Animal goal body thread

CHAD sits in the zoo all day banging STACY and being fed STEAK while you sit outside CHASING MICE

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Remember that hair hides gains

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Tigers are fucking awesome. Imagine climbing a tree using nothing but finger strength. These guys do it, and they weight hundreds of pounds

>tigers: 9'2 675 lbs
>lion: 6'0 420lbs
How can lion bois compete?

STRIPED

>chicks don't like bearmo-

Mirin squat form brehs

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buttwink

Ranging from 400 to 550 lbs you can bet your ass they're big.

Are those delts natty?

you are in Africa hunting gazelles while MUFASA does nothing but eating steack and fucking NALA in the zoo

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Those fucking delts and triceps. How much do you think a tiger can bench press?

Reminder that a 165 pound chimpanzee is capable of rowing 850 pounds with one arm

that fucking grip

One day

If humans weren't around large cats would be the apex predator on earth

Those breasts are perfection

Strongly disagree

10/10

>was a tigerfag few yrs ago
>now i'm a wolffag

What would be then? I'm curious to know what you think

Who wins?

Not but i'd say in no particular order
rat, insects, arachnoid

Bears, I'd imagine. Bears are the Earth's mightiest creatures bar the killer whales that rule the sea.

Also, nobody fucks with elephants, rhinos, or hippos, but they're not predators so I guess they just do their own shit

coyotes depending on ecosystem. scarce enough resources, they win. Plentiful prey, they overlap territory eventually and outsmart the big cats. And fuck They're smart. Trapping, Trojan Horsing, so much else. They're adaptable,most importantly. On along enough timeline the most adaptable is the apex predator.

Not mirin at all

Emu

Faster and more powerful claws

Might doesn't matter. Coyote can take down any of those if required

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Rats are a fair answer,however,you'll notice coyotes decimate their populations to near mutual exclusivity

Yes

But those fuckers are everywhere, resistant as fuck and hard to kill

That Adonis flap

You guys should be happy polar bears don't leave cold areas, otherwise the'd slap everyone's shit.

outta my way little shits

True, to humans.
But the chances of a rat population taking dominance over the population of coyotes is unrealistic at best.

Remember how rats killed half of the Europe?

>skipping leg day

Ney

Might be a good idea for humans to use coyotes to get rid of rats but they'd outnumbered badly

Remember how they didn't succeed and how humans are still a thing

Remember how it wasn't rats but fleas carrying the bubonic plague?
Kys

Are you nigga serious

>those triceps

I bet he could bench a million

How many unarmed Brock Lesnars would it take to kill an Alpha tiger like that?
I'm thinking three would be enough (two to grab his front paws, one to deliver the kill).

kek

Bring 5 or 6 brocks if you want, tiger can't be stopped.

Get swole

those forearms

>bodyweight exercises aren't enough bro, you need progressive overload

I'm nigerious cunt

Notice how they are no reptiles in this thread. These fossils need to go instinct

I mean gorillas are in perma-steroid mode so them just walking could jack them up immensely probably

>bulking all your life
>not progressive overload.
If you want to do bodyweight shit, be prepared to pass 300lbs.

Yea they don't like you either faggotron

> 1024+512+256+128+64+32+1
>Not wanting the core strength to literally sqeeze deer, cows and GOATs to death

Never gonna make it

How much can big cats deadlift?

Their glutes and quads are underwhelming so not that much. Maybe 900lbs (keep in mind a tiger weighs 600). Their bench and OHP is fucking sick though.

Insane triceps.

SS+GOMAD

>Probably claims natty
>Fucking no shirt try hard

Fucking catlets, when will they learn?

>Faggy haircut
>Bulked to over compensate
>under 9 foot 2

Why even live?

How are they so explosive and fast then? Don't forget they also BTFO boxjumping faggots by literally jumping up trees. I agree their lower body isn't as aesthetic as their upper body but they are no doubt stronk.

Liger masterace reporting in
Lazy
Fat
Worst of both worlds
Still manage to pull pussy from different species
come at me felines

>dyels

>all these people drooling over these animals that don't even have to workout to look like that
>all still against Eugeniccs

When will Veeky Forums take this redpill?

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>vegan
enjoy your vitamin B deficiency
ubermensch reporting in

imgur.com/gallery/E8gfNu0

Alpha. As. Fuck.

lynx is the best cat
just fucking look at it

>muh relative strength

when will they learn

I can lift more than 500mg

Why would you post a still, then link to the fucking .gif on imgur?

>b-but humans aren't subject to laws of nature except when it fits my agenda

Jesus Christ, my ...awesome stroke, fuck, I'll never laugh again, I burst my laughing machine.

This raccoon should be the president, I would literally follow him through the gates of hell, as long as he rolls.

Every meeting of world leaders, you just let this raccoon roll and every delegate of any country can come to just one conclusion: This raccoon knows what's he doing, we need to follow.

Fuck, I'm happy now.

taht antelope looks seriously ill. I wouldn't eat that shit.

>linking an imgur gif

is this your first day here?

I can't save .gifs on my iPhone.

I wanna be like yoooooouuuuuuu

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Fuck off, phoneposting scum.

>those erectors
why are his erectors right above his asshole

I'm disappointed in you all. Dicks out for Harambe!

>when he can't afford an iPhone

jamie can you pull that up?

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>194x259
Master fucking race

They are, but explosivity is not the same as strength. I doubt Ursain Bolt can deadlift very heavy for example.