Sexual Health General

Alright bros, whats the point of having muscular bodies if we're not using them to slay females?

I'm going over to this potential gf's house this weekend and I'm a little rusty when it comes to the deed so I'm here asking for help? What are your moves that make her go crazy?

Here's what I got:

>pinning her against the wall
>pull hair
>bite neck
>pushing her around onto the bed
>restraining her arms

What else ya got?

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I believe in love and peace, not rape and murder.

kiss/whisper in her ear. Say the shit you want to do to her

I don't think you know what you're doing. You sound like a sex offender.

hold her at gunpoint and tell her not to bite

>make her go crazy

My move is ignoring females to sleep with men and leading on women so they become attention deprived and insane for the rest of you to deal with.
Pic related

Drink lots of water beforehand. Like.. just be properly hydrated.

holding hand and headpats

literally just dominate. Every girl just wants to be outdone by her partner in bed.

Put your hand around her throat, throw her around/grab and twist her how you want her, pound hard as fuck in doggy and hold her body/hair, grope her body the entire time, etc.

Act like a sex freak and she'll come back for more

Be Wyald

POST SOURCE ON THAT IMAGE OP

take your time, eat her out with enthusiasm, enjoy yourself. pretty much it, you have to learn what works for you by yourself, i had certain "moves" that worked for girls and made them gush and come most of the time, but i can't really explain it. i'd leave my dick in 3/4's of the way and whenever i'd thrust that final 1/4, i'd rub myself against their clit and push deep at the same time. but see, i can't explain this properly because it's something i found out worked by accident. just have fun, it's sex. take your time, enjoy yourself and her body, and she will too.

geez man you really need to get in touch with your sexuality if you're asking for "moves." figure out what you like

Anyone else rub cocoa butter on their penis? i out it on once a day.

Very good for the skin, and keeps everything nice and moisturized.

Thats sort of like my go to for if i need to hold back a nut.

Put it all the way in and rub around. Feels great for her but almost like nothing for you.

Literally this.

Also, eat her pussy. Really focus on the clit, but frequently tongue punch her baby canal.

This is the best advice if you're being fake she'll know the difference get in touch with yourself and do what you enjoy

I put on lotion everywhere 1-2x a day. can't have an ashy dick

1. Foreplay
2. If you are going to do oral lick the clit...literally all you have to do
3. Rub her clit while fucking
Its that easy
Also holy grail stack so you can cum gallons all over her

You're never gonna make it if you give up on your gains brah

*brrrraaaaaaaaaaaaap*

> tongue punch her baby canal.
> tongue punch her baby
> tongue punch her
> tongue punch

what the fuck am I reading

This desu

Have you heard of a move called flirting?

Alright, so especially when I'm getting my dick rode, right around the rim of my head gets really sensitive, almost to the point of pain. Happened with my last gf as well, but it was less severe, I think it's because she was fat and the current girl isn't but idk I don't really have anything to back that up.

Gf thinks it might be because they took too much when I was circumsized but again, it doesn't look like that. Help me bros, I like getting my dick rode, I don't want it to be unpleasant.

F A T
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I've had sex with three different girls but I've never gone down on one, seems fucking gross tBh, am I missing out?

Joke's on you, MY girlfriend is institutionalized

I warn you, eat her out before she is wet or before you start fucking / foreplay. Because then it tastes fucking disgusting.

Get her to clean up before hand, as soon as she comes in the room start eating her out. Last time i did it i ate my girlfriend out for probably an hour straight and was licking and sucking the fuck out of it in the 69 position while she was slobbering all over my dick.

Done it after a bit of foreplay and the taste was unbearable.

Bite her ear, slap her ass, grab both her hands with one arm and put it above her head during missionary, try to get a feel if she seems like the type who likes being choked, maybe just choke her lightly. The old natty lickaroo is always a banger, kiss her thighs, area around her boobs, and neck. All of these are pretty standard for me desu, never had a complaint.

I don't mind the taste of pussy juice, maybe your gf is just a McFatty who eats like shit.

you've seriously never done that? shit's cash

The taste is shit and sour like, i don't give a fuck who are you eating even if it's your own fine gorgeous big assed mother.

Taste horrible, you shit cunt.

Jon pls

So I guess recommending rimjobs is a no-go, huh?

How do I lift away my
>BBC fetish
>BBW fetish
>Sissy fetish
>Femdom Fetish
>piss fetish
>Anal (receivjng) fetish

Lads?

I want to go back to when I could get off two a video of two hith girls making out on MySpace

>pinning her against the wall
they like this, but you need to work up to it first.
>pull hair
varies from girl to girl
>bite neck
gently yes but dont be a fucking vampire
>pushing her around on the bed
yes
>restraining her arms
this varies

Make her wash it first. I love my gf's asshole, she makes weird and hot sounds when I lick it.

Damn you are pathetic, how lo can you go? you;'re an embarrassment to men.

You may as well just let your girlfriend / wife fuck you in the ass you estrogen filled poof.

Test too low or estrogen too high. Take test, or asin or both.

I bought a VR headset so I can pretend to get laid

>not fucking your gf's ass after
>destroy her asshole even if she tells you to stop
>not being turned on by your gf's anal induced sobbing
LOW TEST

Stop looking at porn. Don't go full retard and not fap at all, but jerk off to your thoughts. If you can't jerk off to your thoughts, go nofap until you can. Doing this will also help serve as a constant reminder to do small things in your life to improve yourself.

I got my test levels checked about 6 months ago they're actually higher than normal kek

Should I just go no porn?

