That guy thread

>that guy that goes "TSHH" after every rep

>that guy that throws the pussy pad to the floor

I call that guy the "broken respirator"

>that guy with a warcry between every rep

ITT: WEAK DYELS WHO DON'T BOTHER CHALLENGING THEMSELVES AND GOING OUT THEIR COMFORT ZONES TO MAKE GAINS LOL

>that guy who thinks others cant hear him quietly counting his reps

>not throwing it across the gym yellin "YEET"

>That guy that nervously looks at every girl in the gym while squatting expecting some 'mirin

>that guy that brings his preworkout to the gym

>That guy that does sitting dumbbell curls one arm at a time

Please show more

>that guy who gets to hold all the womens boobs while they squat for "form correction"

are you supposed to grab their boobs while they squat?
have I been missing out the whole time?

Aren't we all that guy sometimes?

why else would you bother spotting someone?

Delete this

>That guy that has poo stains on his shorts after squatting

>that old guy that 1/16th reps everything

>that skinny guy that lifts more than everyone at the gym

DELETE THIS

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

I know I'm always that guy.

>that roided up dyke who think she's hot

I don't know how to stop.

>the bros who unironically compliment each other's physiques

i have this girl, and to top it off, she fucking sings as loud as she can the entire time

I've only encountered two people like this in my life. Complete social retards

Typically I do "TSHH," "CHAA," "HRRN," or even "RAHH." I don't think about it, I just let my body decide.

>that guy that sees a hot girl and starts manually walking

>That guy that praises Ra every rep

You will live a bright and happy life

NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

>that guy who uses the eliptical
>that guy with beats headphones and basketball shorts

>that guy that just saved money for his home gym by purchasing a single Olympic dumbbell

if i had a home gym i would reeee

>see hot girl
>manual walk up to her and chat her up
>ask for her number
>sorry you're just too self concious

whelp, at least i tried

>>that guy with beats headphones and basketball shorts

What's wrong with this? Granted, I don't wear Beats, but a better brand. But what's wrong with headphones? I can't stand the shit quality of earphones. And shorts are comfy

If you have ever had a tension headache you will understand why some people exaggerate their breathing.

how did she know

Gage?

>that guy who doesn't lift for Toshino Kyoko

Geeze what a bitch
>you're just too self conscious
way to make a man even more self conscious.

don't do this to me man

>that guy that asks god to grant him strength quietly before a set

>that guy that pictures himself doing the lift before actually doing it

you mean warming up?

I mean, mentally

>that guy that sweats profusely and makes the other gym-goers nervous
>tfw I am that guy

Whenever I try picturing stuff like that in my head the physics are always wrong so a squat ends up being a bent over rowing OHP st 5x normal speed

...

The quads are fucking lies.

>that guy who moans like he's getting fucked in the butt after every rep with ultra light weight

>the black niggers who scream when they lift
>this is why the lunk alarm exists.

Sauce

>the guy who wears anything other than sweatpants to the gym

Wh-whats wrong with the elliptical?
What should I do instead?

Kys youre self

I like how the vapor makes him look way fatter than he probably is.
I mean he already looks like a fat fuck, but the vape makes him blend in with the background kinda and stretch out his cheeks.

it's gay
run

use this to filter shit threads
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>that roided up dyke who think she's hot

>that guy that always hogs the squat rack and has his headphones in so you can't ask to work in

>this guy

>tfw thats me

>that guy that deadlifts and drops the weight every set

Easy way to fix this:
1. Have low self esteem.
2. Accept no one will ever give you a mire.

Lift away, my friend!

> Not opening a fresh >>sip

>that guy who removes his squatplug between each set

>that guy that rolls up the sleeves of his tshirt

anime is so fucking cringey and gay, if you watch chinese cartoons over the age of 19 you aren't gonna make it. The only exception is the boondocks.

hey


fuk u buddy

>Kys youre self
don't force it cupcake

>not screaming what rep it is each rep **for your warmup**

Who are these boobs

>That guy who only works out at the gym
>That guy who works out

>the Boondocks is anime
It's good, but it's from the US and therefore not anime mate

I do this.

>that guy who hides the pussy pad so the filthy normies dont take my squat rack

>That guy who connects to the wrong gym server and laggs during his 1st squat rep for 20 seconds then proceeds to finish the other 9 reps at 5x the speed when his connection re-establishes

>that guy who stares grills and immediately look away when looked at back

I just wish I could stare at guys at the gym. Just to see their form or simply to enjoy the view. But I just can't.

I've been exposed.

For Zeus

delet

>But I just can't.
Short sighted?

>Short sighted?
can't because not socially acceptable

I'm more of a TSU kind of guy

>that guy who listens exclusively to classical music while he works out

starmaster

What are you talking about, you can look at men as much as you want, nobody cares.

>that old guy who always has his dick out in the locker room

row

I love doing that. Always have my own playlist at hand.
I haven't tried blatantly staring at anyone I find interesting or cute but I don't think people would appreciate it. If it makes them uncomfortable, they will just get angry and why would I want to disturb anyone? I don't mind guys staring but I would not want anyone doing anything that would make me uncomfortable. I can't guess what that is for random guys at the gym.

ayy that's... that will be me!

Hate that guy. Grunts and swears every rep trying to push way more weight than he can handle.

>they will just get angry and why would I want to disturb anyone?
Most people would take it as a compliment. You are just projecting your own insecurity there.

Hail unto thee, who art Ra in thy rising! Even unto thee, who art Ra in thy strength!

you're probably right despite the fact that judging by Veeky Forums, 50% of them are insecure as well. I don't think thats a bad thing btw.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

If you don't do this you're probably not using your core properly.

>That guy who follows women with ample ass and braps them constantly

DELET IMMEDIATELY