So yeah I just got the living shit beat out of me (1vs15, think rekt webms style) but i'm still alive thankfully...

Can we see the damage OP?

What did you do op don't lie

MMA/Kickboxing/Judo/Wrestling are probably most useful for a street fight, just steer clear of meme tier martial arts like taekwondo.
Also while running will help you have to train the specific actions, ive seen long distance runners fatigue in minutes when they were rolling.

Possibly scream act crazy and tell them to make you bleed cos u have aids?

What about regular boxing

regular boxing is great for stamina and street fights.

>side question, what do if ur ganged up and and cant run besides covering your head

Find the biggest/leader guy. Attack him. Take him out as hard and as fast as you can.

Don't get a firearm. You'll just be attracting more violence. It's better that you take this as motivation to get strong and tough in my opinion.

Attack with vicious tenacity. Biting, gouging eyes, hitting the throat, grabbing and tearing dangling flesh (nut, ears), using any implement laying around loose chunk of concrete from the sidewalk (easy to find in many parts of St Louis), bottles etc. But, the most effective self defense action is to not go where there are niggers. Srs.

Found the European

tell the story faget