>Bite her ear, slap her ass, grab both her hands with one arm and put it above her head during missionary, try to get a feel if she seems like the type who likes being choked, maybe just choke her lightly. The old natty lickaroo is always a banger, kiss her thighs, area around her boobs, and neck. All of these are pretty standard for me desu, never had a complaint.

Higher than normal for the whole range (which includes old men) or your age? How's estrogen?

Figure four leglock, whoooooo!

don't know why i literally barrel laughed my ass off at this.
wtf is this thread

Honestly you are better off just killing yourself at this point

>mfw she doesn't like to have her pussy ate
Remember to cut your nails on both your hands and toes. Bitches love a manly man but they also want a gentlemen's touch too.

something grosses me out about this picture. maybe nofap is turning me from a sex addict to a prude and/or homofaggot

I only get off to chubby women

How to end this

British women will do that to you

That's pretty normie tier foreplay m8, literally the standard nowadays.

Now that's what I call brap posting

>tongue Punch her Baby canal
>tongue left cross her Baby canal
>tongue right Body straight her Baby canal
>following tongue right Uppercut her Baby canal

t. Faggot being lead to gas chambers in Dachau

Doesn't the stubble from shaving hurt her though? My ex's always used to hurt me if I she rubbed up against me or something

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Just make sure your enjoying yourself, she's enjoying herself and make sure you breathe steadily.

Who are you? Dracula?

Alright you virgins, Imma lay it out for you real smoothlike
>hold your breath
>deep diq her
>climax
>pass out
>smash head on nearby covfefe table
>die
>let her live thinking her pussy was so good a nigga died in it

You're not funny. Please go back to r/Veeky Forums

dude you're really not funny man. like you probably think you are but no one is laughing, just shut up and fuck off mate

Wow a whole 2 replies? Thanks guys I've never had that many before xD I think i might keep posting here lol

Have some Veeky Forums gold funneh guy ;^)

>this thread

1- Stop watching porn
2- Sexual preference can be reset by +90 days of absolute celibacy and then performing the seuxal activity you want to prefer from then on.

Cheers.

Kek

When you're going down on her spell out Z-Y-Z-Z with your tongue

no, the jew didnt cut off half of my penis

I'm virgin 22.
When I fap i ejaculate very quickly. If I watch porn I can finish in 10 sec. I haven't watched porn in 2 months now and if I masturbate at "normal" speed I'm done like in 30-40 seconds.
This really bothers me, I feel like if I were to have sex I'd be done before it even starts.

Is there anything I could do? Or I just need to have real sex and see from there?

Pillow under her back, legs on your shoulders and restrain her wrists. Pretty good position to try out.

this

I recently relapsed into porn habit after being off it for several months. FUCK.
Life is much better off porn.

jamming your dick in a ceiling fan works wonders

Have fun with your impending yeast infection my man

Yes, men get yeast infections too.

Something about her face makes me see a toothless old lady. Anyone else see that?

so she didn't get wet for an hour? you must suck. Literally suck dicks

This entire thread top kek

GAAAAAAAAY

anyone who says
>tongue punch her baby canal
I am definitely not going to for sexual health advice

Punch her in the fucking face

gis: heidi shinyvideos
i guess her name is heidi harper

That's a pity for you because
>tongue punch the baby canal
is some of the best advice you can get

>stop watching porn

Did that, but now I whack it to hentai and erotic tales. I must ditch that too, right?

Biting neck a lot
Also inner thigh and just under the knee on the inside
Same with just under the arm (but not quite in the armpit which would be weird)

Idk if you've tried this but I've found she likes it when I put things inside of her vagina too then take them back out again

women these days all want it rough it;s really popular now

desu you're going to need a girlfriend or something
when i first started out, using a condom i'd be fine and in fact I struggle to cum with a rubber
but when I went raw i'd cum like within 30 seconds
but then over time (i mean like a month+) of practice and edging etc it just became normal and i was able to have sex for a lot longer and we stopped using rubbers

no need to stress brah, no one starts out being a pro

They always have

KEGELS

STRENGTHEN THE PELVIC FLOOR

IT'S NOT JUST FOR WOMEN

WHEN YOU WAKE UP - SQUEEZE THAT PENIS AND BUTTHOLE TIGHT - HOLD FOR THREE SECONDS THEN LET GO AGAIN. THAT'S ONE REP. DO IT THIRTY TIMES.

THEN AGAIN AT LUNCH. AND AGAIN BEFORE BED. THAT'S 90 REPS A DAY.

DO IT THREE TIMES A WEEK.

GET YOU DICK STRONG. THAT ASSHOLE STRONG. THAT PELVIS STRONG.

Keep time in your head. Biggest rookie mistake is irregular thrusts; women need a solid tempo to get off from penetration alone (on top of a lot of psychological shit, but hey).
It's kinda fucked up but this song plays in my head because the tempo works really well for when you take a power stance and just keep fuckin' her.
youtube.com/watch?v=VhXuO4Gz3Wo&ab_channel=IQQIQQI

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> I'm a little rusty when it comes to the deed
fresh out of prison after a spell for assault and rape, eh?

G O L E M G E T Y E G O N E

what kind of things?

Put your tongue in her asshole and let her BRAAAP in your mouth.

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>What are your moves that make her go crazy?
Become god-tier at foreplay. Pic related is your treasure map, bite, suck, lick and kiss your way to victory.

Build momentum

I've had bitches complain about stubble, too. Either shave or make sure your beard is long enough.