Non-Americans will not understand this

Non-Americans will not understand this

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>lose calories
>gain them right back
>forces people to come back to the gym again and again because today was all for nothing
I wonder who could be behind this.

>when this is your gym
You bro's don't understand the struggle when its pizza night

the jew in me wants to grab 6 slices

Haha this is for real. I fucking love this country.

Their goal is literally to keep you trapped in obesity, is it not?

id love to get free calories at my gym

No pizza?

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come on user... i disciplined boy like you could surely stop after one slice.

Mm! That thimble of milk really hit the spot. Thanks, Planet Fitness!

How much is a membership? It is almost worth it to just go in and grab free food a few times a week.

i-it's fine if it's for the bulk... right?

Those pizzas look fucking gross and old.

I like how the one with the most veggies is the most eaten
>these vegies will SURELY counteract these calories

America is so fucking retarded holy shit
fuck you guys for being so shit

>captcha pic related

what the fuck kind of gym is this????? I'd heard planet fitness was weird but that's next level,

sidenote: what on earth are those dip looking things on the right?

10 dollar

Dessert.

You see that one on the middle? That's butter. Pure butter. Fatties eat that shit as dessert.

DAT DERE DIRRRTY BULK

>tfw your planet fitness is so poorfag they just buy your merica at walmart

Different cream cheeses I imagine

I see. And how often do they have pizza?

>that toaster

How obnoxious to fill the gym up with burnt bread smellz. This place is abhorrent.

is the Half and Half for drinking or is there a coffee machine close by....
Please tell me there is coffee

what is in those containers on the right? looks delicious

some nignog is gonna put cream cheese on his bagel THEN decide he wants it toasted. you know he will.

>Dessert.
I'm a uk fatty currently and this still blows me away, surely anyone who goes to the gym is going to know at least a little about food and therefore not touch this stuff

the coffee is in the horizontal boxes on the left.

cream cheese and jam

man if only my gym had that
>tfw poor slav

Once a month, same with bagels I believe

>planet fitness costs 10 bux a month
>4x free pizza days
>4x free bagels and random shit days

uhh, how the fuck do they make money then?

I can easily eat more than my money's worth from that.

Ausfag here, aren't Planet Fitness memberships like $10?

Why not get one, and just drop in for a bite every time it's on?

If it fits your macros and your caloric intake, you could have a few free cheat days.
I mean, half a pizza and three or four donuts in a month would easily pay for your membership cost.

Those pizzas actually look eatable. Is this really in America?

>uhh, how the fuck do they make money then?

Uhhhh by having multiple members.

Uuhhhhh 100 people pay 10 dollars that's uhh 1,000 a month.

Uhhhh these pizzas and bagels cost about uhhhhh 50 dollars uhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Searching for a shard of truth and found

UHHHHH WHOOAAA WHOA MAN WHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


WHOOAAAAAAAA

>10 bucks charged on fatties cards
>they don't go to the gym ever
>most of them don't want to move, so they don't go there to cancel and pay the 10 bucks for eternity

Only 'muricans applaud this.
Revolting.

>implying the gym wont be rampantly packed for pizza and bagel day

get the fuck out of here you stupid foreigner.

uhhhhh

>implying they have an infinite amount of pizza and bagels to give to EVERYBODY who shows up
I think it's YOU whom needs to leave, retard

once per month right? would use it as a planed refeed/cheat and eat my monthly fee right back. win win

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WHOOAAA MAN WHOOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAA

UHHHHHH WHOA UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They don't go out and buy more when it's all gone, dumbfuck.

Your arrogance is writing checks your actual knowledge cannot cash.

samefag

ok fatso

WHOOA WHOA WHOA EZ MAN EZ WHOAAAAAA
UHHHHH WHOA MAN

UHHHHHH WHOA

I've never once eaten anything at PF, I get in, do my shit, get out.

Still a fatty here at 186, 20% BF, 6'0", can't afford that shit.

