That kid that works out with his dad

>People don't deserve a free pass for being shit just because they're trying.
...to not be shit, which is what everyone should encourage unless you're a spiteful cunt

Less noble to be great than to aspire to be greater.
Please find your way again.

>tfw you follow these groups around any time you see them and copy their exact workout except with way more weight than the dad is using

kek feels so fucking good to mog the fuck out of him right in front of his child. kid probably thinks his dad is a weak faggot cuck in comparison to me, and wishes I was his dad.

>tfw you will not have a strong father figure helping you lift

Bro my 6 month old son is such a fucking retard, can't even walk or understand English. How the fuck is he gonna spot me at the gym tonight?

must be tough being impotent enough to fantasize about random children being yours

Kek Nice b8

at least he knows his dad, cleetus

>that dude in the gym who gets to go home to a loving girlfriend and he comes in and collapses on the couch, tired from a long day at work followed by a gym sesh, while she bounces over and lays on top of him, kissing him on the cheek and asking "long day?" while she rubs his arms and he responds in the affirmative, so she reminds him "well only two more days until the weekend! then we get to spend a whole week together, just me and you!" reminding him that they've booked a vacation to wine country together the following week and she has no idea that he spent the money he'd been secretly saving on a beautiful ring with which he'll ask her to marry him this coming monday evening after a fantastic dinner on a vineyard, and he knows she's going to say yes yet some part of him is still nervous to ask because despite working out and having a great, fulfilling job he still feels like he doesn't deserve her because she's the most beautiful, kind hearted person he's ever met and still can't believe she fell in love with him but he can tell they have nothing but the deepest admiration for each other when he looks in her eyes

haha, what a faggot

Saw a guy working out with his mom once. Creepy.

That'd be fucking sick
Imagine having a son and raising him up the be the strongest in the gym
Like papa

>cleetus

the name you're looking for is "tyrone"

Fuck off mommy issues faggot, my mom taught me gym etiquette when I was 12

Your relationship with your father
Or clear lack of

Did she tell you that you got to make sure to suck off to the last drop for maximum protein gainz?

>tfw dad wouldn't go to the gym or even live on the same coast as me

Sounds like a dream. Mostly because I've been to Napa and it's kinda ass actually being there.

They got a bourbon country in Tennessee or something? Wouldn't even have to take the girlfriend. Could go with the boys.

That must be an amazing feel

t. daddy issues

>why do i lift?
>i lift to be a strong dad to protect my child in the future
>i lift to not be the guy that embarrass himself for not being capable of demonstrating strength in front of his child

Alright, I get that you're an edgy modern Westerner OP. Someone that thinks family is uncool and you should be quick to become self sufficient on your $15 an hour minimum wage job flipping burgers. But a strong family unit is the foundation of a strong civilization. Take your liberal family-shaming elsewhere please.

>i lift to be a strong dad to protect my child in the future

cringe

Arnold's baby has the just fuck my shit up expression

If I ever have kids I'd like to think I'd have a home gym at that point. I'd definitely teach my son to lift properly. All my dad did was give me a dumb bell and teach me to do curls and a weird military press-esque db movement. To his credit I used the shit out of that dumb bell so thanks dad.

>not ensuring your descendants will be strong enough to survive the coming tides of the new year
Bro do you even care about your bloodline?

>a dumbbell
>just one

"Son, you're about to hit the age where your hand is gonna spend half the day wrapped your dick. So here's something to keep your other one busy"

I still do db curls one arm at a time though

wow Clint is disgusting

You do you famallah

Personally I always felt like I start leaning to one side if I'm not holding a counterweight, even if I do one side for all the reps and then the other side

I go with my dad sometimes. We're a little bit estranged but it's a great way to make conversation and get to know each other more. We usually get burgers after

24 btw, father lived in Russia and came over to US recently

concentration curls ;)
I like to hold a counterweight too if I'm doing any other type of curl. but regardless of the exercise I never do both arms simultaneously (as in lifting both weights at the same time, not alternating sides). I see lots of people do it and it always looks like they're swinging with their back.

This is why the Western family is dying, faggots like you. Faggots who are bitter about coming from single parent homes and cope by acting like having the strong, functional family they never did is dumb or gay or antiquated. Luckily your genes and mentality will not be passed on, because you are a genetic dead end.

This is one of the best posts I've ever read

It's easier sitting on a bench but I got a guy who really helped me keep my torso steady for hammer curls cause I like to do those simultaneously. If you imagine something keeping your elbows tied to the sides of your body and keep your chest rigid, it's really hard to swing your body unless you try to cheat the rep.

How the fuck is that cringe. I would love to lift with my dad. Sage.

aw user congrats

yeah.

you.

>in the affirmative,
made me kek

>Luckily your genes and mentality will not be passed on, because you are a genetic dead end.

nice projection. still cringe though

At least he has a dad.

...

I saw a fat 20ish year old dyel manchild working out with his fat personal trainer mom.

Its even more cringe as his mom has pics of her on the wall advertising her pt services. The pics were taken in the 80s when she was semi hot.

I shed a tear for the beauty of this post. Don't know who you are but I hope this is either you or you find this one day user. Have a good one

How did this happen user, I always end up getting betrayed. Good for you though user, I'm happy for you bro
Btw don't be a goof and waste all your hard earned money on shiny rocks ;)

I wish I did. My dad is based as fuck and fit as fuck. If I worked out with him early in my life, I would have slayed so much tang.

