If I use this can I still claim natty?

lmao is this shit real?

So is that what people call a gas station boner pill ?

my sides

I need this.

>be tiger
>exploring around human settlement
>see small red things on ground
>red means food, slurp into mouth and chew
>tastes like dirt
>unsuspecting antelope walks by, evidently oblivious to my presence
>suddenly realize the synapomorphic nature of bilateral symmetry implies a shared hereditary history between myself and my prey item
>erectile tissues become engorged with blood despite the absence of females
>trigonometric relation between the sun zenith and shadows cast by surrounding objects confirm Aristophanes hypothesis of a round Earth
>furthermore, this solar position confirms that it is not the season in which tigers engage in sexual reproduction
>realize that the vagina of a female of my own species will not be sufficiently lubricated as to allow for the busting of nut
>penis is now fully erect
>hypothesize my own existence is contingent on absurd cycles of matter-exchange driven by the fusion of hydrogen into increasingly complex atomic assemblages and free fundamental particles
>see a female specimen of the Indian One-Horned Rhinoceros (Rhinoceros unicornis)
>realize that life is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing as I jam my barbed penis into rhinoceros rectum

clearly just joke pills, some candy stores sell them

This is why I come to Veeky Forums in the morning with my coffee before working out.

Is that an enema?

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>tfw realize that life is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing as I jam my barbed penis into rhinoceros rectum

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