1. Pitt >5'11 >actor 2. Gandy >6'3 >model 3. Zyzz >6'2 >shitposter 4. Brady >6'4 >football 5. Humphries >6'9 (also keep in mind that him and Brady are probably the only ones who didn't e-stat heights) >basketball, Kardashians
At one point it becomes about quality, not quantity. Then its defined by status. Zyzz is out of the question then. Prob gandy or brady
Jace Parker
Gandy>Zyzz>Pitt>Brady>>>>>>>Humphries
Jaxon Cook
edit: Gandy>Zyzz>Pitt=Brady>>>>>>>>Humphries
Michael Allen
during his peak, no one probably got more girls than Pitt, he was coined the quintessential Chad of American movie actors. Zyzz doesn't belong on this list, and why is Humphries here? B/c he fucked a kardashian? He's the poor mans Blake Griffin.
Luke Ward
>People unironically putting Gandy above Pitt
Look at Gandy's profile. He has a huge beak and Pitt is literally god tier
Henry Harris
Factoring in HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME and STATUS (popularity):
Gandy>Pitt>Brady>Zyzz>Humphries
Lincoln Rivera
You're simply stupid then.
Pitt is Brad fucking Pitt. He's the guy people say "who do you think you are, Brad Pitt?"
Gandy is a nobody in comparison
Cameron Nelson
I literally had no clue who Gandy was until everyone was posting him on Veeky Forums. Just because you'd fuck him doesn't put him higher than Pitt in a realistic list.
Alexander Evans
>manlet = mogged by other guys when shit gets rough >guy that got divorce raped senpai...
Jeremiah Price
You act like any of that would stop even your own mother from spreading her legs for him kek what kind of delusional world are you in
Grayson Ortiz
I think STATUS > ALL for women I mean these 2 weirdos got mountains of poontang back in the day
Colton Baker
You spend too much time on Veeky Forums mate
Daniel Walker
>poor mans Blake Griffin
kek
Angel Richardson
Look it up, Brad Pitt was banging Tysons ex wife while she was still married to Mike fucking Tyson
He caught them in the act as well
Parker Ward
no
nah senpai, my dad would physically remove him, what kind of fantasy world do you live in lmao
James Perez
> my dad would physically remove him Your dad would sit and watch you fucking faggot
Pitt is above all of those, unironically and see
Bentley Gomez
No idea who Gandy was untill u spergs started spamming him here. Pitt takes this hands down
Jacob White
Dont project, we're not cuckold americans. It's accepted to slap your wife if she behaves.
Brandon Rogers
your dad would ask for his autograph and ask if he wanted a drink after you fag
Julian King
This
Easton Walker
Yeah, this thread should really be an eye opener to some people that they spend too much time on Veeky Forums.
>"we have to take status into account also, so... gandy>everyone including Pitt>etc."
Anthony Myers
Hell even now pitt would pull madman pussy, he's literally on the minds of like 65% American women, also you say his name anywhere and he's recognizable
Anyone who thinks it isn't Brady or Humphries is delusional. Zyzz was a complete nerd who turned into a ripped but awkward dude for a few years then died. Pitt was a theatre nerd until he made it. I have no clue about Gandy. Brady and Humphries literally fucked hundreds of cheerleaders.
Kevin Mitchell
Wrong seeThis was before he was famous. He was a nobody and still banging Tysons wife
Stop talking shit faggot
Jaxson Taylor
humphries is a fatty that got cucked by a freaking kardashian, he loses all respect and credibility. Brady was only fucked by fan dick riders.
John Bennett
wrong again friendo;) zyzz>>>>everyone else
Cooper Hughes
Having a tough time deciding, but I think it would probably be Pitt>Brady>Humphries>Gandy>Zyzz
Pitt slightly pulls ahead since he could pretty easily pull multiple a night if he wanted (money, status, body)
Brady slides comfortably into two, since he is widely acknowledged by people who have no idea what football is, has classic attractive features, and quite a hefty bank account
There's a big power gap between two and the rest here, and I would put Humphries here only because he's more recognizable and easily wealthier than Gandy, despite being far less attractive
Zyzz doesn't even register on the radar in comparison. He doesn't belong on this list
Austin Powell
as i said we dont worship celebrities, only god
Logan Flores
Brad Pitt is on a different level international fame than anyone else on this list.
I can't really speak on the sportstars - they may be very well recognised in the US.
But around the world I think Pitt is the only one who is going to be recognised by the majority of the 7 billion and change people in the world. That's pretty amazing.
He is literally one of the most well recognised people (in absolute terms) ever to have lived (as global population is so much higher than ever before).
Joseph Russell
Obviously Brad Pitt but I think it's just unfair to have him on that list
Brandon Thompson
This guy gets it, only possible change would be Pitt and Gandy