You are so big yet it's that small?

> You are so big yet it's that small?

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I don't need a bigger snowboard.

It never snows in Florida

yeah, I know I have to train my calves more

user.. you always skip leg day , don't lie to us

>*peels off the small penis mask from my actual 17cm penis*
>"woah...well, that wasn't fun...I got scared for a bit...now let's get...tehehe...real...* slowly starts sucking on my dang*"

Ha, I have an 8 inch penis. Btw does Veeky Forums have tips for shaving pubes that grow up the base of your dick? They mess with the visible size and I don't want to shave anything else because I'm straight.

> S E V E N T E E N

just shafe the shaft then, whats so difficult about it?

ffs just groom yourself

skinny girls love it, only fat asses don't like regular penises, I don't like fat asses anyway

It looks odd, should I like taper it or something? Also it's hard to tell when to stop.

it would be bigger if I didn't have to see your annoying face

shave the shaft and balls, trim the rest. trimming is really not much work and it makes your privates look way better.

>regular
That's like lower 30%

Can you pls not?

It depends on the country
I'm 6.2 so I don't really care ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

these are flawed numbers because they're self reported. Apparently nearly half of the subjects measured when flaccid. You can't expect all people to be intelligent enough to measure erect.
Your puny 17cm look like a earthworm on your frame

>6'3
>buff
>gigantic palms
>6"x5.5" dick

It looks fucking ridiculous on me. Like someone glued a childs dick on a grown mans body. To make things worse porn brainwashed me. On top of -"" that when i grab my dick with my gorilla sized hands it looks EVEN smaller. No wonder im an insecure 21 yearold virgin.

you should watch more porn as I fuck real girls, and remember those porn videos where he has an average penis and she sucks on it hard, that's what real life looks like, if they want you, they want your dick, not the dick itself, fucking virgins I swear

Do you all press the ruler right in to your pubic bone when measuring your dick?

I gain like 0.5-1 inch from doing it.

Yeah, thats why most stores only sell condoms for 5 inch dicks and the only way to get XXL condoms it's buying them online.

I don't watch porn anymore. And when I did there were no dicks in it.
That's conspiracy to make the small dicked people extinct.

Nuh uh, your penis stinked.

f for you...

wat?

>it's another e-statting thread

>Norks have the tiniest dicks in the world

It all makes sense now

you said my penis is stinked but nuh uh about that and it was you in fact

that's what it'd be if you lost your pubic fat or if you're balls deep

that chart is self-reported and thus unreliable btw, actual medical studies disprove it pretty quickly

I'm the same stats as you bro. Just remember it looks that way to you but when a grill gets up to it, it's compared to them, then it looks fine.

I said nothing like that. How do you know how my penis smelled? Since you used the past tense - did it stop smelling?

I DONNO it was you that said it stinked! i'm just saying nuh uh about that and saying it was u just to be mean bakuz u were mean first and u gotta be tuff in this world you just gotta

If you want to compare
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>flipboi in flipland
>6" dicc
>5'8
Feel like a god here, but I'm about to be dropped off to amerilard, hope mediocrity won't make me want to kill myself.

t. Mako Mankanshoku

Haha, wow awesome I had no idea, no wonder all your moms think I'm huge :)

>that chart is self-reported
The chart included itself in the data? How big is its country's penis?

You have inches on, retard

My dick is about 8x6 is it good size? Ive been with a few girls but they were like "meh".

Yeah I do. Got about 4 inches draped on your wife's face.

im packing a 9 incher but it still feels so small...fml

guys my gf said im too small for her at 7.5x5.3 wtf can i do to make it bigger??

Why would you make your girlfriend bigger

>only 15cm
>crooked as fuck (to the right)
I'm afraid to lose my viginity because my dick might feel weird in a vagina. Where can I find a girl with a crooked vagina?

>9.3"
>small
Okayyy slut now suck it

tell her that her vagina is to big ans she should make it smaller.

(actually possible though with kegel exercises.)

...

>15cm
Holy fuck is it even possible to be that small? Fuckin hell...in my group of friends im the smallest with a 21cm kek. And i thought i had it bad

>Measuring dick length using the metric system

Are you some kind of fucking animal?

Yes it does snow sometimes in Florida

Iktf. Gf left me for a guy with a bigger dick. You need to have a 9x6 in 2017 MINIMUM to keep a gf.

I have 9x6 and literally every other guy at my gym is at least twice that. cm btw

Is 8 inches too short? Girls dont really react to it when i put it in, let alone moan during the act.

>15cm
dont worry she will not feel it at all lmfao

Has anyone tried PE exercises? please work.. please work.. please workk

10 inches is about perfect size, not too big, not too small either. girth cannot be big enough. gotta stretch that pussy.

if you don't have atleast 7inch girth you are pathetic. girls don't like pencil dicks.

It gets bigger when I pull on it.

...

