Weird gym encounters

Weird gym encounter stories, I'll start:

>At the gym
>Finishing up my last set
>go and shower
>Blow dry myself in the drying room
>This one guy is using a towel
>Ok, a bit weird, but I'll ignore it
>Pack bag
>Pass reception on my way out
>Tip the receptionist and make some small talk
>She's miring
>This guy comes up
>Looks at us
>Passes us and goes outside
>He didn't leave a tip
>"How fucking rude" she says
>I agree and say "I'll make up for that by taking younto dinner"
>We go out on a date and bang

Mixed feel, got laid because of this weirdo though, so I'll take it.

>go to the gym
>have fucking sick intense work out get all sweaty
>go into shower
>as I'm showing feel hand gently caress my ass crack
>turn around
>it's Rich Piana
>gotta eat big to get big
>I get on my knees to suck Richie's dick
>take off his basketball shorts
>his dick is just a hand attached to disgusting tricep and bicep
>it breaks my nose
>on his way out Rich scoffs and says, "Weak stomach."
>Y-you too

>not tipping the blow dryer
He has kids to feed, user.

this threads b8 right? ive never tipped the receptionist in 3 years of lifting

>He doesn't tip

I used to work at a gym and they always talked behind those guys' backs.

They're probably messing with you in different ways like giving you a plate dispenser token too little or setting the blow dryer to cold (I actually enjoy that, but whatever).

Ever experienced anything like that?

>doing straight arm pulldowns
>know I'm doing the move right
>this lady, no muscle at all on her, comes up to me
>"Hey you know how you're supposed to to that right?!
>Me: "Ummm like I'm doing it?"
>Her: "Yeah no, actually let me show you"
>Puts her hands on my arms and puts them in an angle
>Tells me to put my feet closer to one another
>Me: "Ok so like this?"
>"Yeah like that."
>Puts both of her hands on my hips
>A little weird
>"Ok now keep doing it like that, good"
>Do like 30 reps wtf??
>Silence after I'm done, she's still behind me
>"Ok ummm thanks."
>Her: "Yeah no problem"
>Continue doing other moves
>She leaves 5 minutes later
>Probably out of embarrasment of her poor fitness knowledge
>Later have a laugh about this uneducated dyel broad with my bros

Seriously people don't try to teach people moves that they already know. BAKA

DYEL advice is the worst, they mean well but they come off as arrogant

was she hot? she was flirting with ya bra

The classic is removing all the toilet paper from the cubicles before you get a chance to use them.

She had a ponytail and glasses on. A 7/10 face. She was like in her mid 30's and back then I was 18.