Ideals Thread

I'm not memeing edition.

pretty good, no need for the text though. every "ideals" pic i see that has text is always just redundant/common sense

although "cant cook" is different, 9/10

here's mine

shit all around

>t. someone who doesnt know how to resize pics

blow me, pal

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>those hillbilly shoes

ok cletus

I like to be comfy.

roiding/10
7/10
those mspaint skills
style could be better 6/10

no bullying edition

this is bad but i appreciate your effort. get a better, preferably irl pic of hair, and also please resize photos with a lil more care

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o/ \o high fives for being in the married club. I have some fond memories from dating but holy shit do I not envy my friends who are still trying to date.

I orefer solitude and treat my marriage more practically.. I just dont have much of an interest in women and sex in general my dude.. idk. love my wife for caring for me though. im only 23 too

>o/ \o
kys my dude

A little boring.
Good girl goals.
lol
Those clothes...?
Too bad you're taken.
Uhh
Respect.
Oh come on. Try a little harder.

>Being that nigger that judges other people's meme Veeky Forums ideal images

I've never heard of anyone complain about THAT side of these threads.

>being that mongoloid that calls someone a nigger online.

This is p old but not far off.
10/10 goal girl
Good body goals.
Great body goals.
I like your style, dude.
I feel your goal girls, user.

8/10, not a fan of the huge roided out look but everything else looks good, olivia wilde is super qt in that movie
9/10, not a huge fan of the body pick but everything else looks good and moose is goddess
4/10, maybe resize your images better
6/10, not really feeling this one, sorry user, those shoes are kinda gross
8/10, not a huge fan of curly hair but the clothes are cute and that italian polevaulter is qt as fuck
9/10, looks good to me, you could probably find a better pic of geralt though
9/10, likin it

Judge me Veeky Forums.

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That girl doesn't look legal

I don't understand why people like Anna Kendrick.

The ideal girl collages all look so different I can't tell what's your type other than not fat/not midget/white

you got issues

Rate me Veeky Forums-nuts!

6/10. A mixed bag. Good body/hair combo.
7/10. Great style and body.
5/10. Hair and clothes are interesting.
7/10. I like it. Good fighter goal bods.
8/10. Classy threads, my man.

>Rate me Veeky Forums-nuts!
>Judge me Veeky Forums.

No.

Yeah, well, you're just being, like, needlessly unkind my dude. Like, literally man.

The body and the hair is great but the rest is shit
5/10

Rate other people and they'll rate you.

Oh, darn, that does make sense! Thanks user!

Not a fan of the roid look, but I like the hair/bear combo (classic). Good casual attire, and Olivia is a qt3.14156. 6/10
Good body type, but pretty boring choices all around. 5/10
Not a fan of the roid-look, but I like the suit choices and haircut. 7/10 (though I do wonder how that dude would fit in those suits).
Eh. Good body/beard/hair choices, but the "outfit"... 5/10
In-Game model aside (couldn't you at least grab a pic from the cinematics) I like the overall style. Coudl use some work, but... 8/10
Safe, but overall good enough choices. 6.5/10
A bit meme-y (I get the irony) but I like it. 7/10
A bit too hipster-y for my tastes. 5.5/10
My man! 9/10
Nice! 7.5/10

So, done! Bring on the criticism!

i think that's the secret man.
Don't have a 'type', but a guideline

R-R-REMOV DIS

>So, done! Bring on the criticism!
No.

Oh come on, now you're just being needlessly antagonizing...

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My goal is also to fuck your wife ;^)

that's why I married her. sexy bitch she is

Well, you didn't rate mine but that's okay because I was updating it anyway.
8/10. Great clothes, nice girls. Presentation could use a bit of work and that's putting it mildly. Just create your own template if you can't cram it all in to the regular one. Personally though, I think there's something to be said for limiting your space to preserve an aesthetic rather than devolving into something scattershot.
Is my old one, obv.
Hahaha, great post! Well meme'd, my friend!
7/10. Everything's good. The hair/beard look high maintenance and will definitely age you a bit, but maybe that's what you're going for.

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Oh darn, I didn't see that one while scrolling. Alright, here goes:

Nice well-rounded bod. Great, proper haircut. Darn great choice of attire. The girls... not my style, gotta be honest. They look like Amanda Seifried & Anna-Taylor Joy crossbreeded with an ayyylmao. 7.5/10

As for the outline, yeah, I was in a bit of a hurry. I appreciate the (you)!

6/10

7/10

3/10
>those clothes
>that girl

7/10 that hair ruins everything.

8/10 just because KK.

6/10

6/10

8/10 love the hair.

8/10 all around good.

6/10 put some effort into it.

