What does the virgin lift looks like?

>No screen has ever been within 20km of his eyes

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Starting Strength.

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nice job user

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Anyone got the Ultra Chad glide?

virgins don't life

I mean lift

Goodbye.

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>Back is perfectly straight and parallel with the table at all times
what

Does chad shoot people

and chad joins navy seals, kill whole towns full of terrorists abroad and is welcomed home as a here?

*national hero

the chad gym goer

looks past through everyone and maintains eye contact but obnoxiously disregards and ignores female gym goers.

never listens to anything, is always pumped up.

crispy, new tank top that fails to conceal the majority of his upper body with freshly bedazzled design, usually of anything but a video game.

has never fiddled in his life. thoroughly enjoys his 15-minute rest period between sets.

has never worn a glove in his life despite lifting heavy enough to induce blisters, but does not. his hands feel like a child's.

his physique is not able to be generalized. cannot be qualified by an inferior human-based language. aristotle's 'arete' is the closest human word to his physique.

has never heard of whey. prefers to drink the fresh lactation of the hordes of milfs that follow him around the gym.

wears unathletic socks, usually, black business socks.

beautifully subdued brown oxfords handmade by an unknown italian vampire that has been making shoes for 800 years as penance for his curse.

other: infrequent feeling that the whole gym is possibly uninterested, when it is the quiet the opposite.
aggresively allows other gym goers to lay atop him so they can exercise together.

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of course

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too bad tillman got whacked by friendly fire and his colonel tried to cover it up until after the fact.

>killing millions

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Just look in the gym mirror

>how do virgins work out
Masturbation

>driving speed and direction is entirely random

>does it on Saturday

Now that's some comedy a normalfag can enjoy.

>You get ventilated in Kandahar by some lanky sandperson
>Chad can only be killed by friendly fire

pls never try to be funny again

>Arms constantly flailing in confident unpredictable ways

This is a good thread.

>vibrates constantly to annoy people

aye suck my dick faggot

>Has never heard a song in his entire life
Had a hearty laugh.

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oh my kek

>has narcolepsy
I fucking died

>professional athlete with a promising career
>quits to go kill brown people

Definition of a chad

wat?