Still haven't had the chance to talk to her. Now she's laying half naked 10m away from me and I can't even bury my face between her sweaty cheeks.
Round two, gents. Best approaches strategies to get to my 3-floors downstair neighbor. Last time, we settled on "Just talk to her next time you cross her in the hallway as she's already been mirin' you, fagget !" Plan is already ongoing, but too much random. Let's find a reason to befriend that bitch so I can enjoy her fucking garden.
Levi Russell
Dude you're a weird creep just walk up say hi god damn
Gavin Brooks
how about go sunbathe fagot talk 2 her show ur gains
Aaron Richardson
that garden looks so trashy and dirty. wouldn't live/10
Xavier Cox
>open the garden door onto two half-naked barely over-aged girls >not being creepy Yeah, right mr. alpah
Leo Young
great fitness thread
Zachary Hill
Buy a golden retriever puppy, put a little bell around its neck and literally just walk near her Problem is ditching your dog is a COLOSSAL DICK move, so you're stuck with it for at least 12 more years, 20 if it's healthy
Cameron Lee
the fuck cares, it's sunny and it has chicks in it
Brayden Anderson
Walk up and say this word for word
whoa qboa whoa wtf whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on
Works for me every time
Gavin Bailey
apparently its a public garden so no its not creepy, esp if you knock first so they know someone is there and can cover their tits.
INSTEAD INSTEAD you took a fucking pic and posted on Veeky Forums
Levi Watson
although the dog would explain the need for the garden. Smart move.
Owen Gonzalez
>cankles If you're fit just g outside tanning and make small talk
Lucas Clark
Not a public garden. It's her private garden.That's why I gotta befriend her first.
Brandon Thompson
Now a huge-raked black goddess joined them. I fear for my virginity brothers.
Xavier Adams
PICS
Leo Allen
Nah you gotta think outside the box. Once you start chatting her up after the pup trick works you just "put it down". Wait for her to go away or something and freak out and say it got really sick or whatever, go give it away to some kid a few towns over. Tell her you had it euthanized. Might get pity sex too, depending on your acting skills
Lucas Gonzalez
She'll prolly run your life if you actively pursue her. Just ignore her and work on yourself. If she interested she will do all the work. If she's not, it wouldn't be worth it anyways.
Andrew Phillips
>be me >getting warm out for the summer >go out to garden to give doggo fresh air and a space to shit >sunbathing >hear a regular rush of air >like wind but it starts and stops and really far away >sounds like broken ac or something >look up to see what it is >see the most massive guy i've ever seen >crazy amounts of heavy breathing >every breath sounds like a struggle for existence because of how much fat he's probably got surrounding each lung >surprised he fit through the balcony door >surprised balcony is holding him >on phone, see flash go off >wtf is this creep taking a picture of me >go inside >realize this guy is the same one who said hi to me the other day >tried to tell me where he lives but ran out of breath halfway through the explanation >stared at me unblinkingly while recuperating, i didn't even know what to say >now whenever i hear his heavy breathing in the hallway i go the other way asap >been hearing it more and more lately
How do I tell my creep neighbor to leave me alone?
Nolan Rivera
Throw water balloons at them Or jump onto the bushes, you might break an ankle but they won't be able to ignore you
Andrew Brooks
This thread is shit but that webm made it all worth it thanks user
Isaiah Cox
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Joshua Hall
what's this some kind of trailer park
Isaac Miller
If youre not going in i am
Josiah Reed
Eww. Why do nigs have so ugly tits Nice legs on your stalkfu though
Daniel Miller
Unless OP posts timestamp with the garden in the background this is fake. Why would he have named the photos garden 1 2 3 etc
Kevin Miller
Lmao underrated
Benjamin Taylor
WANK ON HER!!!
Bentley Kelly
imagine being this much of a retard
Evan Carter
i know what you bastards can do with metadata.
Lucas Parker
go bukakke stealth bomber mode
Daniel Mitchell
fucking hell this made me laugh so much. I need to find that original thread
Samuel Hall
Just enter the garden like this and they will instantly be wet for you.
Noah Ward
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Ethan Gray
This could actually be real
Hudson Thompson
Scp 049?
Evan Morris
Ok OP, I am a 10/10 Chad and I have fucked more women than you have jerked off to.
Do following:
>1) Go buy a 2 bowling balls >2) Throw the bowling balls from your window down to the grill >3) The grill will be unconsciousness for 30min-1hour >4) Go to the garden and take her clothes off >5) ?????? >6) Profit