s like you´re not even trying anymore.

Because I

S I P

They only sell the original monster where I live (black can, green font). How much better is the white SIP?

Just drink black coffee. At least caffeine is relatively better for your brain than aspartame.

But coffee tastes like shit. Coke zero tastes amazing for having 0 calories.

Black coffee also isn't filled with estrogen.

uh, no? I have never,and will never smoke and in the past year I have had 1 sip of beer and a glass of vodka. also
>smoking makes you feel good
>drinking makes you feel good
>diet drinks make you addicted and eat your insides without making you feel good

It is.

was pretty surprised drinking coke zero recently, tastes almost exactly like the real thing

just drink water, stop needing the soda-jew

its alright, personally i find the yellow sip the best, i havent tried all the flavours though

but did they remove the acidity that regular coke has?

>does not drink at parties
Haha what a boring nerd *shoves* *takes lunch money*
>does not smoke
Ok that's fine *pats head*

I used to drink a lot of soda as a an oBEAST, then I switched to diet soda for years as I lost weight.

Now I'm just chubby and I've recently went from diet soda to seltzer water because it lacks all of the chemicals, but has the carbonation that I crave.

Is this a good move Veeky Forums?

>believing the le email le leaks
Fuck off back to /pol/, Drumpffag

This is the first time I've seen someone on this site admit that they were wrong and apologize for it

Taste bad drink diet aw ukcuk

Your slow. There is no sugar.reddit cuck

I drink diet Dr Pepper or diet Mountain Dew everyday. 1 Liter at work for the whole day and several cans on fhe weekend. My life has been consistently getting better for the past 6 months and diet soda has been consistently benefical in my upward spiral.

It spikes insulin, no?

Waheed?!

Always use it if I feel like mixing some rum or whiskey.

>Never really thought about the entire point of Coke Zero

I drink water

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Not true some of the thinnest people I've known drink Diet Coke exclusively

Hurrah

I mix it with whiskey

I do.

Good thing Veeky Forums drinks Coke Zero, not that shitty Diet Coke.

is this real? I always thought these are equally bad due to all chemicals they use to compensate the absence of sugars

Same.

carbonation makes drinks acidic, so it's bad for your teeth

water is unfortunately the safest thing to drink

>tfw no sloth bear bro to take for bike rides
Life sucks

Because the place I work at is a restaurant that has Pepsi products.

shit will dissolve your teeth