*blocks your path*

"Hey Daddy, can I lick your abs?"

Keep walking, he'll just pass under me

Can I fuck your ass for $200?

Why would you ask a beta Asian? Just do it

flex a quick cep and then ask him why he has the face of a mulatto lesbian

Rice rice rice rice rice

滚一边去

Klein is the german word for small.

pull my eyes wide and say "Prease get out of way"

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