Who /virgin/ here

23yo virgin reporting in.
I'm close to just making a tinder and trying to score in my car.
Any Bay Area losers here with success?
I really don't care much for the thirsty latinas and filipinos.

22 virgin here. Just went out to a club for the first time yesterday. I was having fun but the people I was with were kinda a bunmer. They didn't approach anyone if they weren't in their vicinity. I did crash and burn on a convo with this one chick. I introduced my self and I didn't know what to say

"want to dance?"

I was pretty drunk and I wanted to but I didn't want to embarrass my friends. But in retro spect I should just let loose

Ok

Fuck these car captchas

dont do this.
on an unrelated not from some guy thats totally not me
> ask girl to dance
> she's clearly drunk but stumbles to the dance floor with you
> Few songs in and she's laughing and smiling
> Suddenly someone grabs your waste and kisses your neck
> your swing your head around and hit something
> theres a girl now on the ground with a busted nose bleeding profusely while freaking out about it
> the girl you were dancing with rushes to her aid
> it was her friend
> "She just wanted to dance with us, what the hell?"
> PANIC
>You take a knee in front of the girl whose nose you just busted while you try to calm her down but shes too drunk for that and wont stop talking shit about you
> they have to clear the floor after she walks off to clean up the blood
> decide to bail
> walk by what I can only assume is a bunch of cops at some sorta cop convention or something
> why are there so many cops?!
> know your still buzzed
> spend the night in your car with the seat reclined
> the only thing you got wet that night was your shirt from wiping away all your bitch tears

tl:dr , dont ask girls to dance

if she wont dance with you on the floor she wont dance with you in bed

her stupid friend ruined everything !

Just find a bitch at one of those gay ass milk tea places.

ayyy

Assert if you're drunk. Smile and say "Dance with me".

If she says yes take her hand and lead her onto the dance floor

Sheit there's tons of those where I live, I have no excuse.
You think Sunday would be a good day for that?

and if she says no then a simple reply of ' Fine then, fuck you too bitch." will suffice

roll

There's that fucking homeless dude in NYC that fucked girls and stayed at their houses till they got sick of him

Wasn't even particularly good looking, obviously took care of himself though he didn't dress or look like a total bum

Well that guy obviously had skills before he was homeless, but quite the feat nonetheless.
Fuck it, I'm making a tinder.
I have nothing to lose, besides my v-card.

haha virgins are gay cuz they dont like pussy haha gayfers lmaefo

Or just laugh it off because you don't give a shit and don't give her the satisfaction of winning one over you.

Godzilla Get

roll

fake and gay buzzfeed bait

holy shit dude

25 year old bay area virgin here

Roll

Khajiit do nothing wrong!

What's up my man?
Tons of grills here but none really suit me.
I feel I should apply to West Valley just for the sole purpose of finding a gf there.

fag

what is west valley

What doesn't suit you about them?

Answer is probably go to Texas or NYC depending on your answer

A community college near south San Jose that has a reputation for having hot girls enroll there.
If the right connections are made, you'll be invited to a lot of parties too.
Too brown, I suppose.
I have Memphis in my sights, my brother spent some time there and said there are lots of pretty white girls there.