Start lifting

>start lifting
Check.

>get a Gf
Check.

What else is there Veeky Forums?

have you killed yourself yet? no? you will never make it

>get a fit Bf

pursue hobbies? financial stability? i personally just want to get really good at stuff. i've picked playing the guitar and drawing/painting.

>that armpit stubble

>get a cute gf

Get this homoerotic pornography off my good Christian fraternity board.

>trips of hate

This.

This is the next level.

Await sweet death

>making up your own mind and decisions in life

[x] nope

Get rich

...

"Don't be a sand nigger"

Good luck!

It's not in my cards to be rich. I work for 35 an hour. Maybe I'll be making 100k a year when I'm 40. My gf is rich tho. Like trust fund type.

This is America son anyone can be rich only you limit yourself take some risks my nigga. And don't depend on your girlfriend for money that's bad

if this is you, the next checkpoint is

>stop dating down

lmao is that your mom? bitch looks like shes 40

>be happy

put your life savings into bitcoin

Don't you have a pharaoh's tomb to raid, lackey?

>go through a bitter breakup
>use your anger to fuel the heaviest lifts of your life

>it's not in my cards

You're retarded, we get it

>handholding
Disgusting

>spawn children and teach them the ways
>so that one day they will be warlords

You made it.

Check these digits.

get better lifts

get a better gf

Now leave Veeky Forums and never look back. Farewell user.

read 50 books a year

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