daily reminder
Daily reminder
Nicholas Perry
Brayden Smith
"no"
Isaac Cooper
So I'll start to eat some marlboros in the morning
Nicholas Wood
The thing that bothers me most about people who chimp out over eggs fail to realize eggs are used as in ingredient in many things.
>going to eat some brownies
>Nooooooo that'll be at least one cigarette!!!1!
Cooper Moore
eggs still seem like a cheaper source of protein
Connor Moore
how in the fuck does an egg corellate to a cigarette?
Mason Powell
>A single large egg contains more than 180 mg of cholesterol, and the average American consumes almost five eggs per week.
>Cholesterol is a known risk factor for coronary artery disease and heart attacks. Eggs are as dangerous as cigarettes according to scientists, in that context.
Hudson Parker
alright how to i start making cigs with eggs so i can make money
Brayden Morris
>dietary cholesterol is the same as heart cholesterol.
It's like you don't even google stuff
Nicholas Edwards
Hope you enjoy all that atherosclerotic plaque irregardless, dumbass.
Kayden Sanders
>irregardless
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Luis Bennett
>irregardless
Hah
Liam Morales
Chances are you're genetically pre-disposed to accumulating plaque. How do you sleep at night knowing this?
James Reed
I sleep fine knowing that I'm not increasing my chances of heart attack by not eating eggs and not smoking.
It's a word, look it up.
Jacob Johnson
>A worrying study published in the Journal of Atherosclerosis Research found that regular egg consumption could put your health at grave risk.
>ignores a paper in the SAME JOURNAL A FEW ISSUES LATER (atherosclerosis-journal.com
fucking liberal arts fags
Nolan Garcia
>irregardless is a word commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795.[1] Most dictionaries list it as nonstandard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead
I think you should of used a dictionary. But this is a doggy dog world, I could care less
Ethan Harris
>2017
>not removing the yolk
Justin Ramirez
>Cholesterol
A meme, they still don't know for certain hat that shit does.
Levi Fisher
1 egg is waaay cheaper than 5 cigs
Jace Peterson
I'm eating 3 eggs a day.
How fucked am I?
Charles Martinez
Might as well go smoke 15 cigs user
Hell I suppose I might as well be smoking 15 cigs for breakfast
Daniel Kelly
you're fucked, just go all in with a full Gaston
Jacob Campbell
Not fucked at all. I talked to my doctor cause im eating 5 eggs a day with a famiky history if high cholesterol. As long as youre staying physicality active youre fine. Its people who eat three eggs a day, then sit on their ass and dont work out who are at risk
Aaron Thomas
makes sense
Dominic Taylor
Effect of ingestion of meat on plasma cholesterol of vegetarians (small sample size desu)
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Twenty questions on atherosclerosis. William C. Roberts, MD
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Optimal low-density lipoprotein is 50 to 70 mg/dl: lower is better and physiologically normal
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Effects of dietary cholesterol on serum cholesterol: a meta-analysis and review.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Thomas Ward
Please kill yourself followed by everyone you have ever had contact with.
Nathan Nelson
But how do I smoke an egg?
Wyatt Smith
Aren't you going to miss your mother?