Tfw mom compliments my gains

>been working out a couple of months
>visit family
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

>mfw

s-shut up...

just let it happen, especially if shes a MILF

kek

t. james

> tfw male heterosexual friend compliments my gains

>mom asks me if I've lost weight
>say nope
>asks if I'm sure
>say yep
just kidding I actually have lost weight but fuck her pretending like she cares about me

5"5 irate manlet here

>anyone compliments my gains
>immediately angry, they must be making fun of me for trying to be stronger but being a pipsqueak

she just wants to talk to you user :(

Male heterosexual(?) friend groped my ass.
He was drunk though. Not sure if gay.

>tfw father inappropriately squeezes my muscles and offers to rub me down after every workout
>asks me to pose in the mirror for him
>look in the mirror, it's just me alone
>flexing for no one
>i look at my reflection and it's all alone
>i'm all alone
>life is futile
>where are you father? why did you have to die?
>tfw have a scoop of peanut butter in cuppa soup with a spoon of garlic powder and it all goes away

she saw me naked coming out of the bathroom after a shower (before I quickly covered myself) and she started getting more touchy afterward

>younger sister compliments your ass in public

>"You're a handsome young man user."
>"Why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>"Those girls don't know who they're missing out on."

delete this post

nice gains, queer

>Male heterosexual(?)
>(?)
In Vino Veritas. He'll say no homo when he's sober

>tfw dad tells me I'm getting too big
I could beat him in a fight so his opinions invalid

>tfw mom sometimes grabs or spanks my butt while im cooking in the kitchen
i never thought about it much, but now its kinda weird to think about

that's pretty hot user

i...is your mom reagan foxx?

you think like that because it never happened to you. In reality it's rather akward, I mean, it's your mom, youre not going to fuck her.

Fuck her user

Why the hell not?

My mom does that too.

This hurts.

stop this

>flex arm "you tell me"
turning point

this is the last time you post on fit

Ouch!

>there once was a man called james
>who was bullied and often called names
>he lifts and he fails
>goes to Veeky Forums, wails
>and pretends that he gets called "gains"

>family reunion
>lots of drinking and time shirtless
>become spectacle of drunk grandmas and aunts

that's pretty hot user

Deltele diss

Formal request to delet this

Lel

Post pic of her tits

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>tfw my mom always tells me I'm attractive
>always telling me I'll find the right girl
>tells me how broad my chest looks even though I'm still skelly DYEL

>see grandma after long time, getting buff and new haircut
>fixes her glasses
>oh, wow it really is you user, didn't regocnise you at first

T-thanks grandma

lmao

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>with girl
>haven't even started lifintg
>6'0 160
>Girl literally starts feeling my ribs and then tells me how strong my abs are
Girls don't know shit about muscles bros.

DELETE

Not this meme again

Fuck fit, what does it all mean?

Mom and I have been very close, have a very open relationship and she often makes incredibly sexual jokes. I'm unphased by it but my friends have let me know when they're around us that they could never have a relationship with their mother like me and my mother. I'm 19 and we still kiss on the lips, just little loving pecks. She often asks for back massages and too scratch her back. I have done this for her since a young age, has never been weird for me to slip a hand under her shirt so its bare hands on her back. When passing by her at home I pat her ass, I'm not sure if its something I witnessed my father do and I just picked it up but I've been doing it for as long as I can remember. She often tells me how handsome I am and hunts girls that check me out in public and alerts me of it.

And the kicker, it's early in the morning and I initiate a morning fap. Just after I bust and I go to clean up the mess I left on my stomach and chest my mother slowly opens the door to my room. I can't really remember too much what happened but I had convinced her that I had just woken up and the the mess on my chest was just drool (I have a history of drooling all over my pillows). She then begins to rub the drool (cum) all over my chest. I'm having a hard time believing that she couldn't detect the different consistency of spit and cum as she fucking rubbed it all over my chest considering she's had four children. Not to mention it was a decent amount of cum and how preposterous my story was. Also she eventually just up and left and nothing was said about it afterwards.

Thoughts?

