Dubs or pure gold

Dubs or pure gold

hey (((you)))

sup biatch

why would you want to hurt a stranger's feelings

if you can't crush my head between your thighs like a watermelon I'm not interested

Reroll?

Are you an archeologist?

for my internet friends, right guys?

I don't understand simple social interactions. Can I get your number?

Giv the succ

ayy bby lemme fugg

hello m'lady
i wan't to insert my penis into you and rub it on your inside
:-)

oh god no

A true gentleman is always honest

...

Winner winner tasty chicken dinner

those digits, good luck op

I will salvage this

that fucking apostrophe on want LUL

Oh god no

OP here, another one for the boys

I think thats a bot.

I want you to hit me in the balls with a cricket-bat, and call me a nigger whore

You know hamsters eat their children, and they're cute as fugg. Just food for thought.

Wooaaahhh hang on woah

I got another little head 4 u bea

Cope

How do you feel about nourishing our children with your corpse?

"Looks like you're the type to constantly get a-head ;)"

DO IT OP, DO IT FOR THE FANS

OP PLS DELIVER, YOU CAN SAY "give a-head" instead of "take" MAKE IT HAPPEN OP I BELIEVE IN YOU ;___;

DO IT OR OP IS FAGGOT

same fag

Dost thou even hoist?
M'lady

Feelin fit buddy?

eh do i do it? doesn't really make any sense

...And? It's blatantly obvious, I want OP to witness my digits

Still waiting OP

If you say "give head" she might not like it because it makes her sound whore-ish

if you say "get head" that implies you're gonna eat her out. I'm sure she'll enjoy it. You're implying she's gonna get her pussy ate out a lot by you, it's flawless

Your internet friends won't be pleased if you neglect us... You wouldn't want to hurt our feelings... Right OP?

MORE DUBS OP, DELIVER.

If dubs send her this

>be woman on private chat on dating app
>afraid to sound whorish
That's not how it works

...

Hero

If OP is a chad it might not be a problem.

OP, I got dubs twice. deliver you fag. You know what to say.

based op

FUCKING WHAT

YESSSSSSS I LOVE YOU OP

The absolute madman

what a gentleman

godspeed

I WANNA FUCK YOU UP THE ASS

What fuckin app is this? It isn't tinder...

fuark, she looks like a solid 8 too

Bumble. Same as tinder except if you match, the girl has to message you first for you to send anything. If she doesn't message you in 24 hours, the match is deleted.

Kek

don't walk out on us OP

>I got dubs twice.
>while getting another dubs

>a girl has to message you first

A man in a desert Oasis that will never hear from a woman: The App

Epic samefag

I do better on bumble than tinder. The girls ghost less and usually respond after the first go.

Say I only like femine penis so no thank

I got dubs for nothing!!!

checkem

show me your penis