Mirin thread

>your dicks pretty thick
made my week

Unimpressive ass. Mine is way better.

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>manager at work is an English milf with huge tits
>pretty sure she's mirin'
>don't know if there's anyway to try and fug without losing my job

do it anyway

I've posted this story once, it happened about 3-4 weekends ago now
>I went to my usual bar, drank a couple beers the usual
>went out on the patio to smoke a cig pls no bully
>when I came back in there was an 8/10 milf, her dad bod husband, and their 11/10 swimsuit model tier mid-20's daughter sitting at the bar
>i was tipsy so I sat down next to the mom in the hopes of winning her over a little so I could hit on the daughter
>but the mom was tipsy too and incredibly friendly asking me questions about the area and where I've lived and places we've both been and her youth and etc. etc.
>the hot daughter even tried to get into the conversation a couple times like she was jealous I wasn't giving her the attention but I couldn't be bothered
>it just went on and on, no awkward silences, staring into each others eyes while talking and she was grabbing my flexed 'cep when she laughed and flipping her hair
>all while the dad and daughter were just sitting there like wtf is going on right now
>finally it started winding down and we both realized there wasn't much else we could do with the situation so they paid their tab and said their goodbyes

With everything I've read about how older people swing and everything I really think the husband wouldn't have had a choice but to let me fuck her if their daughter wasn't there

They looked like left two on pic related except the mom had a skinnier nose

1f 2m 3k

isn't she married?

Not a mire but a question
im an ex fat neet so i lost a lot of my social skills. haven't tried approaching girls yet but can someone red pill me on eye contact.
if im walking around a store and make eye contact with girl and she doesnt look away for 2-3 seconds is this good, need a chads help.

It's 2017 user. Cuckolding is in.

he's 1,83 m manlet. Turn on the voice, he is not daydreaming about fuging him but is reacting to what is he saying about their work, also bitch is married to some jewish milionaire.

Yes. Read RSD or some PUA material.

>I really think the husband wouldn't have had a choice but to let me fuck her
Ok

Is there anything he cant do brehs?

>Those girls weren't plants

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>Unimpressive ass. Mine is way better.

I believe you

What's rsd

Effectively govern, tell the truth, win the majority of voters, use words longer than a syllable, read a map, reveal tax returns...

Today one of my highschool male friends said i was really big.

For some women, power is everything.

she's kinda ugly
hideous by hollywood standards

oh shit the swole left is here. hide your women!

'no'

These are the same person

>be me going to forest with mate to run
>notice pull up bar at forest entrance
>start pumping out pull ups
>when approaching the pull up bar a desert-qt and some old hag, presumably her mother walks by and pass me
>get done with pull ups and turn around
>desert-qt keeps walking while having hear head twisted around 180 degrees staring me down while her old friend is mumbling something.

I guess it's a start

proofs?

You sound fat

"i didn't know there was a pull up bar out here, mom do you see that?"

>be me at the gym
>lifting 20s by the dumbell racks
>rockyourbody.mp3 by justin timberlake playing
>fucken favorite song for som fucken reason
>singing along
>not lifting cuz the song has me in a trance
>some bitch comes up 2 me
>hi can i use the-
>no as i say before she finishes her stupid sentence
>...ok as she walks away
>fucken grin like the fuckne grinch
>Every1 staring at me miring on how fucken alpha i handled the situation
fucken punks know now not to fuck with me

>bunch of extended family in town for a get together at the beach
>hanging out with family one morning
>Take me shirt off and go into water
>hear one older cousin ask one of my parents if I have a gf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Also I have some older women mire me at the YMCA sometimes

I get the usual, youre buff or big, had some lesbian friends say my arms are sexy, and girls just looking at me. Nothing crazy unfortunately. And only 16in arms.