Tfw your dad is good at running

>is 62
>last 5k ~ 18:53
>gave the good athlete gene to my sister

don't get it twisted, that post is in no way based on reality, I do spend an embarrassing amount of time imaging these idyllic scenarios tho

>that guy who actually PICKS UP the large dumbells and metal plates that you're just supposed to sit on while you eat your McDonald's
is there ANYTHING more cringe???? LOLOLOL XDXD

Found the Democrat.

I do it too and I'm 100% certain it's healthy

Well then that just means you're a good writer! \ :3 /

u gave me hope user. but whoever says they don't fantasize about that scenario is lying

I imagine going on really nice dates. like eating food together on one those coastlines with cliffs

oh well too bad I don't have anyone to take though

>2017
>being in a committed, long-term relationshit

L O motherfucking L

you will get cucked in the near future if you haven't already, mark my words and remember them well.

You know what they say about the law of attraction

Make it count. Given that my son shits on everything and it probably won't be long until we resolve to making another one who's going to the same thing, it's probably the most romantic moment you'll ever get to experience for a long time. Hopefully.

If you get cucked, you have nobody to blame but yourself. Be more of a man next time.

>2017
>implying committed, long-term relationships aren't the ultimate goal
I don't even understand the appeal of one night stands. I've done it and just felt like I could've stayed home and jerked off if I just wanted to ejaculate. The emotional connection is the whole point of relationship. Cuddling a girl you care about is a hundred times better than fucking a random bitch.

I have a pregnant wife lel

all these autist lifters get together, proud of the huge PR's they just hit, obsessed with physical perfection

>isn't imagining being with a pretty girl so great, what would we do together? It's cool brah, we all do it too lalalala

never change Veeky Forums

>pic very related

I wish my dad wroked out with me. Instead I get to see him smoke and drink to an early grave.

This is a mean world.

Well to be fair I am also an autistic lifter proud of my latest PR and obessed with my diet.

>hating people who spend quality time with their fathers because yours was never around

But
>that one guy who stands inches away from you to use weights after finishing set

Like a god damn man. He is probably drinking because his son has tism.

>tfw work out with fat sister with a dyke haircut that makes her look like a shitty knock off clone of me.
>she loudly talks about anime

> Implying that burger flipping earns 15$ an hour

I do that when im home on vacation from killing brown people

If the dad is big. That's totally ok.

But if the dad is a fatass or a toothpick, he will just embarrass himself and the son, especially if there are many big guys in the gym.

I would love to work out with my dad hes a pretty cool guy but he snapped his shit up pretty hard playing sports when he was my age

Lmao dude, you're really sad

sorry you have a bad relationship with your parents

you should cherish every moment you get to spend with them, they won't be around forever

delet this

l-l-l-look at him with a stable relationship hahaa w-w-what a looser!

TOP EDGE

>that guy who goes to the gym and his father isn't dead

I wish I had a based dad to lift with. Mine just says, "I'm gonna start working out" about every 3 months and never does it. He brings shame to my bloodline. Still love him tho.

Why get roman armour if youre not even going to larp

>dad is a fat piece of shit who sits in the sofa most of the day
>will likely die prematurely due to this
fuck you OP, having a healthy lifting dad would be great

I'd love to lift with my dad, unfortunately he's a pear-shaped 50-year-old that doesn't listen to me and thinks indoor cycling twice a week and eating like shit will get you in shape somehow.

I do this too. Once in a while I will buy or make picnic food and go by myself.

My mom thinks I will kill myself lifting even after 2,5 years of not visiting snap city once.

My dad always gives me a brofist when he sees how much thiccer I've become every time I come home from uni.

>I don't even understand the appeal of one night stands.
its for sex when you don't have a gf you retard

yes and I don't understand the appeal of sex without emotional attachment.

Don't worry user you're not autistic, neither do I. And I've slept with 8 girls in 6 months since I broke up with my gf of 4 years, it's gratification for the emotionally shallow.

Your sad.

>he doesn't understand the appeal of getting to stick your dick into something warm and wet, blow your load inside, then have no obligations afterward
It's not rocket science. It feels tons better then jacking off, you're just a faggot

*you're
now leave newfag

says the newfag

This will never be me. I want to die. The last girl I cared about broke it off with me because I told her was starting to fall for her. She was 6 years younger than me and obviously doesn't want to settle down. Fucking sucks.

>dad has been into sports and bodybuilding all his life
>he's 50 and he was the strongest in every gym he came to
>did 5x5 275lbs and his max was 320lbs
>had to get 3 back surgeries but still kept his active lifestyle
>he got the last one in december 2016
>i started lifting october 2016
>now im stronger than him
>he's not having any of that and joined the gym a month ago
>he's already outlifting 90% of the people in the gym but not me
>people ask him if he's a personal trainer
>we silently mock every DYEL and weak ottermode bitchboys
>the stronger people who remember him from before come to give him respect

My dad is an alpha male and literally does what he wants and i look up to him no matter how much he pisses me off sometimes and how much i hate admiting it. He accomplished so much in life.
Sadly im an introverted version of him with 0 motivation, will power and drive to do anything so i spend my days doing nothing but lifting and playing video games.