Are there any cults that revolve around fitness rather than sex, or weird paranormal shit?

Are there any cults that revolve around fitness rather than sex, or weird paranormal shit?

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I heard of a group of gay men worshiping a man that had a heart attack and a talking cartoon dog on a Mongolian hand fishing enthusiast forum.

I'd take a look there

ya the gays

Crossfit

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Fitness is probably more up Tzeentch's alley
>planning
>progress
>changing goals and obstacles

Here we go...

Sex is fitness in the truest sense of the word.

Then your mums Arnie

Fitness dick in yo mouth

Brodinism

What cults revolving around sex do you know?

Unironically the Hitler Youth. Shame

Crossfit is a fitness cult for sure.

Do martial arts. Put those muscles to good use.

Underrated af

Buddhism
A man who conquers himself is greater than one who conquers a thousand men in battle

Those Bhudist monks are sorta fit

actually its slaanesh

all about vanity

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if they ate more than rice and veggies they would e yuge
there's muscular Christianity too

>getting big on crossfit
truly his greatest miracle.

It's called fitness industry

Heh

>crossfit
Top fucking kek

>Chaos Star Khorne
>has the fucking eye of Tzeentch in the middle

This is some kind of triple heresy.

Crossfit

im new to this board and i already hated people who crossfit since most of them are turborednecks but why fit hates them in detail?

Watch the crossfit games

They don't follow conventional wisdom to making mad gains and that uproots Veeky Forums core beliefs that everyone is created equal and can only achieve fitness through their own methods

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GOD OF SWOLE

Any religion can be interpreted around body building if you try hard enough for example I'm Catholic
>hurrr hurrr Christcuck hurr
Anyways in the bible (Corinthians 6:19-20) it says
>Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit
So I just see making natty gains as Renovating and fortifying the temple I was given.

Didn't intend this to be a religious studies lesson but I hop I proved my point amply

Islam explanation? Something about explosive force, I guess.

Why would they bother making gains? They won't live long enough to get anywhere