Alright bros, whats the point of having muscular bodies if we're not using them to slay females?
I'm going over to this potential gf's house this weekend and I'm a little rusty when it comes to the deed so I'm here asking for help? What are your moves that make her go crazy?
Here's what I got:
>pinning her against the wall >pull hair >bite neck >pushing her around onto the bed >restraining her arms
kiss/whisper in her ear. Say the shit you want to do to her
Hudson Morgan
I don't think you know what you're doing. You sound like a sex offender.
Adam Gonzalez
hold her at gunpoint and tell her not to bite
Nathaniel White
>make her go crazy
Liam Gutierrez
My move is ignoring females to sleep with men and leading on women so they become attention deprived and insane for the rest of you to deal with. Pic related
Jonathan Nelson
Drink lots of water beforehand. Like.. just be properly hydrated.
Parker Evans
holding hand and headpats
Ian Gonzalez
literally just dominate. Every girl just wants to be outdone by her partner in bed.
Put your hand around her throat, throw her around/grab and twist her how you want her, pound hard as fuck in doggy and hold her body/hair, grope her body the entire time, etc.
Act like a sex freak and she'll come back for more
Aiden Flores
Be Wyald
Jordan Lewis
POST SOURCE ON THAT IMAGE OP
Luis Hughes
take your time, eat her out with enthusiasm, enjoy yourself. pretty much it, you have to learn what works for you by yourself, i had certain "moves" that worked for girls and made them gush and come most of the time, but i can't really explain it. i'd leave my dick in 3/4's of the way and whenever i'd thrust that final 1/4, i'd rub myself against their clit and push deep at the same time. but see, i can't explain this properly because it's something i found out worked by accident. just have fun, it's sex. take your time, enjoy yourself and her body, and she will too.
Easton Perez
geez man you really need to get in touch with your sexuality if you're asking for "moves." figure out what you like
Benjamin Bell
Anyone else rub cocoa butter on their penis? i out it on once a day.
Very good for the skin, and keeps everything nice and moisturized.
Kayden Cox
Thats sort of like my go to for if i need to hold back a nut.
Put it all the way in and rub around. Feels great for her but almost like nothing for you.
Brandon Harris
Literally this.
Also, eat her pussy. Really focus on the clit, but frequently tongue punch her baby canal.
Kevin Evans
This is the best advice if you're being fake she'll know the difference get in touch with yourself and do what you enjoy
Jaxson Cook
I put on lotion everywhere 1-2x a day. can't have an ashy dick
Logan Collins
1. Foreplay 2. If you are going to do oral lick the clit...literally all you have to do 3. Rub her clit while fucking Its that easy Also holy grail stack so you can cum gallons all over her
Kayden Diaz
You're never gonna make it if you give up on your gains brah
Caleb Brown
*brrrraaaaaaaaaaaaap*
Cooper Sanchez
> tongue punch her baby canal. > tongue punch her baby > tongue punch her > tongue punch
what the fuck am I reading
Joshua Harris
This desu
Have you heard of a move called flirting?
Bentley Turner
Alright, so especially when I'm getting my dick rode, right around the rim of my head gets really sensitive, almost to the point of pain. Happened with my last gf as well, but it was less severe, I think it's because she was fat and the current girl isn't but idk I don't really have anything to back that up.
Gf thinks it might be because they took too much when I was circumsized but again, it doesn't look like that. Help me bros, I like getting my dick rode, I don't want it to be unpleasant.
Anthony Baker
F A T A T
Connor Reyes
I've had sex with three different girls but I've never gone down on one, seems fucking gross tBh, am I missing out?
Luis Diaz
Joke's on you, MY girlfriend is institutionalized
Liam Edwards
I warn you, eat her out before she is wet or before you start fucking / foreplay. Because then it tastes fucking disgusting.
Get her to clean up before hand, as soon as she comes in the room start eating her out. Last time i did it i ate my girlfriend out for probably an hour straight and was licking and sucking the fuck out of it in the 69 position while she was slobbering all over my dick.
Done it after a bit of foreplay and the taste was unbearable.
Jordan Long
Bite her ear, slap her ass, grab both her hands with one arm and put it above her head during missionary, try to get a feel if she seems like the type who likes being choked, maybe just choke her lightly. The old natty lickaroo is always a banger, kiss her thighs, area around her boobs, and neck. All of these are pretty standard for me desu, never had a complaint.