"all I see is a little bitch who halfasses his pullups"

>company picnic
>come across a venice beach themed photo booth with volunteer co-worker "body-builder/models"
>take a picture with them
>milf "model" is behind me and says "sun's out so guns out" and lifts up the sleeves of my shirt
>"oh wow, why would you hide these arms?"
>feel her boobs smush into my back as she presses up on me for the photo

>at campus boba tea after workout
>two girls in scrubs at a table by counter
>notice one girl with her phone pointed my direction when I was ordering
>i pretend I don't notice
>get my order and walking out
>see the girl with the phone leaning over to show her friend her phone screen
>its a picture of me

>at school gym alone in the free weights section
>girl in sports bra and yoga pants goes to the barbell weights rack directly in front of me and starts stretching
>full view of ass and titties throughout stretches
>notice nipples through bra
>i go full autism and walk away to refill my water bottle
>notice her gaze following me as I walk past her

If she's hot and not mentally insane, go for it. It will be the best either of you will ever have. It always is.

LEND ME YOUR MIRES

she is a jewess so her mires are but tools to ensnare you and trick you into race mixing

Sign me up

>muh popular voteeeee! It was her turn!!
user is a mess.
user is a big, fat mistake

user, Trump was put into office.
He didn't win the election.

>How Trump won but didn't actually win
t. Huffingpaintpost

Dude...stop.
We all fucking know what's going on.
It's time to stop pretending that trump won some great victory for the anti sjw conservative anti big government team.
It's a lie.
A farce.

>won some great victory for the anti sjw conservative anti big government team.
Literally nobody said that, I simply stated he won. Yes he is a little left-leaning and big-government for my tastes but he's still been alright.

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idiot.
Go away now.
I'm bored of you.

Wew lad you convinced me, I hate Trump now

Dude, I don't give a single solitary fancy flying fuck what you think of the guy. He's been placed into office.
That's what I'm saying.

she always wins amirite

>go to gym for a year
>make a break, then stop going to gym completely for 6 month
>apparently my hormones were slightly fucked by doing so, get minor case of gyno, only noticed when I did a check up at a hospital
>graduating from university
>getting my robe
>qt girl is handing robes out
>live in asian country where 90% of population is chinese skeletons
>"Wow, this looks like it was made for you... It really looks good on guys with muscles, right Stacie?"
>when I leave she says something similar, like "This robe looks really good on a strong guy like you"
I thought women miring like that was a meme, it feels so good bros. I gotta start going to gym again.

>2017
>getting mired by an Israeli Jew
Not even worth it

U discuss like a girl

>22
>helping my sister at her work
>tall blond milf with huge ass and nice tits comes in
>she works with my sister
>eventually comes over to me just to introduce herself, have a quick chat
>leave about lunch to return to my actual job
>milf goes up to my sister and asks about me
> tells her how nervous i made her and how embaressed she felt because i was so good looking
>sister tells me milf's ex is same height build and skin tone as me

If i wasnt with my gf i would've gone for her not only because older women are my thing but also to see my sisters reaction

>implying they weren't miring Barron behind the camera

not be a fat fuck

is this a thinly veiled "it's all about the face" thread?

Pine was in pretty good shape in the movie though

Grills were hollering during the bath scene

autism

delusional

kys my friend.

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That was staged

She has a husband and kids

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Pathetic.

Haven't you heard the stories of being outcast from your family? If this guy has any sort of decent relationship with them he shouldn't.

She wasn't mirin. She fucked up answering a question and passed it off to him expecting him to also have a hard time and he answered it very simply and made her look dumb.

>Be at work
>explaining how some gaming equipment works to some customers
>average Asian girl pulling out her phone and obviously recording me or snapchatting me or instagramming or whatever the hell
>I am literally two feet in front of this group of 7 people
>continue on with my explanation

What did she mean by this? Im guessing it was some Snapchat thing or Instagram thing, but it was awkward and intrusive. Like creepy.

Also beach mites everywhere.

>be swimming in beach, getting that there resistance swimming as opposed to normal lap swimming in a controlled pool
>walk past sunbathing pale qt. Visibly lifts her head to look at me walking by.

W-was she just being cautious?

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>implying any big budget movie interviews are staged and not totally random and spontaneous

>W-was she just being cautious?
Veeky Forums

Spoken like a true Tumblrina.

