OY I SAY OIM DA BOSS OF DIS 'ERE GYM

>OY I SAY OIM DA BOSS OF DIS 'ERE GYM
>OIM DA THE BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST

zug zug

>HOW MUCH CAN YOU BENCH BOSS?!?!

Anyone played DOW3? How is it? Don't wanna drop 80 bucks on a shit game

it's empty atm, wait till they bring more races in

Not as bad as everyone makes it seems to be, but it's definitely lacking content, I would also suggest to wait as said.

You have GENE seed IMPLANTED and wear POWER ARMOR just to have STRENGTH 4.

Meanwhile Ghazghull maguruk CHADka is already born STRENGTH 4 and gets BIGGER and STRONGER by CRUMPING lads.

>I zoggin bench more n' any puny humie git dats wot I bench!

it's fun, but it's not eighty dollars worth of fun. wait on a sale
t. pre ordered it

"Of course I'll spot you, Inquisitor." I said, glad for the excuse to get out of another boring Valhallan circuit class.
Of course, if I'd known where that would get me, I'd have gone on a Ratling Crossfit course with squigs strapped to the bumper weights.

>tfw the Blood Ravens stole all the equipment again
I know I only squat 10 plates, but I still want my damn squat rack

>Be Nob
>Go ta Galaxy Fitness
>Greeted with umies an gym grotz starin as oi make me way ta da Squat Rack
>Crump the squat and grab the rack, do some Waagh-presses
>Local boyz mirin', hootin an hollerin
>One ov 'em nun gits comes over
>Oh Gork (mebbe Mork) she got some noice dakka
>Puts her chainblade against me neck
>"Green, unclean, obscene" she says, eyeballin me pecs
>"Ye-yesself" oi say an keep pressin, she goes
>me mug when oi kept catchin 'er mirin out da corner o' me eye during presses
Did oi do good boss?

Kekd

Kekd

you guys are the reason why games are shit now
kys

>In Guilliman's gym with my astartes bros
>curling away with a measly 100kg
>still getting mires from Eldar and Sister Qts
>suddenly the door opens and an unironic Chaoslet walks in and heads towards the squat rack
>wink at my bros and Primaris stride over
>get there a second before he does and start curling
>"sorry brah, it's taken. Only got 4 more sets to go though"
>astartes starts snickering
>he stares in mute fury, but is too beta to do more than mumble something about the dark gods
>say loudly "yeah, The Emperor is pretty swell, brah"
>look down at him pointedly
>"maybe if you pray hard enough, he might give you a few inches"
>orks start hooting with laughter
>he goes bright red and turns, pretending he wants a different machine, and nearly runs into an Eldar
>she looks at him like he's something a Rak'Gol spat out
>even the guardsmen are laughing now
>he tries to bolt for the door, but big papa smurf himself is blocking the door
>"mirin', heretic?"
>the black bell of Terra tolls as one of the guardsman dies of laughter
>tears streaming down his face, the chaoslet finally escapes

Who else Gymbully here?

Real fucking repetetive and boring.
Glad I torrented it instead of purchasing, cant reccomend

2 GENESEED SCOOPS CMON
LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND

SCOOPS FOR THE SCOOP THROWN
BIG FOR THE BIG GOD
RIGH, SLAANESH?

Jeff, pls go

I wonder how much a space marine could lift?

>mfw loyalist fags are too weak to trade in the natty card and hop on the warp juice

It's like they don't want to bench 15 pl8

Without armor? About 20-30% more than top pro strongmen. Brian shaw and Thor basically have the same dimension and power just a foot shorter and 100 lbs lighter.

>r8 me brehs

Who had the best 1RM: Grimgor, Archaon, or Shitmar

Show yourself out chaoscuck

I love Veeky Forums - Veeky Forums cross posting so much

BREHS

In the RP modules, you can get them strong enough to juggle terminators.

Me too.

ZUG IST MEINE FAVORITE

emperordamned chaos nigger legions
>curling in my Cadia
>broke it
>doin they monkey sheits on Fenris
>broke it
>always smelling like great unclen one
>wearing basketball power armour
>sipping between black crusades
holy terra i hate em

>see DYEW 'umies in me gym and suin' me space
>Warboss sez I can't kill 'em all since they give 'im teef
>rerack all the weights with propa Ork weights first, and 'umie weight at the back
>mfw they can't give up and leave after failing to get to their weights
Who else Brutally Kunnin'?

Gud finkin', dat!