Owen Jenkins
I don't mind the taste of pussy juice, maybe your gf is just a McFatty who eats like shit.
Zachary Scott
you've seriously never done that? shit's cash
Daniel King
The taste is shit and sour like, i don't give a fuck who are you eating even if it's your own fine gorgeous big assed mother.
Taste horrible, you shit cunt.
Sebastian Parker
Jon pls
Aiden Morales
So I guess recommending rimjobs is a no-go, huh?
Noah Torres
How do I lift away my >BBC fetish >BBW fetish >Sissy fetish >Femdom Fetish >piss fetish >Anal (receivjng) fetish
Lads?
I want to go back to when I could get off two a video of two hith girls making out on MySpace
Asher Miller
>pinning her against the wall they like this, but you need to work up to it first. >pull hair varies from girl to girl >bite neck gently yes but dont be a fucking vampire >pushing her around on the bed yes >restraining her arms this varies
Jayden Cox
Make her wash it first. I love my gf's asshole, she makes weird and hot sounds when I lick it.
Lincoln Miller
Damn you are pathetic, how lo can you go? you;'re an embarrassment to men.
You may as well just let your girlfriend / wife fuck you in the ass you estrogen filled poof.
Juan Harris
Test too low or estrogen too high. Take test, or asin or both.
Wyatt Sanders
I bought a VR headset so I can pretend to get laid
Tyler Miller
>not fucking your gf's ass after >destroy her asshole even if she tells you to stop >not being turned on by your gf's anal induced sobbing LOW TEST
Alexander Gray
Stop looking at porn. Don't go full retard and not fap at all, but jerk off to your thoughts. If you can't jerk off to your thoughts, go nofap until you can. Doing this will also help serve as a constant reminder to do small things in your life to improve yourself.
Ayden Moore
I got my test levels checked about 6 months ago they're actually higher than normal kek
Should I just go no porn?
Colton Lee
>Bite her ear, slap her ass, grab both her hands with one arm and put it above her head during missionary, try to get a feel if she seems like the type who likes being choked, maybe just choke her lightly. The old natty lickaroo is always a banger, kiss her thighs, area around her boobs, and neck. All of these are pretty standard for me desu, never had a complaint.
Brody Morgan
Higher than normal for the whole range (which includes old men) or your age? How's estrogen?
Owen Wilson
Figure four leglock, whoooooo!
Ian Nelson
don't know why i literally barrel laughed my ass off at this. wtf is this thread
Oliver Brown
Honestly you are better off just killing yourself at this point
Hunter Wright
>mfw she doesn't like to have her pussy ate Remember to cut your nails on both your hands and toes. Bitches love a manly man but they also want a gentlemen's touch too.
William Diaz
something grosses me out about this picture. maybe nofap is turning me from a sex addict to a prude and/or homofaggot
Ayden White
I only get off to chubby women
How to end this
Levi Gomez
British women will do that to you
Parker Flores
That's pretty normie tier foreplay m8, literally the standard nowadays.
Blake Anderson
Now that's what I call brap posting
Joseph Torres
>tongue Punch her Baby canal >tongue left cross her Baby canal >tongue right Body straight her Baby canal >following tongue right Uppercut her Baby canal
Alexander Foster
t. Faggot being lead to gas chambers in Dachau
Isaac Murphy
Doesn't the stubble from shaving hurt her though? My ex's always used to hurt me if I she rubbed up against me or something
Samuel Myers
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Julian Bailey
Just make sure your enjoying yourself, she's enjoying herself and make sure you breathe steadily.
Nicholas Hall
Who are you? Dracula?
Anthony Bailey
Alright you virgins, Imma lay it out for you real smoothlike >hold your breath >deep diq her >climax >pass out >smash head on nearby covfefe table >die >let her live thinking her pussy was so good a nigga died in it
Jacob Murphy
You're not funny. Please go back to r/Veeky Forums
Mason Perry
dude you're really not funny man. like you probably think you are but no one is laughing, just shut up and fuck off mate
Cameron Jackson
Wow a whole 2 replies? Thanks guys I've never had that many before xD I think i might keep posting here lol
Adrian Turner
Have some Veeky Forums gold funneh guy ;^)
Leo Smith
>this thread
Jordan Wood
1- Stop watching porn 2- Sexual preference can be reset by +90 days of absolute celibacy and then performing the seuxal activity you want to prefer from then on.
