>Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>DO THE PUMPER DANCE

> If I can seeeeeeee it, then I can do it
>If I just belieeeeeeve it, there's nothing tooooo it

>walk into ra cailum gym
>YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR DESTINY TOKI WO MUKOUUUUUU

>walk into gym
>WOOOOW
>WAAAAH
>WOWOWOW CHILL

Where is his gym, what a fucking tune

>All my friends are heathens, take it slow
>Wait for them to ask you who you know

>walk into gym
>youtube.com/watch?v=Io9r0bzUh9w

>I'M THE HARD RHYMER
>THE TRACK ATTACKER
>THE MIC ENFORCER
>THE CHICKS CHECKER

>I AM THE LAW

>walk into gym
>open the the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walks the dinosaur

>walk into the gym
>I WANNA BE
>THE VERY BEST
>LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

oppi klubben, vi befaler skru det helt opp i himmelen

>Walk into gym
>for the grace for the might of our lord
>FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY

>walk into gym
>racmaninoff's theme on paganini starts playing

Whoa qboa whoa wtf
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa chilll
whoaaaaaaaaaaa hold on

>walk in to gym
>'Cause every time we touch
>I FEEL THE STATIC

>walk in to gym
>YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM LIVIN A TEENAGE DREAM

I went to basic training with a dude from China

>China bro is pretty cool, has a good grasp on English but has stereotypical accent
>dumb redneck and spic in platoon are assholes to him, laughing at his accent
>China bro doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.
>out on field training exercise toward the end of basic, staying in tents
>it starts storming hard, lots of rain and wind, tent is about to fall over
>we all go outside and like rocks around poles to try to keep them up
>China bro picks up a baseball size rock, elbows me in the arm, points at redneck, and grins
>whips the rock and smiles redneck in the side of the head
>fucking smoked him
>China bro starts laughing his ass off "who talk funny now bitch-fuck?! Who laugh now?! HAHAHAHA"
>redneck pissed but doesn't do shit, China bro came out as fucking cray cray that day

No one laughed at China bro the rest of basic. I guess the moral of the story is don't fuck with Chinese people

>WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

>ooo
>eee
>ooo
>ahh ahh
>ting tang
>wallah wallah bing bang

>walk into the gym
>I GOT I GOT I GOT

>THY WILL BE DONE

>walk into gym
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>Walk into gym
>It aint me starts playing

> walk into gym
> OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

>I unironically lift to this because it's hype as shit

...

>Walk into gym
>MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE

>walk into gym
>BORN DEAD INTO THIS WORLD TO STARVE AND ROT IN AGONY BORN DEAD INTO THIS WORLD

>Aaaahhhh-vay Mah-reeeeeeeeee-ah

youtu.be/IjX9wKou2Yg?t=1263

Scooter always gets me all pumped up.