7/10 safe choices

8/10 good style and girls.

>8/10 good style and girls

they look like boyish heroine addicts

Why would ANYONE want that hair...

Meh style shit girl

Where's your template so we can see who is judging us?

Ewww

Damn, user. Top tier picks. Exactly my idelas too. Didnt need to erase the nipples though.

where can i buy boots like that on the casual outfit btw

>Didnt need to erase the nipples though.
Got a 2 day ban last time I posted the uncensored version.

8/10
B-B-BRUSSELS?
8/10
9/10, good taste you have there. Not a 10 because the style is arguable
7/10, hair is too long. You have to be a model to pull this off.
9/10 excellent taste
9/10 same
Is anyone else obsessed with doing these. I feel like it gives me a clear goal to achieve. And my autism is at it's peak when I search for the perfect pics to describe myself.

user, I have a huge comic-book collection and even I wouldn't use a manga/comic pic for anything... Add the boring choices and display and... 3/10 for effort...

Near perfect. 9/10

A bit too busy, and lots of the "same" (why use so many T&A pics?), so... 6/10 (the girl on the left with the blond hair doesn't look legal user)

But yeah, making such collages feels kinda great for me as well. Dunno why.

PS: I updated mine (formated it better, took some things out, put some descriptions).

6/10
nice ideal body
7.5/10
nice qt but i think the suits are more flash than style
6/10
everything seems cogent and at least the style is something you'll actually wear
7/10
style a touch too modest imo
goal body great though
8/10
denim assange/10
it all works and has a vibe desu
8.5/10
the girl from weird science saves it
5.5/10
9/10
liking everything but pick a type for girl goal m8
noice
9/10
girls are a bit sticc for me but it works in your case
8.5/10
noice
8.5/10
nice mate
body, hair and style all works
try and hone in on a goal girl type though
7.5/10


for me i'm early thirties and receding so some combination of buzzcut and stubble/beard is all i can pull off hair-wise

typical/fit/10

1/10 for bad formatting

Fan of curly hair, style seems all over the place

you rock climb bro? Agree tho, they have ungodly forearms

elitist/10

nice!

9/10 also yarp as in hot fuzz?

10/10

Gooby pls

Clothes and hairstyles are subject to change. Bod and girl type aren't.

That hair clashes with that style.

It turns a "rugged, doesn't look like a tryhard simplicity" look into "not even trying, just got out of bed, laziness"

Best one here. Hair and style you can actually keep a job with.

10/10

Nothing wild or unique, but respectable and well made. 9/10
Can't find any objective faults. -1 for Scarlet Johanson. 9/10
Like the old-school physiques. Too much phat ass. 9/10
7/10 -> Lacking in variety, but clean and simple.Nice fading between the boarders of different images. Not a fan of doggos, tho.
Cleanly edited. Not a fan of the girl's under-aged facial features.

Who is the porn girl please? I need to masturbate.

Impeccable pornstars taste.
Both are. Top is Kylie Quinn and bottom is Leah Gotti.

Joel Kinnaman hair looks awful there, you could have put any other picture but that one

Rate.

Yeah, I know. Really shit the bed on that one.

rate

looks like you just wanna be chris pine.

Burlington for cheap

holy fuck john ham is looking good
he is only getting better with age

7.5/10. Great girls. Everything is excellent. Well, except for the bodies. It's otter bordering on skelly mode.
8/10. I give you props for being different. Nice hair.
Pacific northwest/10.
5/10. Adequate style, great girl. Not a fan of the other two.
9/10. Best in thread. Good work. Great clothes, nice vintage bodybuilder goal body aesthetic. Good presentation too.
This is definitely an improvement. You can avoid image distortion by measuring the space you want to fill ahead of time, then resizing images to fit width before cropping for height (or vice versa). Maybe that's too much work for most people, though. I'm kinda autistic about making everything look clean.
8.5/10. Everything is very respectable. That hair requires a certain degree of handsomeness to pull off.
9/10. Close enough to perfection. I'd replace the Hercules sculpture (or is it Zeus) with something by Arno Breker if you're going for the /pol/ aesthetic.
Is me.

7.5/10 - Great body, fucking great hair choice, fashion is decen, girl is respectable. Would have a few beers with you.

6/10 - Overall pretty underwhelming. Body is decent, hair is average, style is unimpressive but I respect the desire to dress comfortable, girl is respectable. You seem like a dude who doesn't give a fuck what other people think, and I like that.

7/10 - Body is great and I hope you make it, hair is really boring, fashion is fantastic, really can't respect the girl choice.

6.5/10 - Body choice is poor, hair goals are great, your fashion hurts my soul, the girl isn't on my radar but you do you. Seems like you know what you want for sure.