Please kys

I got mired yesterday, but I fucked it up as usual.#

>be at friends party
>lots more females than males
>finish my drink
>walk to get a refill
>three girls pull me over after seeing me down a naggin of vodka
>"Wow, a heavyweight drinker who also lifts heavy weights"
>she starts to touch my arm
>realise that she's flirting with me
>"Haha, thanks, well I'm going to refill my drink now, bye."
>don't talk to her again all night
>go home and smash my face against a wall
>be me now
>my face is sore

That's alpha as fuck

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This one cashier smiled at me once.

>Giving a shit about your country and giving a shit about your body are correlated
>Working hard to improve both are also correlated

Never could've figured that one out.

I might be thirsty, but I'm no where near that thirsty user

>have golden opportunity to smash daughter but dont
>instead keep talking to the mom you know you won't be able to do anything with because her fucking husband and daughter are right next to her

you're retarded

>the concept of strength is oppressive
>it implies some are physically more superior than others

top kek brah

Got u phamm

>after work party last Tuesday
>work at university, only 3 months till next job starts
>everyone knows this so no hard feelings
>everyone getting drunk at my house after bar hopping
>about 10 people there
>one milf, 31
>not particularly miring through the night, but just being friendly and conversational
>progresses by playing that handheld electronic "categories" game or whatever
>I lose the first round
>"okay now take your shirt off since you lost" -milf
>lolherewego.mov
>throw off shirt and get a couple "holy shit"'s
>laugh and put it back on after a couple minutes
>didn't flex a 'cep so I could have done better
>everyone going to sleep on the couches, not particularly watching who's where
>go to my room
>my bed looks lumpy
>oh it's just a woman
>"I've been waiting for you to show up"

Just reminded me that older women just don't play the games that the 21-22's do, whether it's because they're more confident in their wants or they just don't give a shit. Every time I've fucked a milf it's been when I've just been calm and "professional," not slobbering over them. I think they dig that shit more than the overt flirting. Either way they're damaged and undateable, so no harm no foul.

Pay attention to this post, this is how VAGINAS talk online.

Fuck off back to your ben and Jerry's and go REEEEEEEEEEEE on tumblr

solving an immediate, physical "reps" problem is easier than solving a far-off, abstract "inequality" problem

so what kind of DYEL actionlet would put off the 1st to focus on the 2nd?

>girl looks at me and smiles
>p-p-p-p-p-panic

maybe by Veeky Forums 's definiton of alpha, the real world works differently though

Lol what sort of weird metal detector titmonster fetish channel is this

>every shirt super low cut
>just running around the fucking woods
>I think it's a nazi bottle cap
>lol I dunno, do you?
>continue to find old shells
>what caliber is that, I dunno
>more "I dunno, do you?"

This is fucking hilarious

is this true? i have a ridiculously hot thicc 18 year cousin who is always giving me those eyes and smiling and once she asked her dad if i could give her a lift home from a family event. she is so nice and just goes to church and hangs out with her mum too.

Fucking hell Theresa May only held his hand.

M8 you're not getting it. (Fragile) male masculinity needs to be stopped because it has oppressed women, POC's, LGBTQ+ bodies for generations. It's high time we acknowledge that we need to #resist the fascists

I was arguing with someone the other day about terrorism, and I said "What would you say most terrorists recently have in common?" And the answer of course is "That they're muslim."
However, this lady says something like "They're all men, and it's because of toxic masculinity."

Anyway I cut her head off for disrespecting me afterwards, but it was still a really stupid argument.

>at coffee shop
>order food and coffee
>sit down
>qt at table near me locks eyes with me
>she's there doing some sort of interview with numales dressed in their trendy hipster work clothes
>she keeps looking at me
>interviewer turns around and looks at me to see what she keeps looking at
>she continues to throw mires my way while I eat.

Felt good bros. 32 and I still got it

I can't stand when I can can hear a woman talking through her hijab, like she believes that such a right would belong to her. Absolutely haram.

*does a set*
u wot m8?