Cheers.
Isaiah Anderson
Kek
Hudson Lopez
When you're going down on her spell out Z-Y-Z-Z with your tongue
Landon Rodriguez
no, the jew didnt cut off half of my penis
Cooper Torres
I'm virgin 22. When I fap i ejaculate very quickly. If I watch porn I can finish in 10 sec. I haven't watched porn in 2 months now and if I masturbate at "normal" speed I'm done like in 30-40 seconds. This really bothers me, I feel like if I were to have sex I'd be done before it even starts.
Is there anything I could do? Or I just need to have real sex and see from there?
Jacob Cruz
Pillow under her back, legs on your shoulders and restrain her wrists. Pretty good position to try out.
Jack Morris
this
I recently relapsed into porn habit after being off it for several months. FUCK. Life is much better off porn.
Henry Davis
jamming your dick in a ceiling fan works wonders
Nicholas Martinez
Have fun with your impending yeast infection my man
Yes, men get yeast infections too.
Charles Carter
Something about her face makes me see a toothless old lady. Anyone else see that?
Noah Roberts
so she didn't get wet for an hour? you must suck. Literally suck dicks
Jaxon Cook
This entire thread top kek
Leo Parker
GAAAAAAAAY
Matthew Wood
anyone who says >tongue punch her baby canal I am definitely not going to for sexual health advice
Robert Murphy
Punch her in the fucking face
Andrew Gomez
gis: heidi shinyvideos i guess her name is heidi harper
Jordan Richardson
That's a pity for you because >tongue punch the baby canal is some of the best advice you can get
Jaxson Hernandez
>stop watching porn
Did that, but now I whack it to hentai and erotic tales. I must ditch that too, right?
Hudson Carter
Biting neck a lot Also inner thigh and just under the knee on the inside Same with just under the arm (but not quite in the armpit which would be weird)
Idk if you've tried this but I've found she likes it when I put things inside of her vagina too then take them back out again
Camden Long
women these days all want it rough it;s really popular now
Leo Phillips
desu you're going to need a girlfriend or something when i first started out, using a condom i'd be fine and in fact I struggle to cum with a rubber but when I went raw i'd cum like within 30 seconds but then over time (i mean like a month+) of practice and edging etc it just became normal and i was able to have sex for a lot longer and we stopped using rubbers
no need to stress brah, no one starts out being a pro
Juan Evans
They always have
Brody Lee
KEGELS
STRENGTHEN THE PELVIC FLOOR
IT'S NOT JUST FOR WOMEN
WHEN YOU WAKE UP - SQUEEZE THAT PENIS AND BUTTHOLE TIGHT - HOLD FOR THREE SECONDS THEN LET GO AGAIN. THAT'S ONE REP. DO IT THIRTY TIMES.
THEN AGAIN AT LUNCH. AND AGAIN BEFORE BED. THAT'S 90 REPS A DAY.
DO IT THREE TIMES A WEEK.
GET YOU DICK STRONG. THAT ASSHOLE STRONG. THAT PELVIS STRONG.
Jackson Gutierrez
Keep time in your head. Biggest rookie mistake is irregular thrusts; women need a solid tempo to get off from penetration alone (on top of a lot of psychological shit, but hey). It's kinda fucked up but this song plays in my head because the tempo works really well for when you take a power stance and just keep fuckin' her. youtube.com/watch?v=VhXuO4Gz3Wo&ab_channel=IQQIQQI
Jason Nelson
...
Aaron Anderson
> I'm a little rusty when it comes to the deed fresh out of prison after a spell for assault and rape, eh?
Mason Wright
G O L E M G E T Y E G O N E
Colton Foster
what kind of things?
Wyatt Ramirez
Put your tongue in her asshole and let her BRAAAP in your mouth.
Jaxon Price
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Noah Butler
>What are your moves that make her go crazy? Become god-tier at foreplay. Pic related is your treasure map, bite, suck, lick and kiss your way to victory.
Easton Ramirez
Build momentum
Parker Jackson
I've had bitches complain about stubble, too. Either shave or make sure your beard is long enough.