Well Veeky Forums, are you beach body ready?

no amount of cherrypicked pics can change the fact that it looks shitty irl, stop being in denial

>The weight loss collection
>proteinworld.com
Protein helps you lose weight now?

apparently

Carrots

tried it, ate them as if i was some grotesque genetic freak half human half rabbit but no results

>ive seen/heard of one retard using $5 self tanner from walgreens therefore every product in the world is bad

Kill yourself retard

I eat a shit ton of carrots everyday and I'm still very pale. It's probably just a urban myth

Literally 80% of girls use tanning lotion and you don't even notice faggot. Go ahead and be the pale retard at the pool while i'm getting numbers of all the chicks you don't dare to approach

>today in user's mind show

>self tanners looked bad a decade ago which means that they are also bad now

no... i fucked up by bulking for too long... now i am going to bulk until next summer-cut period

stop posting this guy u faggot

>Wanting to be a nigger to attract girls
If you don't have anything else going on for you then why not.

>even chubby women look good

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR FIT

WHY DO MEN HAVE TO SPEND HOURS AND HOURS IN A GYM AND EAT BLAND FUCKING FOOD AND INJECT HORMONES INTO THEIR BUTTHOLES WHEN WOMEN CAN JUST BE ON THE CUSP OF BEING OBESE AND STILL BE ATTRACTIVE

WHY DID GOD MAKE IT THIS WAY

Believe what you want. When i flex my tanned huge 'ceps every girl want my dick.
Alsof stop projecting. I've got my own business, am shredded as fuck and get new girls to fuck every week

Truthfully neither of them are that bad and could easily achieve that "unrealistic beauty standard" I assume they're railing against with a modicum of effort.

She's pretty ugly dude. Just because your beta genetics make you feel attracted to her, doesn't mean she actually is

they don't look good you just have low standards

left girl is covering her FUPA
right girl is fridge mode

It's coming along, good thing I have 4 more months to get it ready :-)

im beta af and still find her incredibly ugly

...

>covering

It's not covered at all, she looks like a sauasage. She needs to lose 15-20lbs before wearing that swimsuit again

all I get from this image is one of them knows how to purchase a swimsuit that is flattering to her body type and one does not

because you're desperate

>Donald Trump's fake tan looks good

You tell me.

Is that a diaper swim suit?

I started walking outside daily after work and on the weekends.
>tfw I'm not a human reflector anymore
Protip: wear sunscreen

It depends on the person. When I was younger (about 10) I'd eat about half a lb of baby carrots a day because I found them verry tasty. While the skin on my body didn't change color,the palms of my hands,and the soles of my feet did turn a certain shade of orange. It was noticable enough that my parents took me to the doc,and he just told me to eat less carrots. Lo and behold,a couple of weeks later,my hands and feet were back to their normal colors.

What about the fucking sun?

Why the tattoo?

he most likely has used the same fake tan for 2 decades

>not even public gym ready

pale floridian here

I hope it fucking dies

>tattoo
If it's a family crest then okay. Anything else, kys.

But yeah, beach ready.

Pale Floridian here too, bro. Luckily my grill is paler then me so I'm safe.

>left wearing an adult diaper to hide her stomach
kek

I'd fuck both though

Why do fat people even exist? Just stop eating.

Its just an american traditional piece paying respect to my dad, he passed away when I was 11. I also have a lotus on my bicep as a promise to myself to stop being a sad kunt and conquer depression/anxiety.

I like you user, you seem like a stand up guy.

Good luck comrade, I hope you make it

>he fell for the depression meme

Stop being a little bitch.

Sadly I live in Naples, no grills under 6,000 years old allowed

Yeah, I got lucky by being raised, and staying in, Fort Lauderdale.

God speed, user

Fellow pale guy here.

Get a spray tan at a local salon. Do your research and make sure you're going to a good place.

You'll be happy.

too fat

>Family Crest

Hahaha what the fuck? Calm down Farquad

I don't even want to pick on that guy. :(

This is sad

youtu.be/WuiPBwAmGbA
He eventually corrected his form and seems to be making some visual progress.

What self tanning lotion does Veeky Forums recommend?

>don't want to get skin cancer
>don't want to do OPOCAD