Red pill me on hookers Veeky Forums. Told my buddy who isn't good with woman and doesn't get laid...

Only religious tards and feminists would care. It's fine, lots of great men during history banged whores. Every great leader from Ancient Babylon on had concubines and side bitches who hoped their bones for some cash.

You think the Anthony Weiner case was a one out of a million deal? Half the senate probably banged a top tier escort in the last couple of months at some corporate retreate paid for by million dollar donors, while turning around and preaching morality and family values at us regular chumps. Don't listen to this shit about banging hookers making you unmanly. If it's good enough for Roman Emperors, Ben Franklin, and US Senators, it's good enough for you.

Tried but i'm below average looking and i dont really have anythng going on for me.

Should've been there man. Actually flawless.

It's weird how it's been changed into something shameful now a days.

When I tell a girl, that a friend of mine used to bang some hooked once in a while, they assume is because he is a beta fag who can't get girls. He is alpha though, and gets women when we go out, but he says he likes hooked sometimes, because they let you do whatever the fuck you want.

If poly/cuck bullshit is so hot and trendy and acceptable in major metropolitan cities then so should straight up prostitution be

I mean I don't really respect either but they're about on the same level except one is illegal for some reason

Waste of money. Why would I want to fuck an unknown woman , especially using a condom?

Just do it get it out of the way with. That way if you're completely shit at least it's just with a sloot and you won't regret it. Hell they could give ya some pointers.

Charlie Sheen knows this

>tfw you'll never be the Ottoman Sultan with harems of 100 girls being kept clean and watched over by eunuchs just for you and no other man was ever allowed near them.

FUCKING HURTS HOW WE WERE BORN IN WRONG TIMES.

Yeah, they do give a confidence boost. I lost my virginity to a Asian chick at a massage parlor then started getting girls from backpage. Finally I made a tinder and started getting girls without paying
>implying I still didn't pay in a way
They give you a confidence boost because you can just use them as practice for actual girls you're trying to pull albeit they are pricey unless you're willing to go cheap with the uggos/possible std ones.

Lol you might just be gay dude

Depends. Know a guy who went for one of those 3 figure and hour escorts during a business trip. He said she was basically perfect looking and was smart. The guy is in corporate sales for one of the largest private companies in the US and she went as his date to this big industry party. Helped him get introduced to a bunch of people and closed a lot of deals later because of it. He also said she was amazing in bed. Dropped like 3 grand that evening.

I guess you sometimes get what you pay for.

Ya you might be gay. My buddy said the same thing right before he came out

Consider this mate

There's a time investment, monetary investment, and possibly emotional investment in getting someone to fuck for "free". At the very best you pay $10 for drinks and then fuck, which'd take around ~2hours of "courting". At worst you gotta do the 3 dates shit, which includes coffee first, some kind of activity second, and dinner+fuck on third, so probably 6-8 hours. That latter one is easily the price of a hooker, without any of the time investment even factored in. Time is valuable, OP. Whatever you make in an hour at work, multiply that by the time spent trying to get laid, and call it X. Add X to the cost of the things purchased in the pursuit of getting laid, Y.

If X+Y < Z, where Z is the cost of a hooker, then a hooker is worth it.

This doesn't factor in tricking girls into being your gf, which could lead to, in effect, an economy of scale where you'd only have to "invest" in coffee or a date every now and again, with the lays coming more often.

It also doesn't factor in if you're autistic as fuck (like me) or ugly as fuck and can't actually talk to women without being laughed at. I had an hour with a hooker once (my third or fourth in total, different occassions) and explained the above to her since we had time left at the end. She kind of awkwardly laughed and said "well, thank God for hookers then".

Just use some logic here

Nah.
Not even traps.

>tfw losing virginity to kind and almost motherly milf when I was 25
>pic related

It was a great experience and managed to take away such an immense burden off of my shoulders. Not a year later I had my first (practice) girlfriend. A homely looking girl. The girl after her was 18 and immensely beautiful (8/10). She broke my heart. Currently I have two FWBs. One chubby normal girl, one top tier hot girl but crazy (the bad kind).

Without this mommy prostitute, I'd probably still be posting on /r9k/ and whine about being forever alone.

It's actually pretty hard to assign a dollar value to banging girls "for free" since a lot of things apply, like if you get a nice haircut from someone who knows what they're doing you can't allocate all $30 of that cost to the girl you banged "for free", since you did get value out of the haircut in other aspects of life (looking good at work, looking presentable for your grandparents, etc). Also things like the effort it takes to be lean or the time cost of going on dates have to be applied -- it quickly gets too complicated to really calculate.

Instead I would suggest making a model based off what you value your leisure time at, and also keeping your expectations for the price in line. Lots of guys expect love to come with sex and are very disappointed with hookers, and would be disappointed still even if she was a 10/10 for $1/hour, since it's very rare to get a girl who will treat you the same as a girlfriend would -- that feeling being what a lot of people actually want instead of sex.

>Condoms

Do you only hug your girlfriends cause kissing them is icky?

its okay to be gay

>does not protect against all stds
>they can break

I never had a gf senpai.
Nearly had one and i struggled to find the courage to kiss her. Only grill i ever kissed tough.

Anyone here that bangs hookers on the reg?
I paid for hookers 3 times
1st one I was drunk and nervous, didn't even get it up, just a chub but couldn't work with it. A 6 perhaps

2nd time I'd call a 7 did fuck her, it was a decent nice experience, and I'd say lasted what what you'd expect for a pump and carry on with your day still nervous at the beginning.

Just like half an hour ago my third one, right after work and

>you'll never be a wealthy roman consul being fed grapes by one of your numerous young concubines as you recline on the private terrace of your villa overlooking the Tuscany coast; plotting the downfall of your rivals in the Senate and engaging in political intrigue in between wine and opium fueled orgies

Also fuck her, I'd say an 8 I found so hot how short she was, she had head skills I wasnt prepared for, the only other bjs I got were from my gf and she was awful in comparison.
She rode me and I couldn't have lasted longer than 5 mins since the bj. I felt I didn't got my moneys worth as last time. On my way there started feeling really nervous. Does it get easier with time?

got any more?