Would you hit a girl back, Veeky Forumstards?

this. way more alpha and pretty funny too

how many crazy bitches have you thrown to the ground? You sound experienced.

Is restraining other men also alpha?

I did one time when a little drunk at a party. Don't know why she started swinging at me, but she did, and I cold clocked her right between the eyes sorta. She dropped like a rock and then tried to get up while like 17 people crowded around her to make sure she was okay.
All the women at the party but this one girl who probably hated that girl I punched gave me the evil eye all night, but most of the guys thought it was funny/think I did the right thing so it was whatever. Honestly was just glad some white knight cuck didn't try to save his fair maiden's honor by fighting me.
In my opinion, if a cunt gets uppity and forgets her place, hit her. It'll remind her quick.

Hmm... I couldn't say what I would do in the moment. What would be the best is to grapple her so she couldn't use her arms whether that's a clinch, bear hug or somehow taking her back. THat way you can never be accused of hitting a woman. Also, one short, sharp elbow to the face would be all it takes to stop her. She thinks that she can just assault a man with impunity. People(mostly women) NEED to realize that you don't start a fight if you're not willing to actually get hit.

I got slapped by a woman at a house party once. Didn't see it coming, she just hauled off and hit me.

Now, if I had thought about it I wouldn't have done it, but it just happened automatically. She dropped like a sack full of rocks before I even realized I had punched her back.

No, they did not call the police.

Yes, her boyfriend tried to retaliate.

I had broken my hand on her face so I couldn't throw any more punches, so I did the only thing I could do which was grab his wrists and hold on for dear life. The whole sorry mess ended up outside with this dude mad as fuck and trying to fight me, and me not letting go of his wrists trying to figure out how I was going to get out of there without things getting worse.

I kept telling him to calm down and that I didn't want to fight him, that hitting his girlfriend was an accident because she hit me in the face and it was automatic, but you'd be surprised how unreasonable a guy can be in that situation.

Long story short: a third party who knew us both separated us without further incident. They told me to leave the party but I went back inside and had another beer, and when I went back outside they were gone. The person whose house it was was kind of freaked out but wasn't saying anything, and eventually I ended up leaving because it was obvious the party was over anyway.

I still remember the smug look on that chick's face right before she hauled off and struck me. I won't lie, there was some satisfaction upon later reflection.

I did see the guy a few years later and try to explain shit to him. He said it was OK, even though I heard later on that he had married that woman, but that's none of my business anyway.

There was only one other time when I did bodily harm to a woman, and that time was legit self defense.

their shit punches don't do any harm
just grab her and let her power herself out, no reason to punch back, only if she's clearly stronger/fat/armed

it's also the only leagally safe way

Thought this up until it happened and I hit back. Realized I done wrong immediately.
I'll never hit a woman back again, I'll try to avoid hitting a man back.

I have. It doesn't help or fix anything. To be honest, when it gets to the point when your girlfriend is hitting you and accusing you of cheating the relationship can't be salvaged. I wish I'd used that anger for something constructive, like telling her to get out of my life.

*tips fedora*

>broken your hand on her face
Kek, shitter

Only if shes ugly or/and feminist. Hot girls abusing me is my fetish

there was a webm of a guy throwing haymakers at his gf in a parking lot while someone filmed it from the apartment block
did anybody save it

If possible,I'd rather avoid hitting a woman,because I feel like it would be Overkill,since a woman's punch =/= a man's punch. On the other hand,if she's swinging at me with a bat,a wrench,or some other object that could do serious damage,you best believe that she's getting clocked.

You should ask him if you can punch his wife in the face again

>There was only one other time when I did bodily harm to a woman, and that time was legit self defense.

cont.

So I was in the military once upon a time, and married. I would drive home during my lunch break and eat with my wife, because that seemed like the thing to do since they took my D-FAC card away.

My (ex)wife was a violent schizophrenic who was "difficult to live with" and extremely unpredictable. One day I got done eating lunch and made ready to go back on post. She starts demanding I call in sick so we can "have an important talk" about some mystery subject she wouldn't reveal to me. I told her that shit doesn't fly when you work for Uncle Sam, and I had to go. That's when she started using The Voice, which is a thing violent schizos sometimes do. It's like getting threatened by a constipated demon.

