Posters you recognize on fit

That guy who uses his gym duffel bag like a purse.

Alex

why are you talking about me
you must be that guy from /aco/ who is upset at the negative stigma of /pol/ so shit talks it without ever going to the board but only browses Veeky Forums to learn how to improve is grip for self love

oh jesus, yeah I know him

>Chaosandpain
>that guy who gets really defensive and emotional when studies about frame, athleticism, differences in humans are posted
>that guy who spams the insecure minoxidil slathering youtube manbeardlet
>the face and frame crew which is different from the height posters

That fucking guy who doesn't even lift but just comes here for memes and/or fat hate threads.

>that guy who requests Veeky Forums related anime, like he would actually watch them.

..... but I'M alex.....

the guy that always posts "THIS ISN'T FIT RELATED!!!" with that mall cop image

>chaosandpain
>guy who posts water fasting threads
>guy who makes a thread about latsbrah every fucking day

>cute trap attention whore
>veganfag who thinks he's much bigger than he is

S-sorry

>that one guy who pushes SS on every newcomer

theres at least one guy who shows up in all nutrition threads, starts talking about keto, and gets super aggressive when people suggest that eating carbs isnt the end of the world

hi daddy

>The nofap, broscience guy

>that guy who OHP in the squat rack

>pretending /pol/ is defensible
Sad b8 m8

those guys that call The Press™ 'OHP'
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>that guy who repeatedly starts ">that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym" threads

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That trap that instantly fags up the thread beyond /lgbt/ standards and a billion autists eternally reeee at him. I just want a normal thread without you derailing it, ffs.

Wait what do you wear at the gym then?

The guy always referencing Cheekie when it wasnt even relevant. Not sure if Cheekie or just another orbitter

>myself

>That one guy who always posts under "anonymous"

I swear, he is in literally every thread I have seen.

Get a life, bro.

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>TFW you post go on fit so much you know this post was made by the guy who always post Mike Patton to see if anyone would post about him.

>NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>that guy who sips water in between sets

>that guy who sips sips between sips

The guy who keeps posting shirtless pictures of those usc football players (devinci twin)

>that guy that always posts "fat fucks" in /FAT/

>guy who posts water fasting threads
oh shit waddup

>ctrl-c "mir"
>0 results found

It's like you're forgetting why we lift, Veeky Forums?

>be me
>making sweet noob gains ~2 months (dbol only cycle--test is for pussies)
>visiting dad at hospital
>having lunch with dad and his friends (a couple) whom I don't know
>talking about food in general
>woman of couple: "you must know what you're talking about, look at your arms!"

>mfw

>that manlet with long hair that would brag about his physique and try to look cute in his daily CBT threads.

I'm tempted to do a water fast now, give me a quick rundown?

>that guy who will frequent FPH claiming that willpower is genetic therefore being fat is genetic
>that guy who used to post >tfw ate 8kg of peanut butter threads every fucking hour
>that guy who shills his own YouTube channel of nothing but him browsing Veeky Forums and reading threads out loud

>the fucking fucking fucking guy who always posts jordan peterson on this fucking board like god damn just because your mom doesn't wanna hear about your fucking politics doesnt mean you get to fucking post them on this gay board god fucking DAMN DUDE

>don't eat food
>drink lots of water
>longer fasts are better than short ones
>break your fast with fruit
>the first three days are the toughest

You forgot the part where you lose all your gains and become a fuckboi.

are you scared of working hard? Do you even lift? Are you fat and lazy? well then you must want to try a water fast. instead working and doing daily cardio and lifting, you can achieve what you think is a successful cut before you stop after 2 days.

once you loose all that weight, you will go right back to old habits and gain it all back. You're not changing your diet, you're just not eating. you'll want to eat shitty food 10x as much. the fatass mindset will still be there.

That guy that insists full body compounds are the only way to whatever your goal is, also thinks strength = size despite evidence showing otherwise

He'll injure himself squatting heavy one day and he'll be the old man in the gym going around saying "oh you squat 225? Yeah I used to do 315 before my injury" and no one will believe him because he looks dyel

That lanklet who makes about a thread a week about not being able to gain weight, then rejects all advice on how to gain weight.

>I smoke 50 cigarettes a day

>implying chaosandpain isn't based
Don't be such a dyel, user.

The manlet who always says he's the one who starts all the manlet threads, dunno if he's telling the truth or not desu

>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

Tf are you supposed to wear then?

>going on /pol/ after the (((international clique))) took it over

The vegan guy that hates keto with a passion.

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