EY, ME GONNA STARD DAT PRORGRAM YA BOYZ KEEP TALKIN ´BOUT
YA KNO, STARDING STOMPA BY MORK RIPPEDORK
IZ DAT GUD?
IZ ME GONNA BE RIPPED LIKE WARBOSS CHADZKULL ???
PLZ WAAAGH

>oim da the
jesus fucking christ don't make a thread if you're going to fuck it up right off the bat

SS claims another victim.

Space marines have different muscle tissue and bones though, as well as a CNS castle superior to any human, they could outlift them by far more than that. Plus unlike top strongmen they can devour marathons whilst at that weight and build.

Know what I like about Orks? What the believe, genuinely and wholeheartedly, comes true.

So yeah, this nigga can bench a fucking Leman Russ Tank if he believes he can.

Me go face?

Good start

Maybe some 'marinelet walk vs ghazchad walk' etc

>Squat rack
>crump the squat

I want to gay marry you

>go into gym
>war cant of mars starts playing

>>the black bell of Terra tolls as one of the guardsman dies of laughter
Fuckin käk

YOUSE GUNNA LOOK LIKE WOT ONE O DEM "FEMORKININE" HUMIES HURHUR

unironically the est thread on Veeky Forums

Slaanesh = Aesthetics over all
Nurgle = Dirty Bulks and poor form
Khorne = Powerlifting
Tzeentch = ???
Emperor = Natty King of Mankind

I like them because their lifes are so simple. They want only to fight, and sometimes to go fast, snack on a grot or loot some humie planet.

Happiness and satisfaction is within easy reach for even the lowliest ork boy.

They live in paradise, all of them.

Tzeentch is the gym owner.

>tfw you missed out on the only time in history where you could LARP as an Ork with a Viking war band

>Unironically HERETHICC-posting

slaanesh - mens physique instagram trendy workout
nurgle - 5/3/1 permabulk forever cocoon mode
khorne - oly lifting + rugby w/roid rage every 5 min
tzeentch - overly complicated percantage based periodization cycle for next 10.000 years
emperor - zyzz

>Tzeentch isn't too intelligent to lift
What you you doing

Champions of.....

Slaanesh - Zyzz
Nurgle - Blaha
Khorne- Piana
Tzeentch - elliot

>implying Lenny isn't Champion of Nurgle

Good one.

My desire to insult blaha blinded me,

gork wud be proud

Its not dawn of war.

Its Starcraft with a 40k look.

>Oh Gork (mebbe Mork)

OY LEDER CLUBS 2 BLOICKS DOIWN

...

>OI BOZZ
>WUZ U SEZ WE TRAIN DA LEGGS 'ODAY

>where do you workout
>at the black library

>Mfw I realized natty loyalist gains are for losers.
Embrace the chaos gains gods!

That meme hits the spot.

Reminder that this is what you look like on Chaos Juice.

lmfao

>chaos gains
Am I doing it right?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

JUST STOP FEEDING HIM. GODDAMMMIT

Enjoy your time while you can mortals, for we true owners if the gym will return to reclaim it for ourselves. Everyday you will see that you will lose a little part of the gym, day by day until there's no space for you to work out, and when the gym is ours we will bpenslave you and force you to watch as we...


Curl in the squat rack.

Skelies coming into my gym?

dude ayy lmao
>falling for "leave humanity behind!" meme and becoming walking squat racks
ishygitty ddtitty

...

Gains for the gains god!

Scoops for the scoop throne!

Can love bloom in the gym?

ONLY AMONG THE PUREST OF THE HUMAN RACE

Wrong lore ya git. Ima 'ave dem teef fuh dat!

Papa Smurf says Eldar are back on the menu, sister
LIIVI did Literally nothing wrong.

I think its way higher than that, they are 700+ pounds of bone and muscle and can run marathons in 300 lb power armor

>tfw Farseer's are in the gym, do the most provocative poses and constantly catch you mirin'
>tfw your Chaplain says that she's mirin' you back, but you can never catch her at it

brehs, workout to achieve emperor mode? no warp bullshit, I want to stay natty

The emperor is not natty lol.

How dare you question the glory of the Emperor.

Report to your nearest Inquisitor for summary execution.

>that feel when no qt eldar gf

knew i had the screen shot somewhere
well here you go

My man

wholesome and underrated

>questioning the Emperor

The emperor isn't even a human being lol.

How can you even be natty or a human when you are the product of thousands of human sacrafices?