Serious

hahaha!

Nothing qualifies me - I started out a certain way and went through different obstacles and still working on myself. I'm not where I want to be physique wise but I am very happy about my progress.

So anytime someone asks something I've been through I can give my two cents and mention where I went wrong and what they can do better. Whether it's lifting - running or diet

I can bench 1pl8.

Personal experience.

Muh 5 pl8 dead, 4 pl8 squat and 3 pl8 bench.

I'm a physical therapist in real life

Lifting for 4 years and have three medals from oly and powerlifting meets/competitions.

I was 237 pounds / 17 y o Male and i recovered from the slumber

Gives me a credibility to talk how to recover from being a useless sloth

I'm a genetic dead end with a seven plate deadlift

I'm 6'3

kys slav

>genetic dead end
>seven plate deadlift
pick one, you fucking retard

Fully certified personal trainer.
So as qualified as anyone with common sense and knows how to use google.

I usually come here for the giggles and fat hate threads, I rarely post advice though.

>personal trainer
>common sense

Personal Trainer certified by NASM as well as being a Marine Corps HITT instructor and MCMAP instructor. Also, strong and relatively aesthetic.

I can do a backflip

Is that 4pl8 on one side and 3pl8 on the other?

I read part of the sticky once

I am capable of opening Veeky Forums, reading a question and answering it.

Nothing official. I've just been lifting for 8 years, and I've just tried a ton of shit over that time.

I can't give anything more than anecdotal evidence, and I don't try to.

i have a girlfriend

This shitty board requires no qualifications, so any DYEL can give advice and it's up to you to do the research and verify whether the advice given is genuine or autism or both. You also have to decide whether or not to believe anecdotal 'evidence' for the effectiveness of whatever is spouted by the sperg pushing water fasting, nofap, SS, etc.
I know personal responsibility isn't your strong suit, considering you shitpost to Veeky Forums, but relying on fitness advice from represses homos on a taiwanese soap-sculpting image board probably isn't the best idea if you require literally any amount of qualifications

I have been lurking since 2010.

what qualifies you to question my ability to offer advice

I've lurked this board long enough, plus I have years of knowledge and experience from watching and doing various Veeky Forums work. I have no certificate or status among anyone that tells people I am qualified.

I know through trial and error, that has to speak for something.

I have excellent knowlage of the current ongoing memes

I get coached by one of the strongest people in the world and I am doing alright with a 675 deadlift, 600 squat, 440 bench and 285 OHP.

I used to try and be helpful on here but pretty much every time:

>Post advice, get called a retard.
>Post stats, get called e-statter
>Post vid, get called fat powerlifter
>Post body, get called degenerate because of tattoos

Now I just post memes desu

An M.S. in Exercise Physiology

what kind of advice do you get called retard for? examples?

I'm a certified psychopathologist

I saw rich pianas video

>EATBIGGETBIGCMOOOOMNNNNNNN

i have an MS in biochemistry and was a PT during uni. while it's far from my life's goal, i'd say i'm qualified enough to teach noobies how to squat, dead, bench, and eat. anything past intermediate should go to a CSCS tho

Because I'm r9k strong.

fpbp

Nice

didn't realise you were still around bby

No one has to be qualified to give advice. Advice is usually given out of personal experience.
It up to you to take the advice to heart or not.
If it doesn't work for you, that doesn't mean it won't work for others/isn't quality.

Registerred Dietitian irl

I can lift things up then put them down again

2/3/4/5 and I've never suffered a serious injury lifting. Also 9" wrist master race reporting.

I just summarize Jeff nippard and athleanx videos

What is that supposed to mean? You can masturbate 6 times in a row instead of 5?

I have been lifting for over 2 years and I mainly speak from experience, most of the time I just call out bullshit like pic related

also strength != size, there are several ways to progressive overload

Because i started skelly mode and i want to see every DYEL make it.

Dude that is impressive.

1/2/3/4 and I can run 5k in sub 20 minutes. I dont body build but I know enough of the basics to give advice

i've been here for 5 years i know all the memes

Because Im a bigger guy than u

could be anything, if someone doesn't agree with it they respond with "retard"

but isn't that just normal Veeky Forums ettiquete?

4 u

Because I've spent 6 years lifting and made every single mistake possible.

I feel that makes me qualified to say what people shouldn't do.

u just need to make an account

I don't even lift and I give advice to people on this board, kek