6/10 - Amazing body choice, I love curly hair but hair the style here, fashion is great and I'm really digging it, use a picture of a dude who looks similar to your boyfriend for fucks sake. Seem like a cool chick though, I'd kick it with you.

8/10 - Good body if you're trying to be an athlete, can't be mad at Geralt honestly, fashion is kind of plain but it's not terrible, not my kind of asian but I respect the want for a fit qt gook. You seem like a nice guy, probably a bit boring though.

5/10 - I respect the body choice, hair is lazy, fashion is lazy, post a picture of a woman similar to your wife you lazy cuck. Would definitely hang out with you, you're probably a riot to go camping and drinking with.

8/10 - Great body goal, great hair choice, style is plain and uninspired, girl is definitely decent. I'd be down to be gym buddies, but we're probably not hanging out much outside of that.

9/10 - I hope you make it cause that's a great body goal, hair is lacking but still nice, fashion is on point, girl is 10/10.

9.5/10 - All manly as fuck. Definitely high test here, we could definitely cause some trouble together.

7.5/10 - Presentation is a mess but you have great choices here.

Continuing my ratings

7.5/10 - Body is great though a bit small, hair is garbage, style is great, girl is fine af. I'd chase girls with you.

6/10 - Body is jacked but hair, style, and girl all seem a bit meh and uninpsired.

8/10 - Body is fucking ripped, hair is alright, style is great, girl is perf. Spot me and I'll buy us a few rounds later.

5/10 - Great body for an athlete; hair, style, and girl are all really lacking.

10/10 - Show me how to do a kickflip pls

9/10 - Would pay you "protection" money for my business, but also try and fuck your grill

8/10 - Body and hair are both great, style is simple and unimpressive but still not bad, girl is decent. I'd travel with you to collect some exotic tang

8.5/10 - Body choice is godlike, hair is alright, style has no class but it's not bad, girl is godlike. We can be friends for sure.

6/10 - Body and hair both seem really lazy, but style and girl are top tier. I'd kick with you regularly, you seem like a chill ass maniac.

5/10 - Overall kind of boring, but the girl is alright. I'd go to your house to borrow some sugar or eggs.

9/10 - You're a beast, come over to my garage help me work on my classic Harley.

4/10 - I'm just getting creepy pedo/serial killer vibes from you.

7/10 - Body looks starving, hair looks lazy, style doesn't wow me but it's not bad, girl is great. I'd lift with you.

meme/10

8/10 - Body is fucking jacked bro, hair is classy, style is simple but it's really clean, girls are qts but seem boring. Seem like a dude I could chill with.

i gave up on 3d guys, realized i will never have it

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imagine being this autistic

Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

I suppose I am pretty cringey.

Don't listen to him user, it was great you took the time to rate almost everybody. Plus, I liked the little comments, they added a touch of personality. Keep up the good job Veeky Forums-nut!

t.Van Dyke & Draper guy

At least you're not a fag who doesn't rate others.

Changed mine recently. What do you guys think?

The best ones:

(10/10)
(except the girl with blue hair)

ayyy

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Unrealistic/10

Basic/10

Bikini tops that don't fit/10

Best in thread so far/10

10/10

Business/10

natty/10

sickest fade in the world

Mom girl

>tfw bald and looking at hairstyles

:(

Get a piece

thanks

>tfw fivehead and receding looking at hairstyles
buzzcut and beard is the only option senpai

first time putting one of these together. really put things into perspective for me.

I appreciate you user

this girl does porn?

i reverse searched image and nothing came up

10/10
>those girls
RELATIONSHIP GOALZ

rate me brehs, I know i'm late to this thread and it's probably dying, but here's my effort to revive it.

body, style and girl are okay, long hair is too memey. Word of advice, people hate it when you put words in the ideal girl bit, even though it makes more sense than a photo imo. 6/10

Good hair and alright girls, but the body is weird and the style is about as douchey as they come, I can tell you literally googled "hugo boss suit". 5/10

Good style, body and alright hair minus the cringey beard. Girl isn't my cup of tea but to each their own. 7/10

Great body, meme hair, double denim, okay girl. 6/10

Generic, but not bad. 6/10

The guy on the top right looks like a girl, I'd change that pic. Otherwise not bad. 6/10

awful hair

Generic but not bad, hair would be very high maintenance though. 7/10

This isn't really that bad, but for some reason I hate it, it's so generic and I feel like you've read every issue of Maxim ever released. 4/10

I like this, very tasteful, good body, good style, good girls. Would be friends with. 8/10.

Unique and I respect that, like the body and style and everything really. 8.5/10

>tfw you'll never date a girl with the bottom right's libido

soz everyone else, got bored about halfway through.