They look awesome just not like american style shit pizza garbage you fat fuck

Hurr durr I can't eat the crust cause there's no extra cheese in it

free bulking? At my old gym they would have actual dinner stuff every wednesday but i was too awkward to take advantage.

why would there be donuts in a gym? like wtf

>cardboard with overbaked cheese on top is awesome!!!!!111 one

Nah.

>the jew in me wants to grab 6 slices
Grab 8 and sell them elswhere as a whole pizza so your inner jew is satisfied.

Bruh, they are american style.
Factory dough, bland formulaic toppings, oversized, base is probably floppy, clearly gas or electric oven.

Traditional pizzas are much smaller, tend to be a bit more creative (Whatever is seasonal rather than a rigid recipe) and will have a crispy base.

>samefagging that much
baka senpai desu

why are you guys hating on free gains. pizza has a lot of fat but otherwise the macros aren't the worst

WHOA, CHILL MAN
WHOOOOAAAA

the same goes for big macs

>Limit 5 per customer
For fucks sake America.
You need to stop.
It's gone too far.

SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FREEDUMB

Also a literal flap of fat is blocking my ear canals.

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

whoa

the comment about the size is bullshit.

I've lived in Italy for way too long to take your shit on that.

But I have no idea how shitty it is in americaland. It's just the first planet fitness pizza that looks alright and the girl has a pizaolo shirt so that's what they see as italian style there I guess.

kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/nz_most_free_country_on_earth.html
New Zealand is the most free country on Earth, sorry to disappoint you

In all my days I've never had a genuine wood fired pizza that was anywhere near 20" in diameter.

>kiwiblog.co.nz/2013/01/nz_most_free_country_on_earth.html

he was clearly baiting you retard.

he wasn't being serious, dumbass

>went out with a group of 4 people i didn't know well
>restaurant had "special" on 22" pizza for $30
>chad convinces group to buy it
>i know chad is underestimating how big this pizza is
>pizza arrives
>group eats just over half of it
>internally rage

Holy fuck, didn't know the Planet Fitness case was this bad. It's like they really don't want people to progress.
Isn't there another healthier chain of gyms in the US?

>Isn't there another healthier chain of gyms in the US?

no chain is cheaper than planet fitness. you can find "healthier" chains though

Gold's Gym is pretty solid.
24 hour fitness isn't that bad.

Family fitness is as the name sounds, kind of casual, but it has a lot of extras.

Just don't eat the food. It's not like some fat employee is going to make sure you take a slice. What's the BFD?

>group of people can't eat a 22" pizza between them
When we were in Eastern Europe, me and my friend got a 20" pizza each
It wasn't pleasant by the end, but I still ate the whole thing

>not even a fatass, underweight if anything

>anyone who goes to the gym
>gym

Sounds stupid though, they'd just get disenfranchised.

People who see results and gains are the ones that keep coming back to the gym for years on end. They should be pushing musclefus

Why are there donuts at the gym?

What's in the plastic stuff?

I'm taking a wild guess here, these gyms that give away free pizza and donuts are highly successful in terms of memebership numbers and fees paid right?

those are bagels and the in the "plastic stuff" is butter, cream cheese, and what might be jelly.

>Like the Planet Fitness Lunk Alarm (which essentially goes off when people are getting too aggressively fit, intimidating, or disruptive)

This place grows even more fascinating to me.

where are you from?

Hooaoaooaoooeiieeee bagels

get this shit out of the gym!!!!

dude stop

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON

keked

she is mine, mine!

You aren't a fatty user. Just dad bod. Get tf out of planet fitness though

What the fuck

I really want to see Rich Piana work out at a Planet Fitness and see what happens.

> gym jews have been shaving off parts of the 20kg plates to make more 20kg plates from the metal

I thought I was just getting stronger :_(

>tons of fats, carbs and salt
modest amount of protons
>no fiber

they're pretty bad bro

The goose is loose

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

didnt he say racist shit?

try to explain

oldie but goldie
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