Decide to go out for change

>decide to go out for change
>went for metal festival in belgium
>fuckton of people
>some girl is walking around shirtless and no bra, revealing her massive gyno
>get somewhat disgusted

so this was first time i saw tits irl in my 25 year long life and memes were right, lifting for girls is NOT worth it.

Asses, maybe but definetly not tits

Maybe.. just maybe.. she had gross tits?

Fag boi

Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

usually women who shamelessly display their milkers in public have disguisting tits

just nothing special, saggy bags of sands
interesting

Tits always look better in clothes.

That's because she was a post-modernist feminist who thinks that showing your tits is making a statement

Of course, anyone who was born with a dingeling knows that's not true

>unironically paying to go to a festival and get mogged by chads all day while not getting laid
what is wrong with you

>metal festival
>chads

heh

Hey Grasspop bro, I saw the same girls, her tits werent all that bad desu, you just have retarded standards due to porn.

>chads
lol no

chads are outnumbered 10:1 on metal festivals


i even got approached by one girl at metal concert, we talked a bit and shit but she mentioned "her boyfriend teeheee, dont hit on me silly boi"
So we added eachother on fb and i saw her today again

she was pressing tits against my back while i was going apeshit in front

i will literally never get laid and i dont really care about casual sex
it was just one girl desu, long dark hair, chubby she had some sort of denim vest but wide open

also yeah you might be right

Yeah I was meant to say girl not girls. Tommorow will be even hotter outside you can bet your ass you will see more tits

i dont go tomorrow i only cared about Gojira.
Rest is meh

those beer cams were pretty bants at times


Yeah much better weather than last year where mud was literally everywhere

also

>chick asks me if my neck is okay after seeing me headbang

bitch i didnt come here to listen to music im training my neck

>training my neck.
This user knows what's up. Neck training is legit. I gained 0.5" in just two weeks. I started doing bodyweight curls and extensions and now I'm at 10 lbs.

True this

reps, sets, etc?

>neck curls 3x100
>neck extensions 3x100
>occasionally lateral neck curls 3x100
>3-4x a week
>add 2.5 lbs once you can do 3x100 (you can do 3x50 initially and go up from there)

Start with just your bodyweight. You can do it on the edge of your bed like I do. Doing it in the gym is an option but it just looks too weird. The reason for so many reps is so that you don't visit snap city. Also, search AlphaDestiny on jewtoob.

I forgot to add that you should do the reps as fast as you can, so long as you are still controlling the weight. Don't do slow methodical reps. Remember to breathe.

ty

>Also, search AlphaDestiny on jewtoob.

Remember to warm up first

>not just going apeshit on concert instead
as im typing this im struggling to hold weigbht of my head like a newborn baby

>

>25 years old
>first time seeing a topless woman

You got to realize that tits are affected by the randomness of genetics. Just like dick size too. Ass is superior and nearly anyone can have a nice one if they work it out.

It took you 25 years to see a pair of tits?

And yeah, tits irl aren't typically anything special.

The ass is where its at.

I'm 26 and I've never seen tits, ass, or vagoona. I've never held hands with a girl, hugged a girl, or kissed a girl.

What type of wizard do you plan to be? pls respond

Im 24, im not virgin and is because my dad paid me a hooker when i was 17, i
If it wasnt for my dad, i would have been a virgin today

Its pretty sad, i only need 4000 to better my life

Fuck this earth

Why?

Girls are nice- get a skinny one with a fat ass. They're like squishy little balls of sunshine and cuteness.

get a prostitute and be done with that shit, m8

Gas wizard.
My parents are deaaaaaaad, and my dad never gave a shit anyway.
I'm mentally ill. I get legit psychotic being around the same person/people for too long and start to hate everything about them. Start fist fights for no reason, blow up over the stupidest shit, etc.. She'd need a fuckload of patience to put up with me.

>implying I actually read the post
I just scanned the text and saw "festival" and thought about that kind of shit that rich WASP chads in USA go to so they can mog framecel deathniks all day

Because having to pay someone to fuck you is the same as convincing a girl you have value as a human being worthy of intimacy.

This is the most tryhard meme fit ever made.

this, escortceling is the majorest fucking cope of all

Girls are dumb af

I've fucked 10 of them, most after having known them for 1-2 hours at most. None were prostitutes.

Don't worry about female approval. There is no mystical female mind that will grant you magical vagina access after achieving a certain level of personal success.

Just fuck what you can man. Its like pull-ups. If you can't do one to begin with, do negatives.

If you can't fuck a normal girl, fuck a prostitute.

what the fuck is this picture

low IQ post

Dude, you've fucked zero girls.

I'm getting into the double digits and I'm years younger than you.

Don't be a dumb-ass.

This whole "I have to achieve some vaguely thought out level of personal success before I can touch m'lady's vagina" is going to ruin you.

