Just googled "how to lose weight"

>HOW TO LOSE 10KG IN TWO WEEKS

Cancer does that

LOSE WEIGHT only by eating this mongolian root doctors dont want you to know!!!

>just googled how to gain weight
Help

Exactly, they fuck up sex ed even when sex ed has to be part of the curriculum.

I agree that schools should have actual nutrition ed but i'm quite sure they will fuck that up too. Until recently, in the past few decades, the official US guidelines were literally pro-carb, sugar is a-ok and anti-fat. I'm not one of those weird anti-carb people, but the guidelines were pretty fucked up. Then now we have the whole scandal on how it was all based off a harvard study paid off by the sugar lobby. Teaching it to all children would have made obesity even worse. If there is actual nutrition ed, all the lobbies might flood in and fuck it up.

Hi Jeff

Just talked to a friend IRL, (not on the phone or on chat or anything) about buying a laptop and also losing weight, now all over the internet I get laptop ads and myprotein ads. What the fuck brehs

>Be recovering fat fuck.
>Go to doctor for check up.
>Mention weight loss.
>Ask for ways to maintain lean muscle whilst losing weight.
>Doctor prescribes a monitored cycle of Anavar.
Am I frauding?

>instead of art class

I hate that shmuck

>My parents still think fat makes you fat