I was having none of it, having become jaded to all her craziness by this point (I thought.) I'm walking out the door when I hear this inarticulate, hellish battle cry. The berserkrgang was upon her. I looked back and saw her charging at me, eyes about to pop out of her head, teeth bared, spit flying everywhere, face flushed with so much blood the bitch had turned purple. She went from sitting on the couch to running at me like a rugby forward in .5 seconds. It was like looking at a freight train with tits.

I knew if I tried to fight her I would lose. To all those dudes in the thread saying chicks can't punch: fuck you, you don't know my ex-wife. If I let it turn into a fist fight I was going to the hospital, because I was caught completely off-guard and she was beyond motivated.

I did the only thing I could think of in the very short time I had. I reached forward and grabbed her by her shoulders, then instead of trying to wrestle or fight her, used her momentum to guide her head into the doorpost. Her knees gave out and her eyes rolled back, but I had to be sure. As she went down I banged her head into the doorpost two more times.

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I would fight a girl!

Should have just fought the guy too.

If he wants to defend his girl let him see what happens.

and remember as soon as you grab her hands she'll probably go for a groin kick

This is my dream.

>I would enclose her butthole with my lips and use it like a snorkel

stop, this is not a fucking counselling forum

Not that guy but you'd but if you anything about fighting you would know just how hard a human skull is and how a hand is just a collection of small sensitive bones.

this is porn right?

instaboner

cont

So there I am on my front porch, and my wife is knocked out cold, laid out halfway in and halfway out of the house. I looked around to see if anybody had seen what happened, and there was nobody else around. I rolled her back into the house just enough for me to shut the door and I drove back up on post.

I didn't tell anybody what happened, I just did my job (11 series, so basically nothing) and waited until the end of day formation. When the work day was over I didn't want to go home, so I hung around the barracks as long as I thought I could get away with. I had no idea what I would find when I got home.

I finally leave, and I'm pulling up in my driveway expecting to see all my shit out on the lawn and maybe the house on fire. But everything looks fine. The door is open, and our youngest kid is looking out the screen door. She had at least got up and got the kids from daycare. I go in the house slowly, expecting her to jump out with a knife or an axe or god knows what.

She's in the kitchen making dinner, smiling and humming to herself like she's channeling the spirit of Donna Reed, and this bitch almost never cooked. But she's made my favorite for dinner.

OK, this is the chick who got sent off for putting rat poison in her parents food when she was 14. I switched our plates when I thought she wasn't looking and waited for her to eat first. She thought that was funny, and acted like nothing was wrong, happily eating.

She put the kids to bed early, then served up some indulgent sex for me. I was flabbergasted, but I still made sure she fell asleep before I did (like I did every night because she was crazy and I with the thought I might get killed in my sleep every day.)

I did get divorced not so very long after that.

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> this is not a fucking counseling forum
You do know where you are, right?

That blows dick bro. One of my friends married a woman who ended up being mentally ill and though at least she wasn't volint as far as I know, it sucked so hard for him. He left New Zealand to live in Canada to be with her. They got married, bought a house, tried having kids then his life sorta fell apart.

You had children with this woman? I really shouldn't be surprised since you're infantry

I just want a cute girl to use me as a punching bag is that too much to ask for?

Girl hits me, push her back horde of white knights come to her defence shouting at me for pushing her.

t. Blahino

>You do know where you are, right?
I guess you don't
this isn't tumblr, youtube or your shitty blog you fucking loser

can you do everyone a favor and go shove a tampon up your bloody vag?

Fuck forgot webm.

only if you stop posting that garbage you call life

Hit back with equal intent.

ooga booga

where im from the guy in the green would get a huge list of charges assault and such even though he was in the right...

How do i stop the cuckery of these lands

this isn't HIS shitty blog, it's EVERYBODY's shitty blog
grow up you buttblasted faggot

what's with that clapping the black dude does before the other guy takes him down?

chimping out. he even has mma gloves on lol.

This

This or bear hug.

Enjoy getting arrested for sexual assault.

^

Gently man handle her.

whats this

mixed gender wrestling.

