Have you ever been so autistic you were accidentally alpha?

Have you ever been so autistic you were accidentally alpha?

>At the gym with headphones on
>Bench press time
>Gym has 3 benches side by side
>Bench 1: Occupied by two overly manicured looking brown dudes with 25lbs on each side
>Bench 2: Empty but has weight(20lbs) on the bar
>Bench 3: Empty, but no clips
>Opt for Bench 3
>Load my weight on to the bar, nothing insane, but significantly more than these two guys were lifting
>Walk over and grab the clips from bench 2
>Notice the other guys looking at me like I did something wrong
>Realize they were alternating between benches 1 and 2 because they were lifting different weights
>Decide fuck it, the clips are already on my bar, I'm taking them
>Pull the headphone away from my ear and say "oh sorry guys I didn't realize you were using both benches"
>One of them awkwardle says "oh that's ok" so I assume he means it's fine that I took them
>Right as I put my headphone back on his friend says something to me in an aggressive manner but I can't make any of it out over my music
>Act like I don't notice and start my set
>Finish my 3 sets
>These guys are still on the same set they were on before I started
>go to put my weights away
>Notice that there's a set of clips like 3 feet away on a plate rack
>Realize that what the second guy had said to me earlier was "there's a set of clips right there"
>Walk away without making eye contact

>benching with clips
When did the short bus pick you up from the gym OP?

Ain't nothing wrong with wanting my weight to be securely on the bar

Where is the alpha part of your story, you fucking sperg?

Secure your weight by not tossing the bar around you fucking troglodyte

I have a semi alpha autistic story

>be me, decent lifts but still has fat (permabulk mode)
>gym is full of DYEL and old people (fitness not so popular in my country)
>doing lat raises at the end of my push day, decent pump (shoulders are my strong point)
>guy besides me is doing dumbell press with baby weights
>he oftens comes in the middle of my workout
>he looks lanky and gay, think Mark Zuckerberg but with glasses and curly dark hair
>sees me panting and thinks it's because the grip hurts my fingers
>"hey, you should wear gloves bro"
>remember this old meme I saw on there once, no chance people have heard it here (barely no one speaks english)
>turn around and tells him that if his boyfriend finds his handjobs too rough, I understand his need for gloves
>tell him I'm not a faggot though
>he doesn't greet me now

I don't even know what came through my mind, I'm usually a fucking autist when it comes to talking

crossfitters wanted to take my bar when i was in middle of deadlifting

i threw a fit and said i pay same amount and i dont give a shit theres not enough equipment

they dont bother me since

dom mazetti?

well start deadlifting more than the bar and they wont try to take it away

>>"hey, you should wear gloves bro"
>>remember this meme
>>turn around and tells him that if his boyfriend finds his handjobs too rough, I understand his need for gloves
>>tell him I'm not a faggot though
>I don't even know what came through my mind, I'm usually a fucking autist when it comes to talking
Are you implying that this is not autistic?