STOP BULLYING ME

IM ONLY 6 FEET OKAY SHORT GUYS HAVE SMALLER DICKS ITS NORMAL

Yeah. Used pump my dick like a madman. Hardcore. Got up to 11x7 from 8x6. Then my dick broke down. Cant get it up anymore even if you point a gun at me. Lmao. At least i tried i guess.

>14cm
at l-least I can over 2pl8 bench right guys heh

>manlet AND a dicklet
Its over for you bro. You need to be 6'7 with a 9" cock MINIMUM now if you want to have any chance.

lmao coping this hard.

just face it; if you would ever have sex girl will simply laugh at your tiny penis, and spread the rumour around. everyone will know you are a dicklet.

might as well kys bro

Lol if any girl made fun of my penis, I'd btfo. Girls are way more insecure about their bodies especially the pretty ones. I'll have a bitch in therapy for the next 20 years fucking with me

>Girls dont really react to it when i put it in, let alone moan during the act.
Cuz you failing at turning them on bro. Get your foreplay game together and learn to build sexual tension

6'? Damn I was that height in 3rd grade. Do you get paid because of your disability?

This is why I date masculine men.
No homo.

>someone talking sense
>in this thread

Please leave, we're trying to scare other anons into deeper depression.

They are really into it, literally begging me to fuck them, up until they get to see my dick.

my friend is an 8 incher and her gf convinced him women need at least a 9 incher, she literally controls him like that, he now thinks he's lucky to have someone which settles down for something "small"

this

pic related is what you need to get a gf. It's in inches(!) btw

Hah!

My Masamune blade is 13" long but it's proportional to my size since I am 7'4".

Most girls love it and crave my blade.
And as for my 4'4" legal loli girlfriend, it's longer than her calves and boy does she love it!

How tall are you now? You probably grew into a literal giant if you were that tall at that age.
Trust me, I was also that tall when I was aged 9.
Puberty kicked in for me at age 10 (which is early for girls, let alone guys), my height at that age was 6'2".

I'm not sure when I stopped growing but I thought I was 6'8" for the longest time until I measured myself recently and found out that I was actually 7'4".

And yeah, it feels good being a giant, it may have some disadvantages but I would rather be this tall rather than become a manlet.

Yes, keep telling me how small my penis is, rub your vibrator on it and tell how pathetic it is and how I have to cum like a girl.

I got pissed off when I read this. She's probably some mediocre-in-every-way female with a busted looking pussy and she has the gall to manipulate this many with insecurity. This is why people hate betas. If he picked up his balls, he could walk away from her at any moment and she'd be blowing up his phone begging for the dick. You know how many women would be DTF at just the sight of 8 inchers. He could walk around with a hardon and reel bitches in like fish in some places. But at the end of the day a woman will only do what you let her, so the ultimate blame lies on him.

nah you need at least 10 inch. 8 inch is average.

maybe in america, here in australia it's 9" easily. I'm 10" flaccid and when i compare weenies in the showers with the lads I am only slightly above average. Good thing I'm a grower though, when we get erect I'm the biggest at 15"

must be those abo genetics down under

>length, cm

6'5 height

7.5/ '5 dick

It looks a bit small on my body, hopefully jelqing helps.

I was in on the meme until this post, no one should let fucking roasties make them feel small or make you feel like shit for things you cant control. Fuck that shit, dont sit there and be a fuckin sadcunt about your dick

she's a 5 feet tall(stretching it) daddy issued girl, 27 years old, very mediocre in every way in fact, but this friend of mine is totally retarded when it comes to talk to girls, it takes days for him to get aquainted with one, he literally has zero chances of finding another one, he's also 170cm tall.
And I know what you mean with the phone thing, I'm 6 feet tall, muscley and with a 6 incher, they literally begged me to get those 6 inches back to their mouths and pussy, experience taught me a lot, so many times.
You cannot control women pushing on insecurities(unless they're fat or plain retarded), but you can control them with confidence, until you're confident they will not go anywhere, and if they do, they will come back begging for your confidence very fucking hard, because that guy she had a one night stand with was confident only with drugs and alcohol in his body.

that's a lie dicklets want you to believe, it's inches

>Tfw pencil dick

No reason to live I should kms

>5'9 manlet
>6'7 dick
Feels good

>chink
>5.5x4.5

Should I just end it?

>be irish
>Irish people have a supposed average length of 5.0"
>Everyone knows I'm Irish in my social circle
>I have a length of 7"
Man I just hope no one around me looks up the average and immediately assumes my dick size

I was a fat nerd with a small dick and I felt I could change at least one of those things.

im irish too and have 7 inches but girth is only 4.1

It's Veeky Forums so yeah

>US of A

>phlip hapa/white

>6.5" dick if i can ruffle the fat fupa off

>probably going to be bigger thanks to better blood flow after cut

Now if i could talk to girls life will be EZ PZ Japanesey

>6'3
>6x6 dick

AS THE ANCIENT HAWAIIAN USED TO SAY

ITS TIME FOR A DICKING