Even more so

He won, the guy was out and he continued a barrage of swings. The guys head was flailing around. He deserves to get charged the same as the guy who started the fight for that. It wasnt self defense past that point

I don't blame you at all. Sometimes you just see red especially if you get hit unexpectedly. Just reflex.

Your dreams come true.

Mirin user.

Jesus fuck that's overkill

You can sense that momentum they're pretty slow just push her to arms length.

your new fetish

What the other user said.

Why in godsfuck would you help this woman breed? Are your kids ok?

Yeah of course, imagine how humiliating for the other guy when you treat him like a kid or woman. It's a lot more difficult too, even weak men are stronger than they look.

How'd he not kill himself after getting BTFO so easily by a skinny bitch in front of his m8s

> tfw no bjj gf to grapple with

There's a cute fit white belt at my gym that I choked out the other day. Should I pull the trigger?

cut him some slack bro... did you see the girl's body? he was too distracted trying to hide his semi-chub prevent a full-on boner.

Yes, equality is very important to me

If you believe that wasn't justice you're the ultimate cuck

He was aggravated. He'll only get a slap on the wrist.

This is what's funny about bitches and faggots who think they can piss off whoever they want and the law protects them from any physical harm. They don't even realize that the law isn't really on their side. Verbally aggrevating someone amd getting what's coming to you won't have a lot of punishment for the assaulter.

Dude, he was full of adrenaline and stuff, than he stoped at one point without pounding the head to the road it's praise worthy enough, the poor guy didn't even want to fight.

I bet he got enough jerk-off material from that alone for the next 2 weeks.

no...

If races were reversed the guy in orange would be ganging up on the instigator as well.

Yeah i am also with true equality

You can do whatever you like, princess. The world is your oyster.

I really, really, really, really, really want this.

did this when i had a "fight" with a dyke cause her gf wanted my dick

she didnt go for my balls surprisingly but she did spit on me so that was no good

she told me afterwards when this shit was over that she had bruises on her wrists from my grip. weak cunt

this was back in hs

This.

I "wrestle" with my gf like that all the time, but more gently because obviously I'm way stronger (when she puts all her weight sitting on my one arm I can still lift her using that arm's strength alone) so I hold back strength so she can squirm around occasionally.

It's become a foreplay fetish for us both. Leaving the dream Anons.

stop showing off asshole

Guessing you don't want to drip buckets of precrum reading greentext erotic literature then?

i have a girl in my life but we haven't progressed to that stage yet and i don't know if it's ever possible.

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Just play with her, then gently bully her. You'll get her there. Remember adrenaline always makes sex better.

> back

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.

You don't hit women back, in public, even if you're in the right and she escalated to physical violence.

No body outside of autists on a basket weaving chink imageboard know about pussy passes, no one gives a shit about equality when it's not in favor of women, the woman will win the sympathy of everyone standing and you'll be the faggot who knocked out a chick.

Just restrain her, grab her hands and protect your crotch with your legs, bear hug her of restrain her with her own arms.

A straight punch delivered by someone who knows what he's doing can knock someone the fuck out and cause a concussion or hemorrhaging, it's not worth it cause she slapped you on the face or sissy punched you.

No, never.
Not for whiteknighting reasons, but because it will ruin your life if someone would see it.

Damn you're such a cool manly guy. Good for you.

Where did you beat her and did you get an erection while doing it?

this
a girl once slapped me during a party, I'm not sure if she was serious or not but I caught her and spanked her in front of everyone hich ended up being pretty fun time for the watchers
she even came to say sorry afterward

Forehead, hardest part of the skull. No erection, I was seething.

The reason your household wasn't in order to begin with was due to your own neglect and laziness.

And yes I know you don't want to deal with shit like building relationships and people after a long day of work, but that's your duty. If you had done it, it never would've gotten to that point and your wife would grown better as a person naturally without needing to ever even yell at her nevermind hit her.

She was probably depressed so your patchwork is a temporary fix to this.

Did no one comment on the damage?

Alright this is officially the best and funniest solution ever.

All parts of his story point towards stereotypical white trash hick family so I doubt it.

Careful. The consequences for sexual assault are no joke.