2017

>2017
>still not being roughly the size of a barn

What's your excuse Veeky Forums?

Also, movies where the good guy dies.

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I didn't eat five dozen eggs. Also it's the size of a barge.

>actually remembering what was said in the movie

He doesn't die but The Karate Kid

No one remembers the lyrics to his own song like Gaston

kek

HE SAID BARGE NOT BARN YOU FUCK

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How do I get to look more like Gaston and less like LeFou?

So does Iron Giant die or what?

He's not a bad guy

How fucking cool would it be if he died and then the other kid got arrested, the tournament was shut down permanently and Mr Miogi committed suicide.

I'd fucking watch the shit out of that. Also Gran Torino.

he's not a good guy

Read the OP faggit. Also I would fucking smash Hogarths mom into the dirt. Total milf.

He's just a lucky guy

he's The Guy

He was sexist!

He's a big guy

Yep he dead, also there's so high quality milf comics about Hogarth mom out there. Search up "iron giant 8muses".

>Movies where the good guy dies

Train to Busan (The real hero being Sang-hwa, the big guy who punches the shit out of the zombies)
Leon: The Professional
Get Carter (OG Michael Caine one, not the forever stallone remake)

The Matrix.

>The real hero being Sang-hwa
Did you know this actor's name is literally MA DONG?

>2017
>cut weight from gut
>go to buy pants that actually fit
>everything in every store is advertised as "skinny leg"
>store guy says "yeah it's the most awesome trend everyone looks so much hotter in it"
>store questions whether I may be gay because he's interested
>just try to buy pants
>by the time these fucking skinny legs fit around my leg, they are certified boogie sized pants
>you could fit three of my waists in these fucking things and they are tight around the calves

Fuck modern fashion.

You mean MA DONG-SUCC?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_Dong-seok

Stop being a manlet

This. Just buy boot cut jeans and you'll look way more masculine than all the skinny legged hipsters around you.

For you.

>barn
Barge*
>Movies where the good guy does
I'll take that to not necessarily mean protagonist. Unironically,
Star wars 1, 4, 6, 7 and R1
Harry potter 4, 5, 6, 7 a&b
Wonder woman
Logan
Lion king
Gran Torino
The great Gatsby
Shutter island (SPOILER - DiCaprio's character doesn't really die but be pretty much requests a lobotomy at the end which is identity death)
Pulp fiction

Off the top of my head. Waiting for triggered (You)s calling me normie with zero taste

Painters Jeans are your friend, I have 24' calves but a 38' waistline.

Boot cut only really works when wearing boots, any time you're not wearing boots straight leg or tapered is better

I wear boot cut with dress shoes and I've gotten compliments on it. They have a little bell bottom look which I guess people like nowadays.

*Belle bottom