What is the minimum level of Veeky Forums to marry a chubby Latina with a sexy face?

What is the minimum level of Veeky Forums to marry a chubby Latina with a sexy face?

Bumping for interest I need this shit too

You should ideally be:
>taller than her
>shoulder width near the width of her hips
>able to actually carry her
For you to not look fucking weird as a couple. If you are physically smaller than her in bulk it looks really strange so you should be thicc yourself.

Have more food stamps than other men within a 60 mile radius

You should ideally be:

Latino
19 or younger.
Any body type is OK.

I'm being racist, but 92% they're married and pregnant and have given up on looking good by 20.

This

>chubby latina

I see long term thinking is not your strong suit.

Be at least 5'11, have a decent face, dont be a pussy. -T. Latin lover

I don't get the 5'11 shit when it comes to Latinas I mean the average Hispanic girl maxes out at like 5'4 by 21

>chubby latina

oh you sweet stupid fuck the moment you marry her or have a kid she's gonna completely let go of her body. On the plus she'll do whatever you want and cook and clean like a motherfucker. But she is gonna get faaaaaaaaat.