VIRGINS

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That driving one is shit. So much potential

fucking great


more of these please

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>Cum and pussy juice stain the entire back seat, making it unusable
wait, how do sex stains make the back seat unusable? It's not like acidic or anything AFAIK, so I don't think it would corode

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All me

>Chad earthquake
>tfw ignoring the TP, winking, and leaving door open, that was literally me my first trip to China after eating Chinese street food

got a dui 6 years ago, its still fucking with me dont drink and drive kids

>wears a t-shirt since he is not comfortable with his body

Fix that to "baggy t-shirt" or "t-shirt one size larger than his actual size". I've seen guys who are suppose to be wearing larges wear mediums just to show off their muscles. I may or may have not done both of those before.

Seats get all crusted abd hard, user.
Shit's not comfy.

>nothing about being afraid of someone hearing him fart mid-push

Meanwhile, CHAD is in the middle east WAR CRIMING civilians and is celebrated as a HERO and basically Elliot Rodger is fucking stupid

>listens to battlefield music to get pumped up

I unironically use to do this, but it was 13 years ago and with BF1942 when I first started the gym as a Virgin back at 16 in 2003 or 2004 or so.

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These are not funny without the chad comparison

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Fuck you autists know me too well

t. virgin

Back from gym. Got a few more lads

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>constantly screaming John Madden style football plays

I wish I could contribute with originals but the barrier to entry is too high with this meme

>Battlefield 1 gameplay to pump himself up
FUCK

>will leave and go somewhere else if forced to parallel park

topfuckinglel, this can't be a real thing

it's finished

>not listening to anime music to get pumped up

0/10, shit pic

Well fuck, yesterday I was working out to this youtube.com/watch?v=RIYd6Xdn88U

These virgin descriptions hit too close to home

>John Madden football plays

Spit my drink out

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That chad is way too well drawn and it's giving me an erection

worst one I've seen yet.

why? does it hit a little close to home buddy boy? ;D

I know you're sensitive about it because you tried to make something that turned out poorly but the other ones have been genuinely funny while this one comes across as very bitter.

>that face when I can't be considered a chad because still an 18 year old virgin

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holy fuck

busted my cherry when I was 20 but I slay now

be confident, young brave

Lurk more newfag

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