You'll realize too late that there's nothing special about sex and you'll be that bitter 30 year old posting about their 5/10 flabby divorced "conquests" on PUA forums.

Just go for it you low IQ nigger.

>
>I'm 26 and I've never seen tits, ass, or vagoona. I've never held hands with a girl, hugged a girl, or kissed a girl.


The only tits ive ever touched were at a mental hospital. They were soft.

saw this porn on pirated dvd when i was stationed in iraq circa 2003. shit was awkward as fuck

dare, NAY, I MUST ask for a green text!!

Greentext?

metal girls are pretty gross. the rare ones that are hot are mentally deranged or already married to someone in a well known band.
>t. actual metal head

Again, extremely low IQ, you don't understand what is talking about at all. It's not just a simple mechanical act, it's about validation, and that requires genetically determined HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME, which is why it's so depressing not to receive it, it just confirms that you are subhuman genetic trash.

God, you're a stupid motherfucker.

Read the graph.

Read your post.

Read my post.

Read the graph.

You stupid cocksucking piece of shit.

Yeah one set of tits is representative of all tits. Good call bro.

I mean... you're not wrong.
Who cares what women think of you? The only opinion that matters is your own, and waiting until you reach some arbitrary level of Veeky Forumsness before you can try to talk to women is moronic.

I've fucked escorts, and I've fucked women for free. Both times they were getting something out of the equation that wasn't "how attractive I am". Everybody pays for sex in one way or another.

Sex is sex. If someone won't sleep with you because you're too chunky around the midsection, or you're too socially awkward, there's someone out there (who you'll also be attracted to) who gives no shits what you look like, as long as you treat her well.

You've never had sex
low IQ bluepilled redditor

The only person itt who is still a virgin is you.

...

>You've never had sex
My bad, I thought this thread could do with a little positivity.

What I meant to say was,
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

[spoiler]Or maybe women just aren't as a big deal as you think they are?[/spoiler]

I'm not saying women themselves matter, validation, i.e. the manifestation of your worth as an object in existence does however.
low IQ and also projecting.

GOD YES THIS
anything higher than a 5 is fucking mental (in the metal scene)

source: dated one that knew what was happening with every other girl - they all crazy

>before working out
>didn't mind DYEL girls
>started working out
>actively disgusted by how fat and disgusting so many woman are

This meme has to end Veeky Forums. Everywhere with girls, I see flabby asses, saggy tits, bulging guts, cellulite, droopy shoulders and noodle arms. We need more women to lift.

I went to a strip club last night and I couldn't enjoy any of the dancers since they all looked so fat and disgusting.

Because so many males are satisfied with average

Average is getting fatter and more disgusting

here. Don't project your autism on me.

Is this a meme now? He sounded dumber than the bitch who said protein shakes give you fake muscles.

At the start of time; many centuries ago
Came the spawning of Chad and the AntiChad
And darkness fell upon our people
And the children, they were born faceless
Without eyes they could not see
Born unto themselves; they lived and they died
In the Millennium of the Blind

...which way is a curl and which way is an extension?

wow, there's an argument in this thread about IQ. Both of you are stupid to be arguing about a fundamentally flawed system.

What you two are doing are like a christian thiest and athiest arguing about 6k years to create the world, where nowhere in the bible does it state that the earth is 6k years old.

goddamn I love this new meme

Woah qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

>curl = chin towards chest (look down)
>extension = chin away from chest (look up)

and me, op

>what are these animals?

crabbos skipping leg and right pincher day

That's a dog you retarded nigger

this nigger read starting strength and he knows what are moment arms

hes perfectly safe

Coconut crabs. They are called so because they, generally speaking, live where you find naturally occurring coconut palms. Weigh up to 4 kilos, and up to one metre from leg to leg. Like other crabs, they eat everything, but these ones are actually land animals in the sense that they'll drown if they stay in the water for too long.

i feel you bro! the degeneracy is off the scale and grills passed their prime are terrible

tfw 26 and i'm in the same boat as you! Fuck this gay earth! hope the asteroid strikes

And a new maymay was born.

Eric's neck doesn't even look impressive desu, I mean it looks big but look at Pete Rubish even pre roids, that's a massive neck
Eric's looks just proportional

I can relate to this on every level.
I am literally getting more attracted to chubby girls because at least they are bound to put some effort into actually eating the food.
What normies consider hot girls is just a girl being blessed with big tits, the rest of her body is still a fucking sloppy mess.
When I see noodle arms on a woman I am starting to feel disgusted, I only see pancakes asses held up poorly by the little fabric these bitches are wearing.
The worst part is that I don't like gym girls either since there is obviously something wrong with a girl actively pursuing strength, let alone the cardio bunny attention whoring cunts.

>tfw standing in front row and chick behind u is bouncing her tits against ur back
>tfw she instinctively tries to hide next to you when crowdsurfer is coming

Moms don't count