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This is nothing you wanna hear some cringe?

>Be me 18 years old, one year of lifting
>Mum is impressed and constantly praising
>One day 3 of her friends are at our house
>Mum: "user has been working out look at him"
>They say great
>Mum: "Come on user take your shirt off"
>N-no mum
>"Come on do it"
>I take my shirt off
>Mum: "Look at his tits"
>Awkward situation all of here friends are visibly upset
>At that point i take the shirt cover my pecs are just leave the room fast.

What the fuck mum?

I think you should spend less time reading [M/S] incest stories online

lmao

holy fugg
...moar?

first of
what the fuck kind of relationship is that
Secondly
i assume your mom doesn't live with your father anymore so she's proly horny all the time and i doubt she couldn't tell the difference between cum and drool.
I think she wants the D but i personally wouldn't do anything cus i'm not a degenerate.

>Mom says I look good
>tell her my legs are too small, have gyno, can still see ribs.
Mfw actual chicken legs, have no access to squat rack. Next paycheck I'm buying one.

If this is even remotelly true then...

It means you are being sexually abused by your own mother.

Also your father is probably very beta, and you are most likely not his biological son. So basically your mum sees the guy who pumped her up (your real dad) in you. And since she still and always has longed for him, she sucks your dick.

THIS IS COPYPASTA

Yeah, i missed the part where she told them look at his biceps while pointing at my abs while i was shirtless.

Mummy was retarded

Nope still live as a whole family, spitting image of my dad so non-biological son angle is a miss. However I might remind her of my father in his prime or something like that.

Also I'm not implying I want to fuck my mother I'm not deranged.

>be in vocational program
>the lady helper bites her finger nail when talking to me,crosses her legs,and laughs at my stupid jokes
>she grabbed my arm

>male friend who I have suspected is gay for a while compliments me

I dont know how to feel about this

>be gay
>female friend compliments me

omg what do i do if she secretly want to have sex with me
looks like we can no longer be friends :(

you know what to do

you'll never make it with that attitude

This is the best Veeky Forums pasta

>male coworker who I know is gay for a while compliments me

I know how to feel about this

DELET

shes hot too like 5'9" and blonde

>my god you're so skinny user! Eat something! Are you eating!? Oh my god I can see your abs!

Shut up mum you mortal cunt

lmao dude, got him

>tfw mom wants me to fail more than anyone but hides it behind false support
>she thinks I don't understand her undercutting comments
>but I fully understand

It's been a long time since I last read that pasta.

what is wrong with this? it's something good
>"Those girls don't know who they're missing out on."
fuck

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I have seen this story before

>a drunken nigger buys a broken lawnmower from you and rambles gibberish that you can barely make out to be mires

>not a degenerate
>doesn't love his momma enough to fulfill her wish
Pick fucking one you inconsiderate prick

that's amazing
reminds me of the user who got naked when waiting for his drunk mom to come play cards with him, and then had his dad laugh at him for it

boy is your love life going to be some kind of fucked up. youre already posting incest slash on Veeky Forums on a weekend, you are fully down the psycho spree killer/MtF transexual rabbit hole

See you on the news with a seacan full of dead children in a decade user

is she hot?

also, stats?

At least someone noticed.

Maybe you'll get extra tendies tonight.

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delete this post

Oh shit, I remember this vaguely. Please tell me you have the screencap

>few years ago
>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a christmas gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Up In The Air
>i agree thinking that it was the pixar movie Up i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some boring george clooney movie about planes
>Up isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>the theater is full of old people
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>notice avatar is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see avatar along with the avatar combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into Avatar before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Up In The Air and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me

I felt kinda bad for her

stale pasta is stale
stop posting it

larry david: the thread

only anons can turn mostly innocent circumstances into incest fanfiction

>5'9", 135lb DYEL mode
>mom tells you you're big enough

Example?

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>6'0'', 229lb builtfat mode
>grandma tells you you're lean enough, wants you to promise that you won't lose any more weight and tries to make you fatter by stuffing your mouth with unhealthy food

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Thanks. Makes me nostalgic

no problemo my dude